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Funny little article I stumbled upon about the hockey team this year. The National Title game seems like an eternity ago *sigh*
EDIT: Found on Children of Yost FB page
EDIT 2: Changed the title to point out that this is a joke....just in case people's snark-o-meters are not completely functioning today
John Harbaugh has finally weighed in on #boogergate. You might expect an older brother to jump on the idea that his younger brother eats boogers, but not John.
#Ravens HC John Harbaugh: "My brother has never eaten a booger."— Nate Ulrich (@NateUlrichABJ) September 14, 2016
Like Jim's statement, that's pretty definitive. I think this serious situation warrants a new banner.
In case the sports news is a bit slow today, here's a bit of humor (with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy) for your Saturday morning. I'm sure some of you creative posters out there will be able to come up with better ones than I have, but here's a few to get started.
You might be an MGoBlogger if...
*you read a news story about Michigan atheletics and realize you know 10x more about the subject that the reporter who's getting paid to know these things.
*your significant other suspects you of having an online affair because you're constantly slipping away to check the computer.
*you wake up late and hungover because your MGoBlog surfing of 15 minutes and a beer turned into 5 hours and a 12 pack.
MGoBoard, I require your assistance. I once saw a video posted on the board which was a hilarious fake recruiting video. It featured a recruit who in every play was simply running off the field, standing on the sidelines, etc. I believe that I first saw the video summer of last year.
I've searched YouTube, MGoBlog, and the internet in general for this video but have been unable to find it. Does anyone know what video I'm talking about and where I can find it? I've referenced this video several times with a friend and he's expressed interest in seeing it.
After a day of neverending CC threads and mind numbing threads, I think it is time to unload on Mississippi St. While we were concerned about Jim Harbaugh's bowel movements, Mississippi's student body was having a early 1990's rave with glow sticks. I want to start this thread to pump up our fan base regardless of what coach you want to see. We can all agree on we want to see Michigan win tomorrow. It is time to send some humorous/pump up posts the way of the boys who represent us. What do ya got?
Here is a starter:
Miss St. Waste Management:
Probably will be deleted, so get them in. Time to channel your fustrations of CC and the season...against Miss St
In an attempt to move the board away from bashing RR and angry Michigan DB hating god, here is my poor attempt in humor.
Imagine its Saturday night in various nightspot across the Midwest, you are a young, single, virile, heterosexual male looking for companionship. You need a wingman, a sidekick, a friend who will bring out your personality and draw you and the special lady together.
How would each Big 10 coach fare as that "friend"?
Ron Zook - The loud, funny, obnoxious frat boy friend with the ever-changing outfits. He won't introduce you to the perfect 10s or other uberbeauties, but he is good for a homerun here or there.
Bill Lynch - The designated driver. He is invisible until homecoming.
Kirk Ferentz - The guy with the girlfriend from the suburbs. He attracts nerdy university administrators / librarians because he is safe, but you seem to do well with whomever he introduces to you.
Rich Rodriguez - The guy from Jersey Shore. A huge reputation preceeds him, but hasn't done much since he moved to the Midwest.
Mark Dantonio - Angry, tense, bitter little brother always looking to start a fight. The next time he introduces you to a girl will be the first.
Tim Brewster - Slick Ron Zook wannabe you stopped hanging out with last month.
Bo Pelini - Friend of friend who is visiting and preparing to move into town. He came with a huge reputation, but you don't really know how he would do.
Pat Fitzgerald - Nerdy geek with the huge vocabulary and a few stupid card tricks. He introduces you to more women than he should, and you secretly wonder how.
Jim Tressel - Despite his vests and an ensemble straight of "Leave it to Beaver", he introduces you to the most women. You secretly despise him, but yet you can't seem to do better than him. He is completely useless outside of the Midwest though.
Joe Paterno - The charming, smooth old guy who has dated more women than all your other friends combined; despite his constant complaints about the loud music and his inability to use a cell phone.
Danny Hope - Your constantly injured friend. Crutches are not an aphrodisiac, and no one finds a finger without a tip attractive.
Bret Bielema - Rich son of an accomplished master who introduces you to plenty of fat and unattractive women, but is completely useless when a beauty approaches.
To the ladies of the board, please accept my apologies for the misogynistic tone of this post. It is all done for humor.
If you are a San Diego Chargers fan and have high blood pressure, just...don't click the link. Everyone else, enjoy.
Totally made me laugh out loud.
Dumb Wisconsin Laws
• No male is allowed to be in a state of arousal in public.
• Citizens may not murder their enemies.
• Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.
• As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned.
• It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.
• It is illegal to play checkers in public.
• You cannot "worry a squirrel."
• It is against the law to play a flute and drums on the streets to attract attention.
• If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day.