This week in why Michigan should not get a mascot (FSU's awful mascot)
http://www.fsunews.com/article/20120426/FSVIEW02/120426010/FSU-Revives-Cimarron-Character-Excitment-No-One
FSU has decided to bring back their cartoon horse mascot, Cimarron, to get all the kids excited about Seminole football.
Dear Dave Brandon,
Don't do this to us.
Sincerely,
-Every Michigan fan over age 7
Is Chief Osceola still going to be there?
Hopefully riding on his shoulders.
Signed,
Chief Osceola and Renegade
horse shit?
I am probably not smart, but WTF is that? Is that supposed to be a cartoon of the horse that the Seminole rides around on during games? I thought a Seminole is a human being, right?
Hay now, that's knot very nyce. You mayk fun of him like that, you must not be very smart neither.
It's okay. I live in the South and seen lots of horses. In fact, I seen one just the other day . . .
Me and the lil' missus was out for a walk when she suddenly says: "Your not goin' to believe it, Earl, but there's horse over in that yonder field. Why, I haven't seen a horse in that yonder field since Old Man River done passed away."
"Sally," I says, "Sally, your right! Not since Old Man River done passed."
Well, old Sally and I done stared in disbelievenment for minutes until she finally says "well, we best be leaving now, Earl. Your goin' to be late for the rummage sale and I want that milk churn like the dickens!"
That's my horse story.
"Yonder field", not "that yonder field". Moran.
You speak funny up there in Meechegan.
I would prefer to say Americans do a terrible job of learning and applying it.
You misspelled "your." It's supposed to be "ur."
Douche.
Actually, a jackass is a horse.
haha wow that is awful.
You fit nicely into the pro-mascot demographic.
Dear Dave Brandon:
We likewise do not want you to do this as it will give us really, really scary nightmares if you do.
Signed:
Every Michigan fan under age 7
Couldn't they come up with something more creative for shoes besides black liquorice jelly beans?
It really shouldn't bother me as much as it does. Those are ludicrously big shoes.
I don't get it, are they supposed to be hooves?
Humongous doorstops?
I understand why it bothers you. I mean, have you read your handle lately?
I wish we could get real wolverines. That would be badass, and there's no reason why we can't have one if LSU can keep a tiger.
Even a fat, domesticated "real" Wolverine if it got loose would horrible. And it would be horrible to see one domesticated and in a cage to boot.
That pony's eyes really disturb me - have the same kind of stare a big shark has
It's part of Nike's new alternate mascot lineup...
That's a joke, right? Some gag that some random student decided to do on his/her own? There's no way that a big-time university's PR/marketing team decided that was a good idea.
they wouldn't come up with "Leaders" and "Legends" ?
Wait... I mean... erm... this mascot is stupid!
Did anyone ever find a better picture of the mascot that was on the stage with our cheerleading team?
I like it!
Yours truely,
Brutus B.
It wants to steal your soul and make you its minion.
That 'horse' is the stuff nightmares are made of.
This furry piece of shit patrols Miami baseball games despite the fact that Sebastian the Ibis is the official school mascot and actually has a decent reasoning behind his existence (last bird to leave before a hurricane, first to return).
Is that one so awful that it's good? I'm inclined to be more forgiving toward baseball mascots, probably b/c of the Philly Phanatic and the San Diego Chicken.
Does it help to know his name is unabashedly ripped from Philly Phanatic and he's the "Miami Maniac"? As a Miami alum, I can't stand him.
They should have at least come up with their own ridiculous mascot.
I've always thought that was kind of funny, actually. Their nickname is the Hurricanes and their mascot is the thing that is least scared of a hurricane.
Who would win in a fight: the FSU Pretty Pony or the Ohio's Brutus?
And nobody wants to be kicked by a horse.
That's who.
Never. Although, the video would have been even more fun . . .