CC: The Non-Candidates
List of people who definitely won’t be Michigan’s head football coach next year is below. Please feel free to add any names you see fit. If a name fits any of these categories, don't bother posting their name here.
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Anyone who is dead (e.g.)
- Pop Warner, William the Conqueror
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Anyone who hasn’t coached American football before
- Tom Brady, Me, You
- Any high school coaches
- Anyone who has coached at Michigan in any capacity in the past
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Any TV analysts
- Rich Eisen, Jon Gruden
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Retired head coaches over the age of 60
- Lloyd Carr, Ron Zook, Mack Brown
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Any current NFL head coach whose name doesn’t rhyme with “AWWW”
- Mike Tomlin, Sean Payton
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Any college head coach who has won a national title or made a national title game at his current school
- Bob Stoops, Gus Malzahn
- Coordinators with less cache than Tom Herman
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Special cases
- Bob Stitt (sorry)
- Jim Mora Jr
- Jim Mora Sr
- Hugh Freeze
- Steve Sarkesian
- Gerg
- Will Muschamp
- Jim McElwain
December 5th, 2014 at 12:25 PM ^
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December 5th, 2014 at 3:17 PM ^
the delete. How this survived the other pointless CC threads is incredible!
December 5th, 2014 at 1:06 PM ^
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December 5th, 2014 at 1:21 PM ^
Speaking of Helen Keller........my son was assigned a geometry tutor at his high school who is blind and suffers from carpal tunnel syndrome, making her fingertips numb so she has trouble reading the braille geometry. If it wasn't so tragic, it would be a Seinfeld episode.
December 5th, 2014 at 3:11 PM ^
December 5th, 2014 at 12:26 PM ^
December 5th, 2014 at 12:26 PM ^
"Anyone who has coached at Michigan in any capacity in the past"
So you are saying Les Miles is not a possible candidate?
December 5th, 2014 at 12:29 PM ^
Guarantee it's not happening.
December 5th, 2014 at 12:45 PM ^
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December 5th, 2014 at 12:49 PM ^
has won national title at current school.
December 5th, 2014 at 12:26 PM ^
the endless CC threads of actual candidates isn't enough...we need to create a thread for NON candidates now?
Someone wake me when Christmas break is over.
December 5th, 2014 at 12:35 PM ^
Well, it will probably be a much shorter list. Just Sayin.
December 5th, 2014 at 8:13 PM ^
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December 5th, 2014 at 12:40 PM ^
Stupid time being linear
it's bullshit.
December 5th, 2014 at 12:46 PM ^
Time is a flat circle....
Alright, alright, alright!
December 5th, 2014 at 12:28 PM ^
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December 5th, 2014 at 12:31 PM ^
have we met?
December 5th, 2014 at 12:34 PM ^
NO
MOAR CC THREADS!
ENDLESS CC THREADS!
I've got a fever....and the only cure is MOAR CC THREADS!
December 5th, 2014 at 1:23 PM ^
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December 5th, 2014 at 12:32 PM ^
I know the former is retired and over 60, but I didn't see John Cooper or John L Smith specifically named so I'd like to have them added just to be safe, please.
December 5th, 2014 at 12:31 PM ^
Are you saying Urbz Meyer is in play?
December 5th, 2014 at 12:31 PM ^
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December 5th, 2014 at 12:33 PM ^
Anyone without the name of James Joseph Harbaugh.
December 5th, 2014 at 12:33 PM ^
What is the point of this?
December 5th, 2014 at 12:34 PM ^
Amos Alonzo Stagg, that is.
December 5th, 2014 at 12:34 PM ^
December 5th, 2014 at 12:34 PM ^
How can you throw Miles, Stoops, and Mora Jr as possible NOT candidates. So basically this thread is just saying, the only option is Harbaugh?
December 5th, 2014 at 12:34 PM ^
I love these CC threads.
December 5th, 2014 at 12:43 PM ^
Best part of this movie. I feel like I go through this exact thing 2-3 times a morning.
Sadly, actually doing this usually gets you thrown out of wherever your at pretty quick.
December 5th, 2014 at 12:37 PM ^
I don't see why Bob Stoops is on the "no" list, nor would I be surprised if he is the one Cowherd is hinting at.
In the past, Bob Stoops has even stated that he has been intrigued by the NFL so I don't think it is out of the realm of possiblilty that he would leave Oklahoma. Afterall, he is 54 and it certainly isn't too late.
December 5th, 2014 at 12:37 PM ^
December 5th, 2014 at 12:37 PM ^
I love the sense of humor around here. So angry at all times.
December 5th, 2014 at 12:38 PM ^
All mods are non-candidates, such as LSAClassof2000, because they're SO FREAKING BUSY DELETING STOOOPID POSTS.
December 5th, 2014 at 12:52 PM ^
Then again, if we sticky this one as the semi-definitive list on what CC threads will probably face eventualy deletion, that might....well, no, because we sometimes post "don't do this" or "don't be that dude" in the mod sticky and you see how effective that is with a fair number of people.
December 5th, 2014 at 12:43 PM ^
I doubt he'd leave before the Bourbon Bowl anyway.
December 5th, 2014 at 12:44 PM ^
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December 5th, 2014 at 12:48 PM ^
"The quarterback he fakes to the left.. no, no, no he fakes to the right.. He doesn't fake. He thinks about faking.. he pretends to fake."
December 5th, 2014 at 1:08 PM ^
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December 5th, 2014 at 12:44 PM ^
She doesn't seem to have a firm grasp of the fundamentals.
Call me crazy but I am actually enjoying these threads. They are much more entertaining than the drivel I should be doing at work and some of the humor is spot on.
It will all work itself out in due time - let's all just make the best of the situation and the unknown - it adds excitement to our otherwise dreary lives.
Keep up the good work MGoBloggers!
December 5th, 2014 at 12:49 PM ^
December 5th, 2014 at 12:45 PM ^
Nicki Minaj's butt. Will not be coaching here.
December 5th, 2014 at 12:56 PM ^
Nicki's butt is too over-qualified to coach here.
December 5th, 2014 at 1:11 PM ^