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09/05/2018 - 12:52am 3 yards at a time.  

3 yards at a time.  

09/03/2018 - 11:41am Buttslaps and toughness…

Buttslaps and toughness sounds like the worst idea for a buddy cop movie since leathal weapon 14

06/26/2018 - 5:03pm That's just the byproduct of…

That's just the byproduct of living in the post-fact world.  Besides it's not officially true until you hear it 5 more times.

06/26/2018 - 9:18am One 5 star a decade is the…

One 5 star a decade is the bigger story.  

06/11/2018 - 7:19pm Isn't Northwestern Chicago's…

Isn't Northwestern Chicago's Big Ten team?

06/08/2018 - 1:59pm I don't want my middle…

I don't want my middle linebacker to be named "Lance".  

06/07/2018 - 5:11pm What if we ourselves are the…

What if we ourselves are the product of an alien space colony and we are clumsily trying to find our way home?  Maybe our own innate sense to explore the cosmos is simply our biological instinct to phone home.  The idea of ascending to heaven is probably just a derivation of our inevitable return back to the original solar system from which we came.  

06/02/2018 - 1:47am They settled this argument about 15 years ago.

Kelly Clarkson

06/01/2018 - 3:41pm Friggin Spartan owner Gore's

Friggin Spartan owner Gore's trying to steal our mojo. Too bad JB is just using this courtesy tire kick as a negotiation tactic

06/01/2018 - 12:27pm He does

have great hair tho.  Shouldn't that count for something?

06/01/2018 - 8:46am After 4 years you'd think he

After 4 years you'd think he could be a little more mentally tough. Draymond trolls everybody and surprisingly it's still effective. He is the lone descendant of the Bad Boy Pistons and his Laimbeer is very strong.

05/31/2018 - 3:58pm That's pretty congruent

with the current real estate in town

05/31/2018 - 3:56pm While in college I worked at

While in college I worked at a bar that had a banquet hall attached. During the slower moments we'd move the tables and one of the cooks would run post patterns and have me fire passes with the nerf for about 15 minutes.  I would really fire them at him too because everytime it ricocheted off of his face he'd laugh like a little school girl.  Looking back I think it may have been a sexual thing. 


For both of us.

05/28/2018 - 3:06pm Don't go

Massachusetts was the epicenter for "mass" euro-plague which led to the downfall of the original American race.  "-Chusetts" literally means HIV...or is it HPV?

05/27/2018 - 8:53am I'm not sure about all that,

I'm not sure about all that, but he can definitely do that thing where he dribbles the ball and can swing his leg over it and STILL keep his dribble!

We are gonna win so much you guys!

05/23/2018 - 10:55am Uhh...Lewerke.  It's not even

Uhh...Lewerke.  It's not even close.

Shea and Lwerke though it's a different story.

05/22/2018 - 1:43am I've lived in VP for 12 years

What he said

05/22/2018 - 1:42am I've lived in VP for 12 years

I've lived in VP for 12 years and didn't know this about Portillos. Where exactly did it start?

05/16/2018 - 8:09pm MSU

has better uniforms than us.  All whites with white helmets were so clean.


Plus I'm not a fan of our helmets with the new darker color and compression holes.

05/11/2018 - 8:54pm Can he

Identify the Mike, tho?

03/04/2018 - 11:35pm (No subject)

03/03/2018 - 9:12am Spartans win

The rebounding edge.

UM 77
St. 69

02/28/2018 - 5:36pm Define


02/09/2018 - 12:22am

02/09/2018 - 12:22am

01/02/2018 - 6:43pm Maybe he's a skiier

and heading towards Otsego?

12/11/2017 - 9:10pm If we had beaten State

this post would've never been made

12/06/2017 - 8:46am Marino?!

Perfect fit for this team!!

12/05/2017 - 4:11am that's because

it was down 32% last year

11/30/2017 - 2:00pm Maybe

His second threat is something like scathing insults??

11/03/2017 - 4:06pm Oh. I thought you had originally wrote

" in our society."


Thenn I read it again and I understood it as, " in our President."


Then I read it a third time and I took it as, "faith in God."


Then I realized, "who cares?" and took a picture of my lunch.

11/01/2017 - 12:46pm It's because his little brother

stole them and won't give them back. Hi-Yo!

10/21/2017 - 10:20am I remember when they first joined the Big Ten

and decades later I still have to remind myself that they're even in.

M 23

PSU 16

10/19/2017 - 6:48pm Joke

They'll be top 25 by January and make it to the tourney again with ease.  

10/14/2017 - 4:19pm With Jackson having an awful game today

Everything Michigan wants to still accomplish is ahead of us.  IF  we can beat PSU, OSU and Wisconsin and Higdon continues to be the workhorse from here on out, it's not out of the realm of possibility.  

10/14/2017 - 4:05pm I'll take every road win I can get

Next week we play with no pressure and I like to think OKlown benefits from that

10/14/2017 - 4:02pm Good enough

But lack of depth showed at the end

09/29/2017 - 6:02pm I thought this kid was

A huge Michigan fan since birth?  Too bad he didn't work out because I like to see kids like this be a part of our program.

09/21/2017 - 10:26pm Color coded hangers

Notice the exclusivne relationship between shirt and hanger color.  




11/13/2016 - 8:17pm

09/24/2016 - 7:50am go Blue!!!

And On Wisconsin!

08/20/2016 - 7:06pm Easy

Grbac to Howard

08/13/2016 - 9:08pm I've been-

plug your nose

08/10/2016 - 12:30pm  Shmear Campaign would be a

 Shmear Campaign would be a better name

08/10/2016 - 10:05am I like to buy day-old

I like to buy day-old tickets.  I can get 'em real cheap, even the BIG GAMES!!!

PM me, I know a guy.

08/10/2016 - 9:04am I don't care about MSU but I

I don't care about MSU but I do appreciate the increased value of the rivalry, in both sports.  I can't hate them as much as OSU because they don't have the finances to pay for as many players, so I have to give props to Dantoni for that. 


07/04/2016 - 8:36am was one of the violations

For murdering MSU?

06/26/2016 - 9:00am This picture reminds me of

Society's need to invent a new hand position when taking a picture.  Instict tells me that Teske made the right choice while the other 3 are trying to protect their penises from the paparazzi.  When is picture re-take day? Because I have suggestions:


06/14/2016 - 10:42pm Not true.  As a man (I'm

Not true.  As a man (I'm Forty!), who still remembers spending summertime outside, untethered to electronic devices, riding bicycles without helmets and watching the Bad Boys win championships, I can admit that I LOVE the way Draymond Green plays. 

06/10/2016 - 9:51pm (No subject)