OT: A new job for Justin Boren
Saw this posted on scout...too funny not to share on here.
It looks like the perfect job is available for Justin Boren right in his hometown:
http://columbus.craigslist.org/fbh/2291344743.html
March 29th, 2011 at 11:23 AM ^
wouldn't have to worry about brain freeze either for what he has left
March 29th, 2011 at 11:41 AM ^
*Belushi sees this santa*
"Its ok.. he goes to college..."
"Who goes to Ohio State..."
March 29th, 2011 at 11:25 AM ^
THe number of hours is intriguing.
4 hours 20 hours
Factor out hours.
(4 20) Hours
420.....Coincidence, I think not.
March 29th, 2011 at 11:28 AM ^
This beats the last Columbus post about someone giving TSIO tickets to a woman who was willing to clean his house (posting was much more creepy).
March 29th, 2011 at 11:35 AM ^
I could tell from your recent photo
+1, I've been waiting to get Gorgeous locked in
March 29th, 2011 at 11:36 AM ^
Wasn't it something like washing his H2 Hummer in a bikini while he takes pictures? I remember a picture of a creepy guy next to a Hummer.
March 29th, 2011 at 12:01 PM ^
Photos of himself next to his black H2 in a hoodie, fake-aged backwards hat, board shorts and flip flops, to be specific. He was like, the epitome of the 'trying really really hard to look like I'm not trying' look.
The posting said you had to send pictures first, and he had the right to turn you away when you showed up. And don't worry about the pictures, he was taking them for his "own, personal use".
Creepy-douche is creepy and douchy.
March 29th, 2011 at 12:01 PM ^
You are correct sir. Thank you for correcting me. The main thing I remember is how he looked like a total douche.
March 29th, 2011 at 12:49 PM ^
Are those Teva's?
*Must keep flip flops secured to feet while being awesome*
I had a $60 pair of Tevas that lasted me seven years. They're good shoes if you can find them.
The funny thing is that I bet he found some girl in Columbus to actually do it.
She's in the backseat in the picture.
March 29th, 2011 at 11:33 AM ^
folks tend to cast the opponents college town in a bad light but with Columbus you don't even have to try..
March 29th, 2011 at 11:43 AM ^
I've been a longtime reader and just recently have been able to get access to this site at work. I ran across this story this morning and thought of all the other crazy "Only in Ohio" stories I've read on here. Just wanted to add this story. Maybe these chicks could help choke down a couple popsicles.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/03/29/police-ohio-woman-choked-walmart-greeter-71/?test=latestnews
March 29th, 2011 at 12:05 PM ^
I especially enjoyed the..."no working phone number was found for either."
March 29th, 2011 at 12:14 PM ^
Gross!
March 29th, 2011 at 12:29 PM ^
Get in there nice and deep like.
It would be much cheaper to just melt popsicles than pay someone to eat them.
No, they are just that dumb down there.....
His dream position has been open for over 20 years.
Just another booster lookin' to pay the players.
Worst State Ever
Going to Ohio State gets you into some fascinating lines of work, it seems....
Justin Boren is an American football offensive lineman who has played guard and center during his high school and college football career.