HELLO: Ethan Alexander (c/o 2033)

Submitted by will on

In response to obvious excitement over the recent hire of one Jim Harbaugh, a recruit which was not expected to be announced until next wednesday decided he could wait no longer. 

Ethan Alexander Nimmo, weighing 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measuring 19 inches was born Wednesday morning in Columbus, Ohio. 

Their father is proud to announce another member of the Michigan family, but is embarassed by his lack of preparation for this announcement. While custom shirts exist, they are safely stored in a box which could not be located. 

Ethan was chosen as a name by his mother, and Alexander from his great-grandfathers middle name, and a WR you may remember. Showing early promise, he has strong hands. His pad level will surely develop as he matures, he is already raising his head to look around.  

Mother is resting well, and the experience is proving far less difficult so far than the twins were. The post is actually done the day of birth!

Video:

Recent NSFW thread complaints have rules all videos which include gratuitous nudity ineligible for posting. 

OFFERS:

Grandparents are watching the twins at home right now. 

APGAR Ratings:

Name Blood Sugar Number of first Day Poops Open Air Pees
Ethan 56 3 2

YMRMFSPA: Ainsley & Carter

Prediction Based On Flimsy Evidence:

His parents may survive. 

Upshot For The Rest of the Class:

Dad thought the class was done at 2. God planned otherwise. 

RIDICULOUSLY CUTE PICTURES:

 

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LSAClassOf2000

January 10th, 2015 at 7:56 AM ^

Congratulations on the new addition!

I know that the board usually will jump on "Hello" posts, but this sort of "Hello" post is sometimes the best one, I often find, because they are a function of the sense of community surrounding this place and it is always great to see additions to the Michigan family.

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bronxblue

January 10th, 2015 at 8:11 AM ^

Congrats!  Kid looks greats!

Surprised about the downvotes.  Yes, title could have been a bit more informative, but jebus people, it's a baby announcement.  

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Cowboy Cody

January 10th, 2015 at 8:23 AM ^

1. Spoil that child
2. Don't let him go to MSU, even if they offer a full ride
3. Don't let WD see these pics. He'll want the hat (if he doesn't already have one)

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CJRockford

January 10th, 2015 at 8:25 AM ^

Congrats on the new addition! I had myself an Ethan (Christopher) just over a year ago! Always fun to dress the little ones up in M Gear (gotta raise them right).  Here's mine:

Baby Picture

Game Day!

At the big house

Future Heisman winner

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AnklePick

January 10th, 2015 at 9:36 AM ^

I meant to say, "throw your life and manhood away and everything you ever enjoyed stress free, and your money, and your time, and youll eventually just give up and give in"

Congrats tho

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Everyone Murders

January 10th, 2015 at 11:01 AM ^

While you can articulate reasons why you dislike a post like this, I can't bring myself to hate on a baby thread. A healthy baby is a tremendous blessing, so +1 to the OP. Of course he could have avoided negative flak by adding "(class of 2033)" to the title. Sweet baby Jebus, that makes me feel old!

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GOBLUE4EVR

January 10th, 2015 at 9:22 AM ^

on the new addition... the wife and I have 18 month old boy/girl twins with baby number 3 expected at the end of next month... I also thought we were done at 2 but I was wrong...

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KRK

January 10th, 2015 at 10:12 AM ^

You don't troll well. We discussed this a while ago but you never go full troll. Especially out the gate. Build a rep as a fan who maybe has too high of expectations and as a guy who can be a dick. Then slowly start trolling. Trolling is a long con especially on a board like this. Why don't you delete this account then come back when you have a better plan.



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DJ Durkin

January 10th, 2015 at 10:26 AM ^

That was a serious question. They delete everything as off topic as this. Why this one is allowed to stay boggles my mind. People will be nice to the OP because he's posting about a newborn, but in reality nobody really gives a shit. Celebrate this with your family, not a bunch of people who've already given up on life on the Internet.

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