Sometimes venting is needed. This is one of those times. In honor of the previously-created thread called "F***", I hereby create this venting thread.
This thread is needed. It is much better than any "snowflake" thread, and honestly what better word can summarize my feelings at this moment other than "f***".
Thus, we commence:
f*** the refs
f*** old man sparty in row 1 at the big house
f*** connor what's his face
f*** brahs walking around like they did something
f*** losing in a way that i'll have to see for the next 10-20 years
f*** this thread
f*** targeting calls
f*** replays that seemingly can't ever be done correctly
f*** having to wait ONE ENTIRE YEAR and then still who knows what will happen
f*** the espn stream which actually hung at that point in the game, forcing me to hear about it from the damn web
f*** long lists like this that nobody wants to read
f*** the guy who flipped off the camera; bad karma
f*** the fools who paint things like statues
f*** late games that take too long
f*** vines and twitters and youtubes replays of the ending
f*** anyone who gives a hard time to a punter who is probably dying a bit inside right now
f*** 404 and 505 and other web page errors
f*** deleting awesome venting threads like this one will likely be
f*** sh** damn
f*** trying to watching anything else related to football for the next three weeks or years
f*** bad luck
f*** special teams being the way we die
f*** not tackling some dude at the 1 as time runs out because that would have been damn precious
f*** not staying with me I'm going to turn this thing around
f*** letting this one damn play ruin a great season
f*** the next team we play
f*** getting down on these kids who just played their hearts out
f*** it, we're going to come back from this
f*** it, we're going to start rolling teams for real
f*** it, we're going into the Ohio game without losing another
f*** it, we're going to WIN THE DAMN GAME
f*** it, I love football
f*** it, does anyone have it better than us, even after that piece of s*** ending?
f*** it, would you really want to have any other coach or any other team
f*** it, don't be depressed - enjoy your family, and friends, and don't ruin this night because of one damn play
f*** is just a word, a feeling, a state of mind; stick with this team, and remember that it's just a game played for entertainment purposes.
One more thing, if you've read this far. There is a red pill: forget this game ever happened, or that you were a fan who could have your heart torn out. There is a blue pill: where you remember, and suffer, but (with time) overcome.
I choose blue everytime, motherf***er.