Posbang!
That is a GREAT gif! Bravo.
Friday the 13th ain't a problem when it happens on Friday the 13th, cuz you're prepared for it.
It's when Friday the 13th sneaks up on you on a Wednesday or a Saturday that you have to worry.
Like the gif: #14 gets clunked and then thunked, and why? Because of #13 in the picture, apparently innocent and not involved, but ultimately the cause, and then clunked thunked himself.
Kevin Bacon approved!
One of these things is not like the other…one of these things…doesn’t belong
I need a bang to get me started. Today is the beginning of a weekend-long grading grind. Final exams and final papers for two 50-student classes.
Alternatively, I could just do this, finish grading in 30 minutes, and go on a weekend-long bender:
suggestion: multiple choice exams and a sheet reader.
I'm not good at multiple choice exams. Though they seem easy to make, for me at least it was tough.
On one hand, trying to test students' understanding of the difference between something that is right and only seems right can make questions too hard. On the other hand, questions can get so easy that anyone could answer them.
Wait! You can do that? Wish I'd known.
Don't you just have a "Pass" stamp? OTOH, sonny boy is working hard so, I would love it if his teachers reciprocate the feeling :D
Thank you for your hard work. As a parent, we appreciate it very much.
Sexy bits POSBANG!
My reply above was to Maizinator's empty post. Bummer that it's been edited!
I didn't realize it was Friday the 13th! I'm going to watch a campy horror movie with my wife tonight!
IIRC, OP has a wedding date coming up in the next week or so. a nod is as good as a wink to a blind man, eh?
could be that OP has some other good news to share - this might be just the place to do it
Are you implying that OP is in the family way or just banging a lot?
yes?
EDIT: actually, OP posted the other great news a few posts below this one.
My son comes home from college this weekend and we're going turkey hunting next week. Here's hoping for a loud bang Monday morning, bright and early. GOBBLE! GOBBLE!
good luck turkey hunting. one of my favorite hunts. i will say though, this is the least amount of turkeys we have ever had out our way. just a few, only a couple of gobbles so far this entire spring.
I shot a bearded hen on the 2nd Saturday, my 2nd time out. I heard one gobble in 2 days, way far off. The two brothers who live on and own the property told me they see toms all the time. "You should have been here yesterday."
BTW - I thought the hen was a jake with a long, skinny beard. She came in down a hill silhouetted against the morning sky. The beard was obvious, so I shot. Quite a shock to come up and see it was a hen.
Must have migrated south. They're everywhere around here now.
I was born on a Friday the 13th, so I've never considered the day to be unlucky.
It's the other 364 that I gotta watch out for.
Is this you on Friday the 13th?
As another person with a Friday the 13th birthday that is shared with Thomas Jefferson, 13s don't get scary around here. It's the pursuit of happiness that keeps you going! So, a happy bang to you good sir!
And a bangin' 13th you as well, sir.
Another Friday the 13th birthday checking in here. Good to know that Thomas Jefferson is part of our elite club!
Happy birthday, Mr. 1863!
How does it feel to be 169 years old?
Is it time for beer yet?
Ummmm….. okay!
It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
5 o'clock? I thought noon was the standard.
Is it ever not?
Ah yes.... My youngest, who graduated Magna Cum Laude a week ago, has accepted an offer to be the Director of Broadcasting and Media Relations for the Oklahoma Warriors of the NAHL.
The lad is headed off to Oklahoma City (after we get back from a week on the beach at North Topsail Island that is).
and THIS was the other great news from OP. congrats man, great stuff, excited for your son.
Congratulations! Both to you and to Magna!
[EDIT: Congratulations! Both to PA pa and to Magna!]
FRIDAY! LFG!! Meeting til 6, unfortunately!
Bang me, bang me, they oughta take a rope and hang me!
an all-time great movie
... woman, won't ya weep for me.
I was about to start a "Pee on your Peonies Posbang" so instead I'll just drop this here:
https://www.woodtv.com/news/michigan/michigan-profs-push-pee-for-peonies-urine-diversion-plan/
Have you all watered your perennials garden today?
I've seen trained animals to all sorts of weird shit.
But never saw a trained animal do weird pee.
he brushes up against one stinging nettle and that dog will never walk on his front paws again
Been a while! Lets Bang!