OT; Your first Beer! Lets hear about it........

Submitted by smitty1983 on

T-Minus 3 hours to the weekend. Lets hear some great first beer stories. Was it with your old man or buddies? What was the occasion? My first cold one was with my grandpa up north when i was 16. I will never forget that day and will always cherish that my first beer was with such an awesome man. Only 36 days. Go Blue!

BlueWing

July 28th, 2017 at 6:36 PM ^

My first beer was right after freshmen year of college, about a month before my 20th birthday. Went to Canada, bought beer at the duty free store and started drinking in the hotel room. I really liked it from the get go, and has been "...the cause of and solution to all of [my] life's problems." (-Homer J. Simpson)

First mixed drink; in 6th grade...on accident. My parents always went on a casino trip up north over MLK weekend, and they would get home late Monday night. Well the next morning I woke up for school and there was orange juice in the fridge, so I had a glass. It tasted a little funny, didn't think much about it. My little sister, who was only 7 comes racing down the stairs screaming "You're not supposed to drink that!" I thought, "Whatever" and went to school. That night I had a basketball game, and as luck would have it (not really, I was quite terrible), I airballed a freethrow. All the parents started laughing really hard, and I felt terrible. Well, it turns out that when I missed, my mom thinking she wasn't talking so loudly says "I guess that happens when you feed your 12 year old son screwdrivers for breakfast." Good times...

BlueWing

July 28th, 2017 at 7:11 PM ^

Threw the bottles in the trash?! Either not Michigan native or didn't have tight-wad parents. I'm honestly not sure what my dad would have been more angry about...I'm going with the lost $0.10 over me drinking. Pedaling my bike up and down dirt roads finding high school kids beer cans in the weeds was my pre-teen job; dad taught me to treat those things like gold.

BlueWing

July 28th, 2017 at 7:52 PM ^

I don't think it was so much about the recycling as it was about the $$$. But you do bring up another potential Friday topic:

What did you do to stay out of trouble or keep your parents happy that others would have deemed acceptable? I guess my answer is; squeezing "borrowed" empties into full bags so I wasn't adding to the empty pile. Throw them out? That's ridiculous. I still do this in my late 20s when I'm house sitting over there. Out of a hand(s)ful of beers only 25% empites can be on the pile, but the balance better add up in the end.

UMichWolverines

July 28th, 2017 at 7:25 PM ^

I was 15 and going over to my friends house, who I had known since I was 5. There were 5 of us ranging from 14-18 and 7 adults. One of my friends was a real party guy; so he asked us if we wanted to go shotgun these IPA's on the driveway away from the pool where all the adults were. Ironically my 14 year old friend and I shotgunned the best out of the group. We then proceeded to play beer pong, which the parents were cool with; what they didn't know was that the beer was infused with some tequila we stole from the liquor cabinet. After a good game we decided the right move was to try to chug tequila; I'm not really sure why. I got a good 5 gulps down which was probably the best of the group. Next we did what any sensible person drunk on tequila would do; jump of the roof of the pool house into the pool. The parents were still there and we didn't want to look drunk, so we went back into the basement and kept on playing tequila infused beer pong. I wasn't feeling that drunk so I drank 4 out of 5 cups in a row, which got me going. By this point we were the only ones up, so we jumped off of the roof into the pool and then went into the hot tub. We just chilled in the hot tub for a good 20 minutes talking absolute nonsense. We were so fucked up that we didn't want to drink anymore so we went and watched we're the millers. The issue was I didn't feel drunk after about 30 minutes and everybody else was either fucked up or asleep. The only other guy who lasted was the big party guy, who had brought weed just in case. We went out to the driveway and got high, and right as we were done the sun was rising. We ate some breakfast and the others started to wake up. It was all cool until the dad saw a missing bottle of tequila. We were lucky to get away easy though. To this day that was the best night of my life.

Charmandar

July 28th, 2017 at 7:40 PM ^

A Coors lite at a frat party I went to my first night of undergrad. First full wine outside of communion was at my friend's Bar MItzvah party. First mixed drink was a rum and coke at a frat party. 

drjaws

July 28th, 2017 at 7:37 PM ^

and it was a long hot summer night. I stole 3 Old Milwaukee's from my parents fridge. Sat in my bed tent and drank them while I listened to a Tigers game. Got hammered then puked.

skurnie

July 28th, 2017 at 7:41 PM ^

So my friend and his family had a boat docked in Grand Haven and they had this pig roast/BBQ for the marina every year. Might have been Coast Guard Festival weekend or something. So anyway, they had Faygo for the kids and I think Bud Light in a Keg. So the party is deserted after like 2pm since it was a lunch thing and then everyone went back to their boats to hit the water. This marina also had a small in ground pool, which no one every used because Lake Michigan is right there. For whatever reason my friend and I were swimming alone (we were probably 12) while his parents and little brother went for a cruise. We got thirsty and decided to get a pop...only to discover the warehouse empty except for a mostly full keg and some leftovers. Naturally we emptied the Faygo cans and filled them up with beer. All afternoon. We were pretty hammered and no one ever found out. We passed out on the 40 minute drive home that night. Tasted awful but we choked so much Faygo beer down while we were swimming. Great day

MGoneBlue

July 28th, 2017 at 7:50 PM ^

I was 4 and noticed at a house party that all the adults were drinking and having a good time.  I asked for a sip, and my dad obliged.  It was Bud Light.  Needless to say, my folks had no problem with underage drinking.

