How do I survive a business trip to Ohio?
January 13th, 2015 at 4:49 PM ^
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January 13th, 2015 at 5:14 PM ^
January 13th, 2015 at 5:27 PM ^
January 14th, 2015 at 11:26 AM ^
It sounds so bad I can't think of anything to say. Just bring a shield to fend off all the savages.
January 13th, 2015 at 4:49 PM ^
Don't threaten anyone, play in traffic, or overdose on cocaine
January 13th, 2015 at 5:05 PM ^
This would the normal mode of interaction so you won't seem out of place, blend in.
January 13th, 2015 at 4:51 PM ^
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January 13th, 2015 at 5:20 PM ^
January 13th, 2015 at 11:44 PM ^
They have to go back to OHI
January 13th, 2015 at 4:52 PM ^
January 13th, 2015 at 5:00 PM ^
I hear you. Work was rough. Non stop OSU and Urban ass kissing all day long. Then I pick up my 9 year old from school and I notice that every single teacher has OSU shirts and jerseys on. What the hell is that?
January 13th, 2015 at 5:53 PM ^
January 13th, 2015 at 7:43 PM ^
January 13th, 2015 at 8:31 PM ^
Surprised they had time to pull the tags off before they left for school in the morning. That's dedication.
January 13th, 2015 at 4:52 PM ^
constantly have this look on your face
January 13th, 2015 at 4:53 PM ^
January 13th, 2015 at 4:53 PM ^
Since it's a business trip, just keep a smug thought in your mind that whatever you are doing there has the ultimate goal of taking money that currently exists in the state of Ohio, and removing it from said state.
January 13th, 2015 at 5:36 PM ^
I recommend that he just quits his job.
January 14th, 2015 at 7:41 PM ^
Best reply on this thread.
January 13th, 2015 at 4:53 PM ^
I live in Ohio, just outside of Columbus. Things have been bad recently, but I have found that yelling "HARBAUGH!!!!!!!!" at any osu fan giving me shit shuts them up.
Good Luck!
January 13th, 2015 at 4:56 PM ^
I literally wonder about this guy every damn time they show him on tv and how the hell he manages to afford front row seats at every game. Mostly because I assume he doesn't have a job and is dressed in that getup 24/7.
January 13th, 2015 at 4:59 PM ^
Trust me, Ohio State fans wonder the same thing.
January 13th, 2015 at 5:06 PM ^
well, if that's like the only thing you spend your money on, then you can prob swing it.
January 13th, 2015 at 9:56 PM ^
the money does not go towards personal hygiene for him or the other cowboy hat guy.
January 13th, 2015 at 5:07 PM ^
He might be
Lou Dobbs
January 13th, 2015 at 5:07 PM ^
I wondered too and then one day happened to hear that many of these Superfans will buy cheap tickets and then talk front row fans into giving up their seat long enough for them to get on camera. They usually offer cash and, get this...autographs.
January 13th, 2015 at 5:43 PM ^
January 13th, 2015 at 6:00 PM ^
Payment via autographs, you say? Their own, or the players'?
/tressel'd/
January 13th, 2015 at 5:33 PM ^
He's a third shift trucker.
January 13th, 2015 at 7:36 PM ^
January 13th, 2015 at 10:21 PM ^
January 13th, 2015 at 4:54 PM ^
i go to school at toledo so yeah its bad only thing that would help is if Beilein and his boys can beat OSU. Wouldnt fix the problem but it helps
January 13th, 2015 at 4:55 PM ^
Be safe, double bag it...
January 13th, 2015 at 8:05 PM ^
underrated post
January 13th, 2015 at 4:55 PM ^
January 13th, 2015 at 5:01 PM ^
January 13th, 2015 at 4:58 PM ^
Cyanide capsules...
January 13th, 2015 at 5:00 PM ^
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January 13th, 2015 at 5:01 PM ^
Just do the la la la the whole time
January 13th, 2015 at 7:24 PM ^
January 13th, 2015 at 5:03 PM ^
Get a tattoo.
January 13th, 2015 at 5:22 PM ^
H-A-R-B A-U-G-H
January 13th, 2015 at 5:04 PM ^
Then everyone can suffer with you. Of course you won't feel better but you can gain comfort from the suffering of others.
January 13th, 2015 at 5:04 PM ^
There's no end of things you can do.
- Quit your job. Must have a bad business model if it does business in Ohio.
- Go undercover. Don't mention Michigan, Ohio State, nothing.
- If colleagues know you are a Michigan fan, just smile blandly, say "good job," and move on.
- Learn from this. When Michigan starts to win National Championships, be polite about it.
- Do your best to be as condescending and patronizing as possible, albeit with a thin veneer of politeness.
There are a number of things you shouldn't do.
- Don't just say "Harbaugh." I mean, you can say, "I think things are going to turn around soon," but they haven't yet.
- Don't be a jerk. Just because someone else is an ass is no reason for you to be one.
- Dont get drunk and do something you'd regret in the morning. Last thing you need to do is to create Michigan - Ohio State spawn.
January 13th, 2015 at 5:07 PM ^
Ohio and Florida (mostly because retirees from Ohio end up there) are the two worst states.
January 13th, 2015 at 5:16 PM ^
OH and FL are the 2 worst states for about 100 reasons
January 13th, 2015 at 5:59 PM ^
It is funny that you post this actually - clearly, we were at the same or similar meetings this morning. Actually, I have one tomorrow where the roles might be somewhat reversed, but probably with a similar outcome.