December 23rd, 2014 at 2:31 PM ^
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:31 PM ^
Wife and I planned to stop at the 2 kids we have, but if Harbaugh is hired, I will immediately impregnate her with a son and name him Harbaugh Auerbach.
December 23rd, 2014 at 2:08 PM ^
December 23rd, 2014 at 2:48 PM ^
December 23rd, 2014 at 3:57 PM ^
My wife is not quite the die-hard that I am. When I told her that it looked likely that we would land Harbaugh, without missing a beat, she alleged that I had promised that if we get Harbaugh, she and I would have a third child. "Was I drunk?" "It doesn't matter, you said it."
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:31 PM ^
May the lord have mercy on MGoBlog if Harbaugh has a sudden change of heart.
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:45 PM ^
Oh, it will get ugly.
December 23rd, 2014 at 2:15 PM ^
What do we call this?
Cat goat rodeo?
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:31 PM ^
I should probably have that checked out. But that is what would happen. Joy pooping.
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:32 PM ^
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:33 PM ^
Is this real? I mean at first I'm thinking this is just a goof but now I'm starting to wonder. Do people actually "plan" on how to celebrate if/when we get a new head football coach? For real?
And do you have similar plans if Jimmy turns it down and we get "stuck" with Les Miles or Dan Mullen or even Jim Mora? Do you still celebrate but just less? Or does it turn into mourning?
This facinates me.
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:36 PM ^
I don't . . . what? I'm not sure . . . WHAT!?
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:47 PM ^
As previously stated, I am in for a party at Ashley's. Really just an excuse to head up to AA and drink with buddies. No, I do not have similar plans for the alternatives. Fascinated yet?
December 23rd, 2014 at 2:08 PM ^
You better make sure they've got that Dogfish 90 keg full and ready to go. You said 100 beers - not one beer to 100 guys so I plan on driving up from Cleveland and being first at your table to order.
We'll toast to JIm and my Greatgrandtather U of M Dentist (in the first Michigan Dental School BTW), my Grandfather U of M Dentist, my late father U of M Dentist and my brother U of M Dentist and my sister U of M Dental Hygenist.
I'll probably only be able to finish five or so of those babies before passing out so dont send everyone home right away.
December 23rd, 2014 at 2:14 PM ^
can you remove a tooth while drunk? it would make for hangover 4 staring mgoblog and taking place in Ypsi...
I'm gonna drop mollys in the beer pitchers...
December 23rd, 2014 at 3:53 PM ^
But I will give it a shot. Just need a "willing" patient. Or any Ohioan will do.
December 23rd, 2014 at 5:27 PM ^
Yes 100 beers! No guarantee of a per person amount. When my buddies and I were younger and split a case of beer, if you could drink 10 before they could drink their 8 each, then it sucked to be them. So drink fast and have fun, or savor the flavor and sit back and enjoy. Either way we can toast them and the patron saint of dentistry, Saint Apollonia. And of course the patron saint of Michigan football, James Harbaugh.
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:33 PM ^
And lots of them.
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:34 PM ^
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:34 PM ^
My buddy and me made plans a couple weeks back that if/when JH is announced the coach we are going to the bar to celebrate. I am soooo looking forward to this. Please let "It's Happening" happen!
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:38 PM ^
If drinking beers and going to bars is celebrating....I celebrate every night.
If drinking beers and going to bars is mourning....I mourn every night.
How many problems do I have here?
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:48 PM ^
and a 'baugh's not one.
December 23rd, 2014 at 2:14 PM ^
I see what you did there. If I could up vote, I would.
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:34 PM ^
by taking a week away from MGoBlog to make up for all the time I've spent here the last few weeks. Ok, maybe just 2-3 days. Then I'll be checking just as fanatically to see who is on his staff and what recruits he can bring in.
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:34 PM ^
and renew my season tickets. But that's the plan no matter how this turns out. I'm a lifer.
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:45 PM ^
^^^^ THIS
May also start drinking in the streets, gleefully hug everyone in sight, fly an M flag from the balcony window -- you know, the usual "thank you for liberating us from the opressors" routine.
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:34 PM ^
I will 503 background fetch the entire internet
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:35 PM ^
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:37 PM ^
I'm going to run my khakis up the flagpole.
Then I'll run around without them for a while.
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:38 PM ^
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:39 PM ^
My neighbor is an OSU fan and I am going to paint her new puppy maize and blue.
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:40 PM ^
Do this anyway
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:54 PM ^
My heart breaks for that poor, innocent animal!
Its owner is an OSU fan!
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:39 PM ^
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December 23rd, 2014 at 1:40 PM ^
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:40 PM ^
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:40 PM ^
I will start my celebration by deleting jinx threads
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:41 PM ^
Yeah, I suppose I'll put on my best pair of khakis.
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:42 PM ^
Going to get Moellered!
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:49 PM ^
Too soon...?
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:42 PM ^
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:42 PM ^
I'll bite into a plum and let the juice spill down my chin.
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:46 PM ^
December 23rd, 2014 at 1:46 PM ^