OT: Worst Movie That You Ever Watched

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Hangover III. Those were 90 minutes of my life that I will never get back.

The first was a classic. The second was alright, but generated enough laughs to keep me entertained. Cooper, Helms and Galifinakis ought to be ashamed of themselves for that flaming pile of turd that was the third movie.

Also, the Elektra movie with Jennifer Garner.

The New World. Terrence Malick flick. Just brutal.

Freddie Got Fingered is the worst movie ever.
Aside from that, my wife wanted to watch Safe Haven (with Julianne Hough) on Netflix, and it was a boring piece of shit. Awful. It was so bad that she let me choose the movie for like 3 or 4 straight movie nights, as she no longer trusted her own judgement.

Smiley or Stiches. Both are absolutely horrendous.

Spiceworld. My friend had a huge crush in baby spice so he dragged me to this flaming bag of dog crap.

Dead Heat, starring Joe Piscopo (back when he was big). Came out in late 80's. To this day, I'm still pissed that I spend the 2.50 to see the movie. I should have walked out, but it was like watching a trainwreck, just had to stick with it to the end.

More recent vintage, Red Hat, the computer hacker movie. A promising premise ruined by terrible writing, acting and directing. The only reson I didn't walk out was that I caught it a one of those dine-in restaurants with the reclining chairs, so, at least I was comfortable and drinking a beer.

Contact. The first movie I ever fell asleep in.

The Strangers (2008). Dumbest most predictable shit ever. Terrible "horror" movie with cliché slasher scenes and stupid ending.

Mad Max Fury Road. Not really fair here because I only watched the first ten minutes during which nothing happened except hyper violent rapid wtf did she say there. And so forth.

Technically, almost ANY movie featured on MST3K would qualify -- but as far as a modern film that I've actually gone to a theater and paid money to see? I'm gonna go with 2013's The Counselor. The screenplay was written by Cormac McCarthy, who is a FANTASTIC novelist. But he should stick to writing books. I've never seen such a pile of pretentious and utterly boring dreck. 

This film featured a scene with Cameron Diaz having sex with a car. Yeah, you read that right. And no, it wasn't sexy, or awesome, or even slightly entertaining. 

FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS! Not even a close 2nd

Got to be BASEketball.  Worst movie ever.

year one, thinks it's the only movie I ever walked out on.

Troy

Movie called Fear. My wife picked it out.

A tree comes to life as a dude and chases people all over the forest. Looked like a dude in a cardboard suit. Watched half of it and was completely confused. Literally no plot. No clue if it was a tree, a guy pretending to be a tree or what.

Also, Rubber. On NetFlix. Don't watch it. I warned you. It is a tire that rolls around the desert killing people. The tire looks at people and they fall over dead.

The Horse Whisperer. Truly boring from beginning to end. I took my girlfriend in high school to it and that movie killed the libido that night

That was one pretty bad movie why I haven't watched it ever again.

Thirteen Ghosts and it's not close