The Airing of the MGoGrievances

I hate how we all root for the same team, with a fervor, and still find time to criticize each other. We can have slightly different opinions about what many of us consider a religion.

Time for my annual bitchfest about left-lane jackassery.  I believe it should be legal to PIT-maneuver left-lane fuckwits off the road if they refuse to drive faster than the cars in the other lane.  And by "faster" I don't mean passing a 62-mph truck at 63 mph.  Also you suck if you pass at 1 mph faster and then when you've FINALLY completed the pass, speed up 10 mph.

Look behind you every once in a fucking while and realize that if you see a bunch of nice clear road in front and a whole bunch of cars behind, you're being a dick.

Mine is the Michigan fan stuck in the Bo era. Time to move on with the times and embrace football in the 21st century.

I can't stand those MGo people who care so much about how other MGo people post on this board.  These are the familiar people (and their obsequious ass kissers) who are seemingly on this board 24/7 and accumulated a large number of MGopoints as a result, who think they are de facto cops of the board.  Their incessant whining about thread topics that don't suit them, their unnecessary dooshiness, and their smug condescension about how to be a Michigan fan destroys the enjoyment of a community gathered around a shared love.  

I hate how PSU fans always feel like they got screwed out of the National Title every single year, no matter how bad their record is.  The refs are in with the NCAA to always screw PSU over. 

Get over it PSU... when you were winning prior to the B1G, you played very weak schedules.  When you joined the B1G, you played 4 high schools and then would go 4-4 in the conference.  Now, you just plain old suck! 

Sandusky!

 

 

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I hate
-people who root for MSU when they don't play us because "they're in our state"
-people who root for Big Ten teams just because they're Big Ten teams
-people who drive in the left lane when they aren't passing
-people who drive with handicap PARKING tags hanging from their rear view mirrors
-mushrooms (toads put their asses on them, fergodsakes)
-coconut

I hate
IBD
Posters who think that us talking about future games will somehow change the outcome.
We're not part of the fucking team ppl!

• I hate how people act like someone reposting a thread topic is equivalent to punting a puppy. Not to mention the predictable, unfunny responses in those threads. "WE LANDED ON TEH MOON" "YOU DON'T SAY" and the classic "THIS WILL END WELL"
• A lot of people here live up to the UM arrogance stereotype
• MeanJoe07 is like Kathy Griffin. Talks too much and none of the things he says are funny
• It still irks me that the thread about Missouri was deleted and the #1 reason was "Bleacher Report" yet there was a thread about Harbaugh saying "no way" to the NFL from BR that was apparently not a problem. That's bullshit, mods.
• Speaking of that, Ace locked the thread about Jourdan Lewis' issue with his mother because he "clearly wanted to keep it private." Really? Is that why he posted it to Twitter?

I'm sure there are more, but that's it for now.

People who think Onion articles are real and post them on Facebook with a OMG comment.

Kill Punt/Counterpunt. The 27 ppl that read it will get over it.

Bring back Upton in moderation. When something really good happens, we deserve her. Maybe you shouldn't go on this blog at work. Maybe you need a new girl, who won't get offended when you see a picture of another women in a bathing suit. Please avoid the beach, a public pool, TMZ, print media, or any place where there might be skin showing. Puritans.

Magnus/WD haters. Sensitive because these guys might be more knowledgable than you? Life is probably tough with a small penis.

 

I have kids and I went to Michigan.

Your baby is not a 2034 recruit and it's not cute to post that. It's dumb!

I don't want to see baby pictures and I don't care if your kid got into Michigan.

POST IT ON FACEBOOK !

I'm repeating this, but only because it's necessary:
1. I'm sick to death over the whole "X-strong" thing. Please, please stop it.
2. No one should get nuked and nothing should be banned because someone is offended by them/it. If something is offensive, then ok, but those are not the same thing. Someone can be offended, even if something isn't offensive, and something can be offensive, without offending anyone.
3. I hate all of the trolls on here from other fan bases. All of them.

- Posters who suggest UM players (by name) should transfer just because that poster doesn't like them. - posters on game threads who panic and give up on the team at the first sign of adversity. - fans who give up on players in their first or second year. Some players take time to develop. - posters who take over threads with their back and forth arguments. Too bad Brian can't install some sort of automatic 2 or 3 comment limit per thread device. - posters on posbangs who only say "bang me" or "I'm just here for the posbangs". Would it kill you to make a comment about the team? This thread was a good idea. I feel much better now. Merry Christmas everybody.

I'm sure you're a pleasant enough person in real life, but damn, man, not every comment made by everyone is an invitation to an argument or dissertation on the origins of human misery.

The self-appointed MGoBoard Hall Monitors that bitch about everything that's posted that does not fit their personal preferences.

People, none of us are curing cancer on here.  

So what if somebody posts something that was posted 3 days ago, or posts a soccer thread, or wants to know where they can watch the game in Budapest because Google just kept pointing them to travel sites?

Chill the fuck out a little.  Civilization will still march on.