Jon Jansen: Charbonnet hasn't had surgery and Jansen expects him to play Saturday
No link unfortunately. This is the sparknotes of Jansen on a Sirius Radio show earlier tonight. There are references to it on 247 and the Twittersphere. I tried to find a good Twitter link but my skills there are lacking and all I could find was random users and no one verified.
September 18th, 2019 at 11:32 PM ^
Please be true!
September 19th, 2019 at 6:09 AM ^
September 18th, 2019 at 11:33 PM ^
Beat Wisconsin
September 18th, 2019 at 11:37 PM ^
One of the best shows in the history of television. +1000 for posting Philip Freemason Esterhaus !
September 19th, 2019 at 10:07 AM ^
Even in Russia an actor can be President.
September 19th, 2019 at 10:40 AM ^
Couldn't agree more.
September 18th, 2019 at 11:35 PM ^
It's much better mentally if we prepare that it isn't true and buckle down for the next 3-6 weeks. That way if it is true, we'll all be elatedly surprised.
The psyche of a Michigan football fan must be preserved.
September 18th, 2019 at 11:43 PM ^
Next, you're going to tell us that the OP's mom is going to get shot halfway through the film.
Won't believe it till I see it.
September 19th, 2019 at 6:11 AM ^
September 19th, 2019 at 9:39 AM ^
Wow, I can't believe I missed that.
September 19th, 2019 at 8:13 AM ^
*******spoiler alert*******
September 19th, 2019 at 7:06 AM ^
BPONE must be defeated
September 19th, 2019 at 7:54 AM ^
Elatedly surprised? Even if he comes back healthy, someone else will go down. In fact, for every bit of good news, there will always be three bits of bad news. It's a proven fact.
My advice (as if anyone cares what I think, lol): never forget that life doesn't matter. Win or lose, we're all circling the drain. Unless you commit some heinous act like genocide, your name will be forgotten within three generations. The world will go on no differently than if you'd never existed at all. Only when you accept this undeniable fact will you truly feel free.
September 19th, 2019 at 8:18 AM ^
Eat Arby's.
September 19th, 2019 at 8:44 AM ^
Holy shit, dude. I'm just trying to enjoy football season....
September 19th, 2019 at 8:46 AM ^
So am I, dear boy.
So am I.
September 19th, 2019 at 9:12 AM ^
Circling the drain...
Names forgotten...
I dunno, man...I'm thinking I need to have all the sharp objects from your home removed.
September 19th, 2019 at 9:44 AM ^
Would probably cut himself while removing said objects... best to lock yourself in the closet, covered in fluffy blankets
September 19th, 2019 at 9:38 AM ^
Zoloft works
September 19th, 2019 at 12:33 PM ^
Sort of.
As long as we're getting way too real for a football blog, I'll say that I've seen it really mess up a person I cared a lot about when she stopped using it. Apparently that's not unheard of, but I had never heard of it before - so yeah, just putting that out there in case it is helpful for anyone.
September 19th, 2019 at 8:47 AM ^
Well, that was an uplifting way to start the morning.
September 19th, 2019 at 9:18 AM ^
Ah, a true existentialist. So, why not take it to its logical conclusion. At some point, the Earth and even the universe will cease to exist. The great void will return, and nothing anyone ever did will matter. So, why bother?
September 19th, 2019 at 9:52 AM ^
I got a more nihilist vibe from it. A time is a flat-circle kind of vibe.
September 19th, 2019 at 10:11 AM ^
Hence the "eat at Arby's"
September 19th, 2019 at 10:22 AM ^
I don’t know. I am kind of enjoying my time circling the drain. The water is a decent temperature, and it is swirling in a comforting way.
September 19th, 2019 at 12:18 PM ^
Even if he comes back healthy, someone else will go down
I mean it's football man. Guys are going to get hurt sometimes.
September 19th, 2019 at 1:52 PM ^
I will make sure to mention this in my client investment mtg today. Ha
September 19th, 2019 at 2:29 PM ^
Jimmy Stewart wants a word with you.
September 18th, 2019 at 11:38 PM ^
Rejoice! All drinkers can now go to bed.
Or keep drinking. I know I will.
September 18th, 2019 at 11:40 PM ^
Good work.
September 18th, 2019 at 11:38 PM ^
Not convinced. It's not legitimate until there's a 300+ comment thread on the board.
September 18th, 2019 at 11:42 PM ^
Challenge accepted.
September 19th, 2019 at 12:50 AM ^
I just woke up to take a leak AND contribute a comment towards the goal of 300+ comments
September 19th, 2019 at 11:31 AM ^
You know why I’m here
September 18th, 2019 at 11:41 PM ^
I hate these injury rumors. Anyone can start them and everyone else can believe them, with no accuracy at all.
This is the 2nd injury rumor of the week, let's hope both are bogus.
September 18th, 2019 at 11:42 PM ^
Hi, I'm the internet. Have we met?
September 19th, 2019 at 11:30 AM ^
Fucking internet
September 18th, 2019 at 11:47 PM ^
The Mayfield one was partly true. He had a minor injury in practice, but I think he's good to go. Saw him on campus the other day with some green little sticker thing on his knee. But was walking normally
September 19th, 2019 at 12:07 AM ^
Uh oh. The green little sticker is precisely what I was hoping he wouldn't have. This is awful I bet.
September 19th, 2019 at 7:41 AM ^
Ah, the green band-aid boo-boo. Spartan injury?
September 19th, 2019 at 11:48 AM ^
Green-locked!
September 19th, 2019 at 7:45 AM ^
No no, the green sticker means that knee is good. Did you check the OTHER knee? Man I hope it had a green sticker...
September 19th, 2019 at 10:02 AM ^
I think it just means he's been tagged and released back into the wild.
September 18th, 2019 at 11:41 PM ^
Yeah. Jansen said he saw ZC yesterday walking normally. Unfortunately, it's pretty normal to get scoped with partial meniscectomy or meniscal debridement and walk normally the same day. With this much smoke there's almost always fire. Will be very shocked if this is all nothing.
September 18th, 2019 at 11:47 PM ^
Alot of smoke yea, but op states that Jansen is saying he hasnt had surgery so I guess we just dont know at this point.
September 19th, 2019 at 1:03 AM ^
“Normal”, not really. The wound/knee naturally swells from the intrusion and from the influx of saline to clear the “trimming.” Normal is 2-3 days of crutches, then improvement. But even then walking is not “normal.”
Just had my meniscus trimmed, so I’ve researched “normal” and my old body reaction (athletic 52 yrs old) which was 1.5 x over what is expected for younger folks.
September 19th, 2019 at 8:28 AM ^
Had both knees done pre-40 y/o. Functional is a better way to describe post op. But, certainly not "normal."
September 19th, 2019 at 1:44 PM ^
Had it done twice. Did not walk normally the same day. Or the next day. Still limping the next day after that.