Durham Blue

July 28th, 2017 at 8:38 PM ^

I had single sips of my parents' beers starting when I was about 14.  Obviously not enough to get drunk on.  My first full beer wasn't until my freshman year at Michigan.  Second night on campus.  My brother (two years older) had a house party and I got sloppy blitzed.  My tolerance was so low I think I was tanked after about 24 ounces.  Go big or go home.  Awesome times and fond memories.

weasel3216

July 28th, 2017 at 8:57 PM ^

This was my first full beer i drank. I had had a shot here or there earlier. It was a party before our homecoming game. Grilled some burgers and drank some bud light. Had a few and got buzzed. Went home after the game and had to play it off to my parents.

fksljj

July 28th, 2017 at 8:57 PM ^

15 years old in Japan and bought a tasty Kirin Ichiban beer from a vending machine! I stayed away from the cigarette machines though, cause smoking is bad for you.

michfan23

July 28th, 2017 at 10:59 PM ^

Milwaukees Best (on a side not, if that's the best Milwaukee can muster then they should quit brewing), stole it from the fridge when I was 14. My dad bought it for some sort of "natural" lawn fertilizer/fungicide experiment he was trying. The beer sucked, I got busted, and the lawn didn't magically improve.

DrAwkward

July 28th, 2017 at 11:02 PM ^

My dad is a huge Cubs fan. We lived in LA Dodger land. So, when the Cubs came to town, he would take us to the ol' ball park. 

I might have been about 14 or 15 the last time I went on one of these excusions in the mid-1970s. My parents passed beers back and forth between them. Sitting in the middle, I took my cut and ended up kinda drunk. 

It was a good game. Who won? I did.

lmgoblue1

July 28th, 2017 at 11:22 PM ^

My Dad owned the distributorship in Kalamazoo. I was 15. Stole a few out of the Warehouse cooler. Backyard camping. Got bombed with my buddy. First spins. Didn't puke. That's when Hamm's was a craft beer. Got ruined later by Heilmans. You can't imagine my high school years. Oh and the drinking age was 18 then. Too bad for you millennials. Dazed and Confused at Loy Norrix High School.

mooseman

July 29th, 2017 at 12:44 AM ^

but I remember the first time really drinking beer was when I went up to Central Michigan to visit my two older brothers. Sophmore in high school, I think. I went to a party. I remember a girl had a shirt with a sticker that said "let me show you my bra." It was the best--for a while. My oldest brother showed up and was pissed at my other brother for letting me get so wasted. The hangover was memorable.

UMgradMSUdad

July 29th, 2017 at 8:33 AM ^

I don't remember the first, though it was probably Schlitz.  I do remember one of my high school buddies had a graduation party, and his mother bought us a pony keg,  The only restriction was we had to stay the night.  The drinking age was 18 back then, but a few of us were not 18 yet.

 

Year of Revenge II

July 29th, 2017 at 8:46 AM ^

Budweiser. The King of Beers.  On a 2-track, in the woods, near a lake, with 2 girls.  I can remember thinking to myself, "I'm going to be doing a lot of this".  I was right.

NowTameInThe603

July 29th, 2017 at 9:02 AM ^

I have no idea. the first beer my friends and I drank was keystone light. We also enjoyed ourselves some zenka pot.

ZHENKA POT:

Large bowl/pot

1 handle of zhenka

Grape kool-aid mix

2 cups of water and ice

Dump all into pot. You and your friends sit in a circle. 1 person starts chugging, once that person stops you pass to the right. They chug and when they stop they pass. The winner is the person who finishes the pot and the loser is the last person to pass.

result of the game... the black out pass out. Pour one out for high school.

M go Bru

July 29th, 2017 at 3:03 PM ^

at Aquinas High in Southgate in the car on the drive from my neighborhood in NW Detroit in the summer of '68 with 3 friends. Could only drink 2 beers. It was less than an hour after I had eaten dinner. It was probably Strohs or Pabst Blue Ribbon.

The Bob Seger System was playing! Their big hits at the time was Ramblin' Gamblin' Man and Heavy Music. The drummer had two drums mounted 4 feet above the stage at an angle so that he could pound them with his drumsticks.

I was notorious for tightlly slow dancing with the most stacked babe I could find at a dance (sock-hop).

 

BLUEDOZER

July 29th, 2017 at 5:31 PM ^

It was 1976. I was 14 and sitting in the back seat of my friends 68 Chevy station wagon. I really wanted to like it but I had to kinda choke it down. Now I have to make myself stop drinking them.

rob f

July 30th, 2017 at 6:58 AM ^

gave me out of the beers I and my siblings often brought him as he worked/drove the tractor in his orchards (his fruit farm was my back yard). First full beer? A Carling Black Label. Me and a couple buddies were about 10 or so years old, we were fishing in a stream about a half mile from my childhood home. One of us spotted a 6-pack of those red-and-black cans being chilled in the cold stream. Not seeing anyone around, we grabbed the 6 and our bikes and fishing poles and raced back to our treehouse and enjoyed the "free" refreshments. Never did find out whose beer that was!