OT - Ohio man tries to have sex with car
This is absolutely ridiculous. Another fantastic story about the quality coming out of the worst state ever;
https://cdanews.com/2016/08/ohio-man-arrested-for-allegedly-having-sex-…;
August 18th, 2016 at 11:51 AM ^
it might have been a very good looking van
August 18th, 2016 at 12:05 PM ^
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August 18th, 2016 at 7:03 PM ^
for Tressel earlier that evening was the ER visit to remove his penis from a Mecedes hood ornament.
August 18th, 2016 at 12:10 PM ^
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August 18th, 2016 at 12:41 PM ^
August 18th, 2016 at 12:24 PM ^
If the van's a rockin'...
It's in Ohio.
August 18th, 2016 at 12:53 PM ^
Big vans typically like skinny dudes.
August 18th, 2016 at 1:32 PM ^
is the word
August 18th, 2016 at 1:36 PM ^
bought it gas first.
August 18th, 2016 at 1:57 PM ^
He will at least be the only person in that jail that can say in all honesty that, yes, he has in fact driven a Ford lately...in more ways than most of cellmates would care to know too.
All I can say is that the whole swinging from the stop sign thing got to me when I read that in the first paragraph, for I had this image of a man swinging and singing, "Econoline....I just met a girl named Econoline..."
August 18th, 2016 at 2:29 PM ^
Little did he know at the time - she was sporting a low hanging tailpipe...
August 18th, 2016 at 2:29 PM ^
Why would this be illegal??
He just needs an expert witness to testify that he has a decent looking penis...
August 18th, 2016 at 2:54 PM ^
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August 18th, 2016 at 4:50 PM ^
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August 18th, 2016 at 6:54 PM ^
At least Ohio men are moving up from picnic tables. Some cars can even talk these days.
http://www.fox19.com/story/8083860/ohio-man-facing-charges-for-having-sex-with-a-picnic-table
August 18th, 2016 at 6:53 PM ^
is the statement that he was "trying" to have sex with a van.
If you can't seal the deal with a van- you must be REALLY intoxicated...
August 18th, 2016 at 11:31 PM ^
August 18th, 2016 at 7:07 PM ^
Was the name of the man "Woody"
August 18th, 2016 at 9:10 PM ^
Awesome comment +1!
August 18th, 2016 at 10:22 PM ^
Any picnic table would run from that dude.
August 19th, 2016 at 12:28 AM ^
August 19th, 2016 at 2:03 AM ^
Maybe he saw truck nuts?
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