You might be an MGoBlogger if...
In case the sports news is a bit slow today, here's a bit of humor (with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy) for your Saturday morning. I'm sure some of you creative posters out there will be able to come up with better ones than I have, but here's a few to get started.
You might be an MGoBlogger if...
*you read a news story about Michigan atheletics and realize you know 10x more about the subject that the reporter who's getting paid to know these things.
*your significant other suspects you of having an online affair because you're constantly slipping away to check the computer.
*you wake up late and hungover because your MGoBlog surfing of 15 minutes and a beer turned into 5 hours and a 12 pack.
March 31st, 2012 at 11:32 AM ^
... you are still eagerly awaiting the Sugar Bowl UFR.
... you scan the crowd shots for Lloyd Brady, Facepalm Guy, and Denard.
... you WANT MOAR BUBBLE SCREENZ!
... you wait until Brian posts something before forming your own opinion. (J/K)
March 31st, 2012 at 11:28 AM ^
I always thought it was the presence or lack of a chart(?) that determined diary-worthiness.
On that note, you might be an mgoblogger if you've actually said "Chart? Chart" in real life.
March 31st, 2012 at 11:37 AM ^
March 31st, 2012 at 11:16 AM ^
... in a twist on Huxley's quote (http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/a/aldoushuxl161879.html), you've found something more interesting than pr0n.
March 31st, 2012 at 11:17 AM ^
the first thing you do is wake up in the morning, and check to see if there have been any recruiting updates...especially if it's a Saturday morning, and your pissed at yourself for not sleeping in, but you HAVE to check the blog for fear that you might miss something.
March 31st, 2012 at 11:25 AM ^
I am extremely hungover from last night and the first thing I did was roll out of bed and check mgoblog.
I think I have a problem
if you check MGoBlog while in bed.
March 31st, 2012 at 11:18 AM ^
you mispell athletics.
March 31st, 2012 at 11:25 AM ^
You misspell athletics, but your post is so brilliant it takes 30+ posters before anyone notices (and the one who points it out misspells misspell).
March 31st, 2012 at 11:41 AM ^
The ironic thing is that I looked misspell up in the dictionary just to make sure I had it right, and then still fucked it up. I should be neg-banged.
March 31st, 2012 at 11:43 AM ^
This is a quasi-posbang thread anyway, so you get a pass
Or if you like to debate the correct use of ironic (not me!)
March 31st, 2012 at 11:30 AM ^
if you reference the mgo spelling nazis as a positive roll model for your kids:
"you know if you posted that crap on mgoblog, right to Bolovia with you".
March 31st, 2012 at 11:39 AM ^
"roll model"? Really? Please tell me that was on purpose...
March 31st, 2012 at 11:54 AM ^
I am a dumb ass.
dumb does have a "b" at the end, right?
March 31st, 2012 at 11:56 AM ^
you mite be write about that, butt taht's definately ok today
March 31st, 2012 at 11:35 AM ^
Always funny when someone misspells the word misspell
March 31st, 2012 at 11:18 AM ^
March 31st, 2012 at 11:29 AM ^
Everytime I hear of Shane Morris, I don't think of the guy next to me the recruit.
March 31st, 2012 at 11:21 AM ^
you know that Mel Gibson also has an MGoBlog account, with the screen name of Redondo Wolverine.
Side note: how random was that?
Normal guy... normal guy... "JUDAISM CAUSES FUMBLES!!!!!11"
I assumed that either Mel Gibson or the Jet Blue pilot hacked Redondo's account.
Very strange.
I know. He really came close with that one. I mean how did he know we're actually...
March 31st, 2012 at 11:21 AM ^
You meet a girl who you find out is a fellow MGoBlogger and you think "I could marry her"
March 31st, 2012 at 11:22 AM ^
You randomly yell "MANBALL" during a pickup football game and all the guys around you look at you strangely.....
March 31st, 2012 at 11:25 AM ^
I might have to try that in my next pickup game.
March 31st, 2012 at 11:27 AM ^
March 31st, 2012 at 11:32 AM ^
you were in an important business meeting at work this week, and one of your clients mentions they are originally from Bolivia- and you try not to smile while thinking about Mgoblog.
March 31st, 2012 at 11:30 AM ^
March 31st, 2012 at 11:33 AM ^
after watching Obi Ezeh wait and wait and wait and then zoom in the wrong direction you mumble to yourself "minus 3."
March 31st, 2012 at 11:34 AM ^
March 31st, 2012 at 11:41 AM ^
When you see a picture of a shirtless man and say aloud OMG shirtless and giggle.
March 31st, 2012 at 11:41 AM ^
March 31st, 2012 at 11:43 AM ^
Actually, I shit myself after consuming Mexican food, and then call myself Tacopants.
I hope you're using
March 31st, 2012 at 11:50 AM ^
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March 31st, 2012 at 11:54 AM ^
haha beat me to it apparently
March 31st, 2012 at 12:06 PM ^
/s
March 31st, 2012 at 11:51 AM ^
...if the pumas at the Nat History museum still roar when you walk by like they do for me.....wait, what?
March 31st, 2012 at 11:54 AM ^
That may also have to do with the fact you clean yourself with a damp towel on a stick
March 31st, 2012 at 12:09 PM ^
Pumas don't like malordorous zaftig middle aged men? Well, cougars sure don't....
March 31st, 2012 at 11:53 AM ^
.... if you bought a Michigan jersey in Ohio when they were selling like hotcakes
March 31st, 2012 at 11:55 AM ^
If you have MGOBLOG set as a bookmark, click it, scan the page for updates, then decide to continue surfing the web and without even realizing it, click the MGOBLOG bookmark again instead of going to another site, and then scan the page for a second time in under 30 seconds
March 31st, 2012 at 12:03 PM ^
Amateur move, you don't have MGoBlog set as your homepage.
March 31st, 2012 at 11:56 AM ^
you only think of one guy.