Bizarro World: Let's hire Urban as OC
Since the universe has abandoned all logic and reason, our only possible response to this event is to hire CUM as our OC, right? I have to assume the announcement is forthcoming. No reason to care about ethics when we're clearly either all dead and in the Bad Place or alive and in Bizarro World.
January 7th, 2019 at 4:49 PM ^
This made me laugh harder than anything else that I've ever read on this blog
January 7th, 2019 at 2:36 PM ^
Well, he did have Cardale, Braxton Miller and JT Barrett all on the same team ... and couldn't make it work.
January 7th, 2019 at 2:37 PM ^
No, just wait, Urban Meyer will be the leading candidate for the Notre Dame job in a few years ... twice the CFB selection board has given ND the benefit of the doubt about their schedule and twice they've been burned.
January 7th, 2019 at 2:48 PM ^
with all due respect...... F Y !
I would rather never win another football game than to have u.m., or any other scumbag like him, on staff.
January 7th, 2019 at 2:49 PM ^
Nope. That is not allowed because we are not allowed to have such a nice thing. That said, UM has far too much pride and integrity to hire such a lying piece of shit like Meyer.
January 7th, 2019 at 2:51 PM ^
Urban Meyer is not an offensive man. He is a special teams man.
Lets quit the pouting.
January 7th, 2019 at 2:57 PM ^
he's more of a leadership and ethics kinda guy....
January 7th, 2019 at 4:45 PM ^
Sorry - Urban Meyer is EXTREMELY offensive to me.
January 7th, 2019 at 2:59 PM ^
I'm fairly certain there are OCs out there who could be about as good as Urban Meyer and, hell, might even try to stop a wife beater.
January 7th, 2019 at 3:00 PM ^
Let's hire Urban as OC
Why stop there?
January 7th, 2019 at 3:01 PM ^
Let me check...yup. We're still in the alternate reality we entered on 8 Nov 16.
January 7th, 2019 at 3:04 PM ^
Let's swap Harbaugh brothers for a few years. Maybe keep a clause in trade language that gives us an option to reclaim Jim if John is a trainwreck.
January 7th, 2019 at 3:18 PM ^
If Harbaugh were to go back to the NFL I would expect us to go as hard in the paint as possible to get Urban to come to Michigan.
January 7th, 2019 at 3:21 PM ^
Yikes...
January 7th, 2019 at 3:50 PM ^
Wasn’t there an NC in there somewhere?
January 7th, 2019 at 4:08 PM ^
Lets not.
January 7th, 2019 at 4:11 PM ^
Non-Bizarro World - let the endless MGoBoard speculation and hand wringing begin.
However, this is more fun in a sarcastic tone!!
January 7th, 2019 at 4:53 PM ^
Can we send Kevin Holt to Bolivia for suggesting Michigan hires a lying wife-beater-enabler and for generally being a waste of oxygen?
January 7th, 2019 at 6:54 PM ^
January 7th, 2019 at 6:59 PM ^
I too have no clue!
January 7th, 2019 at 8:56 PM ^
Holy hell, that's an upsetting thought.
January 8th, 2019 at 10:43 AM ^
No, because he would turn us down, and make a big deal about it . Which would be worse for Michigan .