Big Ten Season Review
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In his season review, THE KNOWLEDGE has already shown that Michigan will lose just a game this season, before moving on to trounce the BS Broncos in the National Championship game
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THE KNOWLEDGE had also stated that Michigan will win all OOC games. As per usual, that was shown to be true by time, and THE KNOWLEDGE has basked in glory
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yes
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After Michigan wins tomorrow against PSI, everyone will be saying things like “these are the exact 5 games they won last year”, “they lost to all the remaining 7 teams last year”, etc
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And if they are Michigan fans, they continue to worry about Michigan losing many games in the Big Ten. These people clearly don’t understand THE KNOWLEDGE. As noted earlier, those that follow THE KNOWLEDGE shall be worry-free
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Now that Michigan’s 7-1 record in the Big Ten has been made clear, we’ll move on to what will happen to the rest of the teams
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- Bottomfeeders Minn, Purdue and Illinois will have a combined 3 wins between them
- Indiana will suck as well going 3-5
- MSU will finish 4-4
- PSU, Iowa and Wisc will all finish 5-3
- NU will have a good run, especially since they don’t play Michigan and osu; will end up 6-2
- osu will finish 6-2
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For the curious souls, Michigan will handily defeat osu
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As time progresses and these results come to fruition, THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar
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and leave every doubter in a trail of dust
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THE KNOWLEDGE advises all his protégés to tag along in his wake
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October 1st, 2010 at 3:13 PM ^
I am quite sure that my Gophers are in a league of their own, left in a cloud of Illini and Boilermaker dust.
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ouch
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October 1st, 2010 at 3:18 PM ^
Or is it Mister French Tickler?
October 1st, 2010 at 3:30 PM ^
ended up being Lloyd Brady, I think my world would end. And yet it would all make perfect sense ... the Knowledge is everywhere, yet anonymous, at the same time.
October 1st, 2010 at 11:37 PM ^
He is also a very happy individual with those predictions, no wonder LB is always smiling
October 1st, 2010 at 3:23 PM ^
I find your posts extremely egotistical and annoying.
October 1st, 2010 at 3:26 PM ^
that is what makes them funny :)
October 1st, 2010 at 3:35 PM ^
Simmer down now... no need to get angry.
THE_KNOWLEDGE is all that is man (of course that is if THE_KNOWLEDGE is a man, might be a yeti though).
October 2nd, 2010 at 2:20 AM ^
Don't you mean Simmah-don-na? My paternal grandmother is from Louisiana, and when me, my brother and my cousins would get out of control when we were kids, she would always say that. That's why I split my gut laughing at that skit on SNL.
October 1st, 2010 at 3:58 PM ^
To be without absolutely any knowledge or insight at all. And if we were to ask the knowledge how many neg-bangs you would get, I would place a mighty wager he'd be right on the money.
October 1st, 2010 at 5:00 PM ^
you say that. May you be struck down by The Knowledge.
October 1st, 2010 at 5:15 PM ^
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
He has already said that BSU and Michigan will meet in championship game...given BSU's results so far, aren't they going to the championship game? And Michigan is undefeated!
October 1st, 2010 at 8:21 PM ^
Then don't read them.
October 1st, 2010 at 3:27 PM ^
have a weak schedule and all; and while the Smurf field is redonkulous...calling them BS is simply bush league.
October 1st, 2010 at 3:30 PM ^
NU will have a good run, especially since they don’t play Michigan and osu; will end up 6-2
I'm actually hoping they win the conference. Hopefully Denard can go Biakabatuka in '95 on the Buckeyes in Columbus to make it happen.
October 1st, 2010 at 3:36 PM ^
I'm all for Denard going all Biakabatuka on tOSU, but NU doesn't win the conference, we do.
October 4th, 2010 at 9:51 AM ^
I will take him under my wing and teach him my ways
October 1st, 2010 at 5:45 PM ^
I'm actually hoping they win the conference.
I'm actually hoping Michigan wins the conference.
October 1st, 2010 at 3:34 PM ^
this is getting to tFonzOnWaterSkis level in a hurry
October 1st, 2010 at 6:31 PM ^
Did he or did he not state that doubters would be left in a trail of dust? Trail of dust! I can't imagine that applies to substantive doubt alone. The dust trail may engulf ontological questions as well. You are a bold man, and I salute you.
I choose to soar on the wake. To the lake. Of glory. Maybe I'm a cowardly sycophant.
October 1st, 2010 at 3:37 PM ^
I would like to handily defeat tUoOS. Please don't be lying, sir.
October 1st, 2010 at 3:41 PM ^
if these posts actually make me hopeful that THE_KNOWLEDGE is really from the future, and telling us the truth?
October 1st, 2010 at 3:47 PM ^
I hope not cause I'm feeling the same way.
October 1st, 2010 at 8:48 PM ^
Only someone who sees the future as though it is history uses a period to start a sentence instead of to end it. (And what more can be said than that period deserves its very own paragraph?) It's like saying the "amen" at the beginning of a prayer instead of at the end of it.
October 2nd, 2010 at 2:14 AM ^
No it is not. I cackle with maniacal glee whenever I read a post from THE_KNOWLEDGE. No bullshit.
October 2nd, 2010 at 1:45 PM ^
Obviously from the future and telling the truth. We may think Rich Rodriguez is our coach, but he's actually a robot controlled by our real coach, Steve Sarkisian, as predicted several years ago by the OP.
October 1st, 2010 at 3:42 PM ^
Dear THE_KNOWLEDGE,
Is my wife pregnant? She's been eating everything in sight and sleeping like a bear in hibernation. I need to start saving money and stop mocking my boss in the office, if so.
Thank you in advance.
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maybe
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October 1st, 2010 at 3:58 PM ^
So The Knowledge is an omnipresent being who can travel through time? There's only one explaination for this. THE KNOWLEDGE IS LLOYD BRADY
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yes
October 1st, 2010 at 4:03 PM ^
a guy (or girl? or alien life form? a mystery!) who is picking us to run the table and win it all.
i say "ALL IN FOR THE KNOWLEDGE"
T-shirts coming soon.
October 1st, 2010 at 4:35 PM ^
when I read THE KNOWLEDGE' posts.
October 1st, 2010 at 5:33 PM ^
Will Denard play the whole season without being hurt?? And, who is our loss?
October 1st, 2010 at 6:47 PM ^
it's the only thing my mind will accept.
But I fear it's MSU. And that is why I know this piece of information has not been given to us yet. It is a test to see if we can approach every game as the one we will win.
and prove we are worth of THE_KNOWLEDGE
October 1st, 2010 at 7:49 PM ^
awesome, as per usual.
October 1st, 2010 at 9:16 PM ^
October 2nd, 2010 at 12:09 AM ^
I like the knowledge though I wonder why he populates the board and doesn't use his knowledge for good like in PowerBall.
October 2nd, 2010 at 11:01 PM ^
I thought we were going undefeated (according to THE_KNOWLEDGE season review number 1)? What's this "lose one game" nonsense?
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