Finebaum SEC Bloodbath 2015 open thread
January 2nd, 2015 at 2:53 PM ^
Former high school football water boy. Not smart enough for the chess team and too lame for sports.
January 2nd, 2015 at 2:54 PM ^
I am thinking the Crazy Bammer either suffered from a heart attack, a stroke or a suicide last night. I don't think she will be calling.
January 2nd, 2015 at 3:52 PM ^
I was wrong. Phyllis from wherever is still alive and kicking. Her rant was epic. She is definitely "proud" of Alabama.
January 2nd, 2015 at 6:22 PM ^
Oh, Tammy #FinebaumFriday http://t.co/BRb5WftSiA
— Paul Finebaum (@finebaum) January 2, 2015
January 2nd, 2015 at 6:35 PM ^
if Oregon can take care of business - maybe this was worth it.
That's one of the funniest things I've heard in years.
What are the odds that woman sees the other side of 50? Wow.
January 2nd, 2015 at 8:02 PM ^
January 2nd, 2015 at 2:58 PM ^
January 2nd, 2015 at 6:38 PM ^
Does it really matter who beats who in the 6-6 Bowl?
When the top 5 teams in your conference division goes 0-5, that's damning stuff.
January 2nd, 2015 at 2:59 PM ^
I prefer "Waahhhhh-labama."
January 2nd, 2015 at 3:36 PM ^
Au-burned.
January 2nd, 2015 at 2:58 PM ^
I hate that crazy Bama lady who smokes too much. She knows people know her now, so she fakes it every time she calls.
January 2nd, 2015 at 3:02 PM ^
Oh God, they're gonna take calls right off of the bat.
January 2nd, 2015 at 3:02 PM ^
Dude sounds traumatized HAHAHA
January 2nd, 2015 at 3:03 PM ^
...he did kind of own up to it - kind of - on Twitter too:
For the record, the sun did not come up this morning in Alabama. Now please excuse me while I finish eating breakfast: Cold crow.
— Paul Finebaum (@finebaum) January 2, 2015
January 2nd, 2015 at 3:06 PM ^
First call: Alabama fan having a meltdown
January 2nd, 2015 at 3:11 PM ^
Finebaum really really hates Bob Stoops. Rips him any chance he has, just randomly brings up that "Saban never gets blown out like Bob Stoops."
January 2nd, 2015 at 3:38 PM ^
January 2nd, 2015 at 3:14 PM ^
January 2nd, 2015 at 3:18 PM ^
dude Phyllis is still crying i bet
January 2nd, 2015 at 3:20 PM ^
January 2nd, 2015 at 3:36 PM ^
Phyllis... dear Phyllis... on the show @ 3:35pm
January 2nd, 2015 at 3:43 PM ^
Come at me Coturd! Ain't nobody going to take on the SEC!
January 2nd, 2015 at 3:14 PM ^
Today was probably the first time EVER that I enjoyed watching the show. It was alot sweet listening to all of the Pac 12, Big 10 talk and knocking down the SEC for a change. Now the best conference according to Herd is Pac 12.
All I know is that it is PAC 12 WEST vs. BIG TEN EAST and the BCS never worked as pretty much everyone has been bitching about for a decade during the rein of the SEC. I haven't decided if it is Sweeter that Bama was pushing for the playoff system so they could have 2 contenders in playoffs or that the SEC was shutout of the playoffs.
Probably Both are Super Sweet today.
Go Blue!!!
January 2nd, 2015 at 3:51 PM ^
January 2nd, 2015 at 3:56 PM ^
The Pac-12 has potential, but they are typically pretty top-heavy (not that the Big Ten isn't). Oregon is obviously very good as so is UCLA, and the Arizona schools had break out seasons but - will Mora stay in college? Can Shaw keep Stanford up, they seem to be trending back down. Will Sark get USC back to elite? Will Todd Graham stay in Tempe once SEC spots open up? Will Washington ever be good again?
Lots of questions for them?
January 2nd, 2015 at 4:24 PM ^
Pac 12 North
January 2nd, 2015 at 8:03 PM ^
Just imagine if the BCS was still around, Bama and FSU would be playing for the championship while Oregon and OSU would be in a meaningless Rose Bowl.
January 2nd, 2015 at 3:15 PM ^
January 2nd, 2015 at 6:41 PM ^
Finebaum is Jerry Springer wrapped around football.
January 2nd, 2015 at 3:15 PM ^
January 2nd, 2015 at 3:30 PM ^
Phyllis, the psychotic alabama fan is about to come on.
January 2nd, 2015 at 3:39 PM ^
Holy smokes. Had no idea who Finebaum was and stumbled onto this thread just in time for "Phyllis."
This just made my day. Effin' delicious!!
January 2nd, 2015 at 3:42 PM ^
She needs to be on meds... Or maybe she has too much wrong meds in her body...
The most stupidest statement I have ever heard... But it is hiliarious how she just screams how great Alabama did this year... That could be said with every team in every conference that does that.. Geez....
January 2nd, 2015 at 5:37 PM ^
She's on Rx drugs, if not precisely meds. Probably the hillbilly heroin. Statistically speaking, it's about a 40% to 83% likelihood of it, depending on exactly which county she's in.
January 2nd, 2015 at 8:33 PM ^
...insulting someone else's intelligence by using the phrase, "most stupidest?"
/not enough facepalm gifs
January 2nd, 2015 at 9:18 PM ^
Beat me to it.
We have to be better than that!
January 2nd, 2015 at 3:35 PM ^
January 2nd, 2015 at 3:36 PM ^
Tuned in just in time
January 2nd, 2015 at 3:37 PM ^
January 2nd, 2015 at 3:38 PM ^
Call in, don't listen, rage, hang up.
January 2nd, 2015 at 3:38 PM ^
These people make OSU fans sounds rational.
January 2nd, 2015 at 4:04 PM ^
That's exactly why I wanted Bama to lose. They are irrational chest thumpers. It's so nice to finally not here about them.
January 2nd, 2015 at 3:41 PM ^
Damn, Phyllis really was offended by "Cowturd". Though I can't really blame her for that; everyone's offended by that deusch. The guy after that basically started sobbing on the air. You know what? As nauseating as it is to see Ohio State win, it was worth it seeing the southern meltdown.
+1 to this entire thread!
January 2nd, 2015 at 3:56 PM ^
Deusch? Is that like a German vaginal cleanser?
If I had enough points, I'd +1 for creativity.
January 2nd, 2015 at 4:08 PM ^
January 2nd, 2015 at 3:43 PM ^
Hey now, we may have lost the battle of the Maumee River (only because we were only a territory at the time and the government sided with Ohio), but we won the war by getting the U.P. and all of its copper, iron, lumber, beaches, and freshwater in return.