What Would Be Don Brown’s Turnover Trophy?

is turning it into 7 points.

Mustache wax

A Mustache

Go ahead and ask this question of Don Brown at his next presser.  The look you get should be priceless!  And I wouldn't want to be on the recieving end of it, either...

I picture the baseball bat he carried with him last year

I picture the baseball bat he carried with him last year

*woops

A Dude has enough confidence in just being a Dude that he doesn't need a trinket.

A baseball bat covered in barbed wire with green/white and scarlet/grey chunks all over it.

Would be his version of Lucille.

Not sure if someone said it but one of the old fashion glasses with a mustache attached. Classic!!!!

That will last a lifetime.

We are all in 2017.  CLion is in 2037.  No one around to troll/argue?  Troll/argue with yourself.  

We should give a turnover prize at the end of the season.  All expenses paid trip to a dude ranch.

Presented ceremoniously by Coach Brown step-by-step to the few and proud in a side-by-side lineup— as The Michigan Marching Band pushes their chins up and plays “THE VICTORS”—as the badge is affixed by Coach Brown to each honored player’s chest with a Big Blue Pushpin.

D Brown looks them dead in the eye and says.  "Dude."

GO BLUE!!

A white mustache just like his.

that says "Mustache Rides - No Charge"