HELLO: Ethan Alexander (c/o 2033)
In response to obvious excitement over the recent hire of one Jim Harbaugh, a recruit which was not expected to be announced until next wednesday decided he could wait no longer.
Ethan Alexander Nimmo, weighing 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measuring 19 inches was born Wednesday morning in Columbus, Ohio.
Their father is proud to announce another member of the Michigan family, but is embarassed by his lack of preparation for this announcement. While custom shirts exist, they are safely stored in a box which could not be located.
Ethan was chosen as a name by his mother, and Alexander from his great-grandfathers middle name, and a WR you may remember. Showing early promise, he has strong hands. His pad level will surely develop as he matures, he is already raising his head to look around.
Mother is resting well, and the experience is proving far less difficult so far than the twins were. The post is actually done the day of birth!
Video:
Recent NSFW thread complaints have rules all videos which include gratuitous nudity ineligible for posting.
OFFERS:
Grandparents are watching the twins at home right now.
APGAR Ratings:
Name | Blood Sugar | Number of first Day Poops | Open Air Pees |
---|---|---|---|
Ethan | 56 | 3 | 2 |
YMRMFSPA: Ainsley & Carter
Prediction Based On Flimsy Evidence:
His parents may survive.
Upshot For The Rest of the Class:
Dad thought the class was done at 2. God planned otherwise.
RIDICULOUSLY CUTE PICTURES:
January 10th, 2015 at 12:46 AM ^
Congratulations, a chip off the ole block.
January 10th, 2015 at 12:51 AM ^
January 10th, 2015 at 12:55 AM ^
This is awesome! Raising young Ethan right!
January 10th, 2015 at 1:00 AM ^
Congrats, man. Kid's got a Harbaughesque stare on him already.
January 10th, 2015 at 1:07 AM ^
January 10th, 2015 at 1:21 AM ^
It helps you visualize how huge the mother got.
January 10th, 2015 at 4:09 AM ^
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January 10th, 2015 at 1:20 AM ^
God does what He wants. Congrats!
January 10th, 2015 at 1:21 AM ^
He's got 'Michigan Man' written all over him!
January 10th, 2015 at 1:23 AM ^
January 10th, 2015 at 1:36 AM ^
Surprise blowjob?
January 10th, 2015 at 1:46 AM ^
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January 10th, 2015 at 1:56 AM ^
Make sure you save this thread somehow. It might be a cool addition to some bronzed boots.
(Note: you have to keep the replies, too)
January 10th, 2015 at 1:55 AM ^
expecting my first March 1st
/playdate?
January 10th, 2015 at 2:03 AM ^
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January 10th, 2015 at 2:25 AM ^
January 10th, 2015 at 2:25 AM ^
How did people possibly down vote this?
What, did you all really expect a recruit to commit at midnight? Jesus.
January 10th, 2015 at 4:44 AM ^
Cosign. -Mary and Joseph
January 10th, 2015 at 8:00 AM ^
Harbaugh can recruit at midnight?
January 10th, 2015 at 8:23 AM ^
If Jesus himself returned and somebody posted "Messiah Arrives" there'd be a bunch of downvotes because they'd assume it was about Deweaver.
January 10th, 2015 at 2:58 AM ^
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January 10th, 2015 at 3:06 AM ^
A star is born...
January 10th, 2015 at 3:39 AM ^
Definitely a redshirt
January 10th, 2015 at 8:03 AM ^
January 10th, 2015 at 3:43 AM ^
Went to Derrick Alexander's high school, so I love the shoutout to a former Benedictine Raven!
January 10th, 2015 at 4:30 AM ^
Mom and Dad! Just make sure you teach him well all the important things of life, such as The Victors, "Go Blue!" cheers, Harbaugh, and the meaning of "Get off my lawn!".
January 10th, 2015 at 5:10 AM ^
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January 10th, 2015 at 5:52 AM ^
Congratulations and Go Blue!!!
January 10th, 2015 at 6:01 AM ^
January 10th, 2015 at 6:29 AM ^
And promising PAD LEVEL on the youngster!
January 10th, 2015 at 6:54 AM ^
Full disclosure- I thought this thread was about a new K or hockey player.
January 10th, 2015 at 10:14 AM ^
January 10th, 2015 at 7:30 AM ^
Excellent post and more importantly, congrats!!!
Well done!
January 10th, 2015 at 7:39 AM ^
However, it's been so long since we've had a HELLO post, there was a very very very small part of me that hated you for a few seconds.
January 10th, 2015 at 7:47 AM ^
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January 10th, 2015 at 11:49 AM ^
No issues with the post, neither me nor the blog, as evidenced by the 100+ upvotes. I just think if you labeled it differently - as you seem to have changed it now - it would eliminate the negs and negative comments.
Lots of people post similarly when their children are born, but they don't use the exact syntax of a committing recruit, as you did here (pre-change). That was my point about everyone doing this - if they all used the exact titling syntax, it would get a little out of hand. But again congrats and my best wishes.
January 10th, 2015 at 2:42 PM ^
Just ignore all negative comments; there are a few in every crowd.
Nothing can wreck this great day in the life of your family!
Just one more thing, and this is important:
Make sure to get video of the first time your baby tastes ice cream. Priceless!
January 10th, 2015 at 7:39 AM ^
Seriously...enjoy this time. It will be tough but there won't be any other like it. Congrats!
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