MSU students are busy guarding their spartan statue

And we all know that Magic has never been protected well.

Yeah, this isn't really cool.  Go after their dumb spartan statue as much as you want, but this is a human being and, frankly, this is a piss-poor paint job as well.  

Also, I don't get random vandalization.  The only people really punished by it are the cleaning crews who have to scrub that paint off.  It's just a dick move made by people who think it's going to really show up a bunch of people at another school.

Maybe because I'm old, maybe because I was a cop for so long, I've just never been a fan of tagging.   

Trolling over the internet, sure. Vandalizing property? I'll pass.

Sparty's feigned indignation is hilarious. They've trashed Michigan's symbols countless times over the years. In this case the statue is so ugly someone would be doing them a favor if they pulled off its pedestal and dragged it to a dump. Whoever is responsible for this, bravo.

Makes me vomit

Should have given Earvin a maize afro. Other than that, I see no real problem.

 

Junkyard entrepreneur, Fred Sanford's partner in crime and Spartan legend....

During my 8th grade football season our practice field got toilet papered. The coaches told us it was our opponent, Our Lady of Sorrows, and told us to take it out on them on the field. A couple years later I realized how fucking stupid I was for believing them.

Remember when Bayside stole the Valley High mascot, then Valley High stole Screech. I hope this doesn't get out of hand.