Venting: I need this

Submitted by Swayze Howell Sheen on October 17th, 2015 at 8:33 PM

Dear Mods,

Sometimes venting is needed. This is one of those times. In honor of the previously-created thread called "F***", I hereby create this venting thread. 

This thread is needed. It is much better than any "snowflake" thread, and honestly what better word can summarize my feelings at this moment other than "f***".

Thus, we commence:

f*** the refs

f*** dantonio

f*** old man sparty in row 1 at the big house

f*** punting

f*** connor what's his face

f*** brahs walking around like they did something

f*** losing in a way that i'll have to see for the next 10-20 years

f*** this thread

f*** off

f*** otters

f*** kittens

f*** targeting calls

f*** replays that seemingly can't ever be done correctly

f*** having to wait ONE ENTIRE YEAR and then still who knows what will happen

f*** the espn stream which actually hung at that point in the game, forcing me to hear about it from the damn web

f*** long lists like this that nobody wants to read

f*** everyone

f*** the guy who flipped off the camera; bad karma

f*** the fools who paint things like statues

f*** late games that take too long

f*** vines and twitters and youtubes replays of the ending

f*** anyone who gives a hard time to a punter who is probably dying a bit inside right now

f*** commercials

f*** everything

f*** 404 and 505 and other web page errors

f*** me

f*** you

f*** deleting awesome venting threads like this one will likely be

f*** sh** damn 

f*** saturdays

f*** trying to watching anything else related to football for the next three weeks or years

f*** bad luck

f*** special teams being the way we die

f*** not tackling some dude at the 1 as time runs out because that would have been damn precious

f*** not staying with me I'm going to turn this thing around

f*** letting this one damn play ruin a great season

f*** the next team we play

f*** getting down on these kids who just played their hearts out

f*** it, we're going to come back from this

f*** it, we're going to start rolling teams for real

f*** it, we're going into the Ohio game without losing another

f*** it, we're going to WIN THE DAMN GAME

f*** it, I love football

f*** it, does anyone have it better than us, even after that piece of s*** ending? 

f*** it, would you really want to have any other coach or any other team

f*** it, don't be depressed - enjoy your family, and friends, and don't ruin this night because of one damn play

f*** is just a word, a feeling, a state of mind; stick with this team, and remember that it's just a game played for entertainment purposes.

One more thing, if you've read this far. There is a red pill: forget this game ever happened, or that you were a fan who could have your heart torn out. There is a blue pill: where you remember, and suffer, but (with time) overcome.

I choose blue everytime, motherf***er.






October 18th, 2015 at 12:58 AM ^

That UM lost. They lost cause that's what losers do, lose. Just a bunch of fukin losers doing what losers do.
Refs fault , what a pussy ass excuse, you would like that pussy Harbaugh at the post game show. Crying like a fukin little bitch. " daddy , those mean boys let those other mean boys ass fuk me". What a pussy Harbaugh is. Can't even be a man about it.
A fukin man would have said " we had it, we lost it, we fuked up. Congrats to Sparty. ... But no, he went the my pussy hurts route. Fukin fag.

Stuck in Lansing

October 17th, 2015 at 8:41 PM ^

What the Fuck!! Work is going to suck Monday. I hate life, I hate football. I hate whatever Detroit Lion thought up that way to lose. Fuck Fuck Fuck. I have to work in fucking Lansing. Fuck Lansing wiith a rusty toilet seat. Fuck.


October 17th, 2015 at 8:43 PM ^

This was actually very well done.

As we constantly say to Northwestern fans, who've been smacked down the last two weeks during their dream season, it's not our faults.

It's just a game and even though that hurt at least we were competitive. I mean, I remember getting the shit kicked out of us at Breslin. We have a pretty good team who is not elite. There is definitely a strong possibility of Harbaugh and friends getting us to the next level.

In short, fuck tonight but there are worse things. There are.

Forever and always, Go Blue.


October 17th, 2015 at 9:07 PM ^

Well done, OP.  


This is part of being a sports fan.  It blows,  but it makes the good times (whenever they might come) all that more enjoyable.  

Ty Butterfield

October 17th, 2015 at 9:15 PM ^

The last play will be shown until the end of time. Even with Harbaugh I feel like the program is cursed. Just seem to keep getting screwed. This feels like a loss that will haunt the program forever.


October 18th, 2015 at 2:16 AM ^

It's pretty clear to me that TPTB, the fates, the stars, the cards, or the fix (take your pick) was pushing pretty hard to, if not insure a Sparty win, well certainly beat the spread.....

Even in the face of that, with a hardscrabble transitional QB-lacking team, these guys came to within a whispers' breath of winning.  When Harbaugh has his team, they will not be in a position where that last play means didley.  Curses are the realm of the weak-willed.  I say FU to curses on at least a weekly basis.  Those with whom I interact that have achieved success do the same.  I went to school with Jimmy.  He's a dick.  But in this case, a dick is a good thing; a dick says FU to curses....

"We are what we think; our thoughts create the world." - The Buddha


October 17th, 2015 at 10:33 PM ^

Look- I feel as bad as the rest of you, but let's not get carried away.

Hoke certainly would not have us doing this well at this point in the season. We just came one shitty/unlucky play away from beating the #2 turned #7 team in the country.

None of us expected to be within 14 points until at least 2 weeks ago.

We are still good.

There is nowhere to go but up:

If the last time a first year coach beat Sparty was the 40's, so be it.

Plenty have done quite well against them since then.


October 17th, 2015 at 9:31 PM ^

Except if we would have tackled him, I think there might have been a second left. I believe when he first hit paydirt it was at one second. Then the second run off happened. Might be wrong though, I was too pissed to see straight.