Senior Day Haiku
Reviving a tradition I did not execute last year: haikus for the graduating scholarship seniors, and other notables. Those with remaining eligibility are omitted.
Mike Massey
You'll probably be
a fancy suit stock broker
so it's not all bad
Will Johnson
Centers never knew
they could be so afraid of
a balding tackle
Tim Jamison
In your younger days
I thought you would be a ninja
or maybe a bear
Charles Stewart
Suggest you cover
deep routes in life, so, like
get health insurance
Morgan Trent
Bet it's annoying
that everyone says you have
a smoking hot mom
Brandon Harrison
You committed to
Tyrone Willingham, which, like
makes you a rare bird
Jason Gingell
No one blames you, man
we all know Crable messed up
if that helps any. No?
Brandon Logan
That Kentucky raid
you played the most from it
it didn't work out
Johnny Thompson
There are worse things than
having an awesome nickname
like "The Machete"
Ohene Opong-Owusu
Did you know your name,
Ohene Opong-Owu-
su, doesn't fit here?
Austin Panter
You'll be a footnote
"First M JUCO in ten years"
So congrats I guess
Terrance Taylor
What do you get when
you cross a bear, a hydrant,
and a six foot smile?
KC Lopata
Kicking competency
is underrated these days
but I recall Brabbs
UPDATE: (whoops!)
Doug Dutch
Small, nimble slot guy
You showed at Michigan
four years too early
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