aaamichfan

May 4th, 2011 at 11:09 AM ^

Hence, being denoted as "Off Topic"

If topics were limited to Michigan and its rivals in the offseason, there would be very little posted here.

aaamichfan

May 4th, 2011 at 6:53 PM ^

There are obviously things that will be removed from the board, but this isn't one of them.

The old adage....if it bothers you, skip over it. The thread was clearly labeled.

BiSB

May 4th, 2011 at 10:40 AM ^

Rich Rodriguez said, "you know, on second thought, maybe leaving West Virginia for Michigan wasn't a mistake after all.  Sure, the job didn't work out... but shit, man, pygmy goats???"

Pea-Tear Gryphon

May 4th, 2011 at 10:46 AM ^

Bath salts is a helluva drug!

I love the part where they say he ran out of the house in a muscle shirt and a thong. He obviously was not in his right mind. Everyone knows the the best top to accentuate a thong is a teddy and not a muscle shirt. Kids nowadays...

Don

May 4th, 2011 at 10:53 AM ^

He's got the facial lesions of a meth addict.

You've gotta love a community in which people stake their pink-collar-wearing goat in the front yard. Next to the rusting '79 Buick up on blocks, the '84 Jimmy with gigantic tires, and an old, rain water-filled refrigerator brimming with mosquito larvae.

mark5750

May 4th, 2011 at 10:22 PM ^

Bath Salts are a "synthetic cocaine" often for sale at head shops which has been known to cause severe hallucinations which often result in the user causing various levels of damage to their own bodies sometimes to the point of killing themselves or cutting off body parts.

BlueDragon

May 4th, 2011 at 11:11 AM ^

COPS was my second-favorite show as a kid, after Power Rangers of course.  MMPW was awesome until they pulled all that BS with the Green Ranger.  After that I wasn't interested in watching the Putty Patrol once again get the snot unmercifully beaten out of them.

ryebreadboy

May 4th, 2011 at 1:04 PM ^

So, what exactly is the point of saying "a bra and women's panties"?

Men's underwear are generally called boxers or briefs... never panties, last time I checked.  Don't you make the same point by just saying "a bra and panties"?

MGlobules

May 4th, 2011 at 1:29 PM ^

it does have a certain Southern gothic flavor. 

My question is how he changes from bra and panties to thong and muscle shirt (eew) before he heads for the hills:

"Excuse me, orificer. Do you mind if I just get into something more comfortable?"

"Oh, go right ahead."

P.S. I didn't know bath salts could do you like that. Wonder if they mean smelling salts.

On a more serious note, I don't think that calling this guy creepy is over-reaching.