OT: Bolivians -- This is your thread to request clemency.

Submitted by Billy Ray Valentine on

In the earlier Isaiah Hole CB thread, several Bolivians surfaced to make their case for clemency.  I posed the question in the Moderator Action Sticky whether a thread dedicated to clemency requests would be permitted.  One of our gracious moderators indicated that the thread would be allowed, and it also may be a good recipe for humor.

 

Humor is the hope here, especially self-depricating humor.   Plead your case.  Non-Bolivians should weigh-in either in support or against clemency.  Please do not get political.  And please, do not re-post the exact same material that led to your Banhammer, unless it is in the context of what not to write.

 

Assuming we can have nice things, a thread like this might be entertaining every few years.

 

One final note -- I hope the moderators see it in their heart to consider at least one, if not more, application for clemency, assuming the user shows true remorse and accountability without qualification.  

 

(fingers crossed on this one)

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Har Bro

January 19th, 2017 at 12:55 AM ^

I meant it as a rumor akin to those started by Albert Breer, but after arriving in La Paz I realized that my attempted at humor could have been interpreted as a threat. I sent a communique to my wife warning that if men in dark suits with badges showed up at our door that it was all a misunderstanding. She did not understand. Since she left I have been all alone, with only my regrets. I promise it was only a poorly timed and worded joke. I have never hurt a soul. In the 3rd grade my hampster died. I think it was of natural causes but I will always live with the thought that if I had only cleaned the cage more often he would still be with us. Please do not make me take this regret to the grave as well. Sincerely, Har Bro

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BoFan

January 19th, 2017 at 3:00 AM ^

Can we have a "permanently banned mgouser" thread where they can make their case for clemency. I would love to hear from Herm and others. A Herm beg for clemency would be classic.

Oh and what the "permanently shamed" beg for clemency thread. What a great place for Roll Damn Tide and DISCUSS MAN to come back to confess their sins and beg for forgiveness. Maybe Wolverine in a Bag would weigh in too!

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PburgGoBlue

January 19th, 2017 at 8:04 AM ^

I will tell you guys everything:

 

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

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Squeezebox

January 19th, 2017 at 9:16 PM ^

in the freshman dorms.

One of the best was when we would steal a tray from the cafeteria in the heart of winter and take it outside, piss in it and let it freese.  Then we would take it out of the tray and slide it under the door of an unsuspecting neighbor in the middle of the night.

He would wake in the morning with a puddle in the middle of the room and have no idea how it got there.

This wasn't Bolivia and the Internet was still 25 years down the road, but it left some good memories.

Maybe we could do a thread of funny happenings, once the slow season arrives after signing day.

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GunnersApe

January 19th, 2017 at 9:52 AM ^

I vote a Judge Dredd style of retirement/punishment.

 

1. You will be sent out into to wild with the unwashed masses. 11W, Red Cedar ect to bring law to the lawless/ troll the shit out of them.

 

2. Bring back you stories to amuse the masses here during the next off season.

 

C. If it merits a return you will be welcomed back.

 

1a. on two on two ready break.

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