Late night coach search excitement thread
Damian Shepard, who apparently is a sports marketing guy (and a former Auburn mascot?) tweeted this:
January 10th, 2011 at 12:08 AM ^
What is an ane?
January 10th, 2011 at 12:09 AM ^
It's private, yo.
January 10th, 2011 at 12:17 AM ^
Touche. With all the privates and Anes abound, I am wondering if this is Michigan's equivalent to the Minnesota's orgy yacht. Looks like the age of free love has hit Michigan again!
January 10th, 2011 at 12:20 AM ^
He never misses an orgy. Never.
January 10th, 2011 at 12:46 AM ^
I smell a meme brewing...
January 10th, 2011 at 12:52 AM ^
Kass may have something to say about that.
January 10th, 2011 at 1:20 AM ^
*sigh* Twitter makes my head asplode. More rumor mongering. Not sure what to think.
SOURCES: Oklahoma head coach Bob Stoops offered Michigan job OKLAHOMA FOOTBALL NEWS REPORTS
January 10th, 2011 at 1:25 AM ^
Don't know how that can be, as we hired an orange-and-white house cat alredy, per another thread.
January 10th, 2011 at 1:38 AM ^
But of the 6 recent choices I will rank them:
1. Gruden
2. Stoops
3. Orange and White Housecat (if he graduated from Michigan)
4. Hoke
5. Orange and White Housecat (if he is a she, has been spayed, didn't go to UM and while I'm at it let's throw in some rabies)
6. Les Miles
January 10th, 2011 at 6:41 AM ^
I'm still trying to figure out why we wouldn't want a coach, from an SEC school, who's won an ourtragous amount of games and a BCS national championship with Michigan ties, I mean I'm willing to get frustrated at the end of the game because of clock management if that means we win a BCS title.
January 10th, 2011 at 1:40 AM ^
How much do you think we doled out to the cat?
January 10th, 2011 at 2:02 AM ^
Livetime's worth of Tender Vittles, plus a $70K litter box that was "better than what H******* got"
January 10th, 2011 at 2:03 AM ^
Cat, Harbaugh.....coincidence? Isn't a Harbaugh what a cat shits out of its mouth?
January 10th, 2011 at 4:50 AM ^
I had to sign in just to say that this is the best comment of the day.
January 10th, 2011 at 2:17 AM ^
Wizard. You.
January 10th, 2011 at 1:48 AM ^
Twitter traffic up 2,837,984% due to Michigan coach search 2011.
January 10th, 2011 at 1:51 AM ^
You may be pulling my rope, but I wouldn't be surprised.
January 10th, 2011 at 1:57 AM ^
I'm not. But I am.
January 10th, 2011 at 12:18 AM ^
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January 10th, 2011 at 12:16 AM ^
She must be rich if she is flying Les all over the place. I am also curious if it is some twisted love quadrangle between Les, DB, Ane, and the Auburn mascot...
January 10th, 2011 at 12:22 AM ^
If Les Miles is with an ane then why the hell wouldn't we want him as our coach?
January 10th, 2011 at 1:00 AM ^
Because some lonely ladies in AA might get jealous.
January 10th, 2011 at 3:06 AM ^
Gary Moeller's wife's name was Ann. You know, the one Les sexed. What is she doing on the plane?
The plot thickens.
January 10th, 2011 at 12:08 AM ^
With a Michigan man who has inside track. Mich private ane flew Les Miles to Dallas. Deal expected to be announced w/i 24 hrs. What now LSU?
January 10th, 2011 at 12:16 AM ^
The ONLY Michigan Man with the inside track is Dave Brandon.
January 10th, 2011 at 12:23 AM ^
Look, as much as people want to claim to be insiders, the one thing that is obvious about this is that DB is keeping this decision to himself.
The thing about twitter accounts is that they are like ass*oles - everyone has one.
Not excited yet.
January 10th, 2011 at 2:34 AM ^
a twitter account, I mean.
January 10th, 2011 at 12:32 AM ^
Les Miles smokes bones and drinks blood.
January 10th, 2011 at 12:09 AM ^
This is the 100th time somebody has tweeted about a coach being hired within the next 24 hours. I honestly doubt he knows more than LSU or Michigan sources would.
January 10th, 2011 at 12:56 AM ^
Great! Now we can lock the thread and all go to bed because no one really knows anything new.
January 10th, 2011 at 12:09 AM ^
I hope hes right. I'm really starting to warm up to Les. He was my guy 3 years ago, and now he's back again. I just want this search over and for Les to start hitting that damn recruiting trail (starting first at Schembechler hall keeping everyone in the program...ahem Denard).
January 10th, 2011 at 12:17 AM ^
Not being snarky, but this attitude that "I just want it over" is beginning to make me want to put my face into my Juiceman Junior.
I couldn't care less if it took another two weeks because I'd like for their to BE an actual "coaching search" where guys are interviewed and THEN the best guy picked.
i lub me some les Miles, but I do want his hiring to come after some careful research and serious looking at good candidates who were actually talked to. Now don't get me wrong, i will go crazy and beat the hell out of a couple kids in my neighborhood who are punks if it takes much longer than another week, but it would be nice to know Michigan didn't have to go to Miles without any other viable candidates.
January 10th, 2011 at 12:10 AM ^
. The Auburn Mascot, Aubie(??) has the inside scoop before any other professional journo.
January 10th, 2011 at 12:13 AM ^
Well, he is of the same species as the LSU mascot. Maybe word gets around in tiger circles.
January 10th, 2011 at 12:21 AM ^
One is a Bayou Bengal, the other is a Payou Bengal.
January 10th, 2011 at 1:27 AM ^
Sacrifice
Sacrifice
Sacrifice
Sacrifice
Sacrifice
SACRIFICE
SACRIFICE
January 10th, 2011 at 1:41 AM ^
Good touch. Commendations and salutations to you sir.
January 10th, 2011 at 12:24 AM ^
The Clemson Tiger told him that Rich Rod will replace Dabo Swinney in 2012?
January 10th, 2011 at 12:59 AM ^
"Is r2 not michigan man but clemson cat? find out next yr during ane ride."
January 10th, 2011 at 12:27 AM ^
What Do Tigers Dream Of?
When they take a little tiger snooze
do they dream of mauling zebras
or Hallie Berry in her catwomen suit
don't you worry your pretty striped head
we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed
January 10th, 2011 at 12:37 AM ^
And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug
And then we're gonna give him a best friend hug
Doug Doug Oh Doug Dougie Dougie Doug Doug
But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers
Well then we're shit out of luck
January 10th, 2011 at 12:54 AM ^
You broke the code!
January 10th, 2011 at 12:26 AM ^
Maybe we could hire you to coach us? You certainly have experience oversigning...
January 10th, 2011 at 12:30 AM ^
But....
1.) Does Dave Brandon have "Petro-Dollars" to shell out?
2.) Will Michigan fans complain that their team is "too defensive?"