OT: Kim Jong Un has pleasure squad
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/04/03/north-korea-reportedly-recruiti… I feel bad for the women that have to serve him.
Eh, not surprising at all. On a sorta related, and much less depressing, note, Kim Jong Ill was the single biggest buyer or Courvoisier in the world.
It is good to be the King.
Pleasure squad?
Dude doesn't even need to work for it.
If this was Jeopardy, the question would be, "What do SEC football recruiters have in common with Kim Jong Un?".
He wasn't going for the basketball.
(i kid, i kid)
if you could. Don't hate.
Wish I could upvote the Ladie's Man reference #disappearingMgoPoints
Does this mean The Interview was actually a documentary from the future? Where is James Franco right now?
he has a pleasure squad. What's the point of being supreme ruler for life if you can't fulfill every carnal desire on demand?
I wonder if he bathes? Mao didn't. Ever.
On women, it's called a "Kim Jong Wax"
on demand
Wonder if Kim's "pleasure squad" is like Butter's bottom bitches?
The Chosun Ilbo reported that women who worked in Kim's palaces and summer homes as maids and cleaners received about half that amount. Both groups of women also reportedly received home appliances.
Man, it's like getting the other showcase on The Price Is Right, the one that also included the lounge suite and some sensible wickerware. People deserve more than that for this particular service really.
I would saying being a maid for KJU and receiving 2,000 IS the grand prize and having him lay on top of you even for 4,000 is the shitty other showcase.
I'd trade hard work and self esteem over that naked fat slob writhing away any day of the week..
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The Foxnews comment section makes ESPN look like kindergarten... Amazing what being anonymous enables some buffoons to say behind a keyboard and monitor.
...and just about every website out there... USAToday, NY Times, Huffington, MLive, yada, yada, yada... I just don't even bother ro read it anymore.
Is the name "Pleasure Squad" his idea? Because at least that part of it is pretty cool. Sounds like an idea I had for our Gus Macker team name.
What a shocking development.
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That country is such a mess.
Another example of what a parody that regime really is. Such a joke that it isn't a stretch to think Austin Powers has a role in removing this dude from his fantasy world. Dr Evil has nothing on this guy.
I am just posting a comment in order to lock this baby in.
wrong site. gross.
Milk did shoot out of my nose at the first sentence.
Anyone who says they haven't noticed that is lying!
It did get weird thereafter though.
Lighten up Francis.
Next thing ya know, we'll find out Tom Cruise had girlfriends picked for him by a cult. Better yet, Tom Cruise has gout from eating too much cheese.
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"Pleasure Squad" ha ha ...love that.
Yeah... talk about walking on eggshells around your partner. Seesh.
He freaking put an ex-girlfriend in front of a firing squad two years ago.
Well... there was this particular psycho, I attract a special brand of crazy, who hid a drug problem from me. It came out in a bad way at a house warming party one night and thankfully before I proposed.
The next thing you know, she's trying to beat the crap out of me, she tried to jump out of the car on the expressway (thank goodness for child locks), and then woke up the whole damn neighborhood when I got her home at oh dark thirty... she tried to throw me out of her house but I stayed with her; which was good becuase her breathing got so shallow, it stopped twice, in the wee hours of the morning.
She broke my fucking heart with that little episode; never saw that out of her before. But no, I wouldn't have put her in front of a firing squad. She's getting the help she needs now and I wish her well.
His dad and gramps both had Pleasure Squads. Funny part is they have "recruiters" go pick the most beautiful women from all over the country and that is what they came up with, The last group all got fired when he took power because he did not trust anyone. Hell he went all Machiavalian on his Uncle because he talked to much to the ladies.
I wanted to downvote for a Fox News link... thats like the Bleacher Report of real news.
But on the other hand, when KJU isn't committing crimes against humanity, I like to laugh at his silly antics. In other news, he was named Sexiest Man Alive by the Onion in 2012.
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