OT/rocker: Urban to teach Character & Leadership @ OSU biz school!!!

I can just see him bent over at the lectern as the class convinces him that they all got an A bc he doesn’t remember giving a test 

Well to be fair, it's Ohio State's business school, so...

YHGTBFKM - how embarrassing.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Let's just save this link for the next person on here who posts that Ohio State is better than us or we're they're little brother or other total misguided BS....

Cardale Jones will assist Urbz with a section on “Playing school while learning about football.”

How he stretches this one out over 15 weeks is gonna be interesting!

No doubt this class will be required for all student athletes who play football.

Instead of the script Ohio, the band should spell out "Onion," because that's where a story like this belongs. Only it's real. Quintessential OSU. Guest lectures by Jim Tressel when Urbz can't make it due to the headaches.

Urban Meyer can't go away fast enough.

I mean from the whole country.

If they wonder how we can be 1 and 14 against them and still look down on them . . . this is why.

Duty. Honor. Cover domestic abuse, lie your ass off, push your wife into a volcano if necessary. Country. 

I’m sure all the football players will be required to take his class. Which will be an automatic A. 

Have a sinking feeling there will be some student harassment cases to come...

So professor, it looks like my cheating earlier in the semester is catching up to me sooooooooo, I'm just gonna audit this class and wait until something better comes along. It's totally legit, I have a letter to my family that I signed, see?

What a joke.  They sold their souls to the dark side let them deal with the consequences that will hopefully come.

Lost in the uproar about Urbz, Ohio State also announced Art Sclichter is Teaching a graduate level DL class on knowing when to fold em, from the pen.

Speaking of Parlays, the Tat 5 doing a webinar on how to turn your gold pants into free “barbed wire” and tribal tats. 

In related news, I have just received a fellowship to teach a postgraduate seminar on cultivating a pluralistic liberal democracy...

OSU cannot get out of their own way...The school is a joke.  How would anyone think this is a good idea?  

Guest lecturers:  Terelle Pryor. Cris Carter.  Maurice Clarett.  

Everybody murders.  

You just can't make this shit up.

OSU business school is really a thing?  Masters earns probably automatic assistant manager position for Taco Bell night shift.

LOLWUT?

Well, I guess he has many examples from his life to draw on. He can say, "I did A. Do the other thing."

Not worth its own thread:

"URBAN MEYER REVEALS HE MAY NOT HAVE RETIRED IF OHIO STATE LOST TO MICHIGAN IN 2018"

https://www.elevenwarriors.com/ohio-state-football/2018/12/100808/urban-meyer-reveals-he-may-not-have-retired-if-ohio-state-lost-to-michigan-in-2018

So there's that, FWIW.

If you are going to lose by giving up 62 points, might as well at least get rid of Urban Meyer for your troubles.

New school moto:

"you can never stoop low enough"

the ohio state university

Urban Meyer.  Leader of Men.

I think my brain is broken after reading this.

Unfortunately football games aren't won by the non athletic jobs of people involved with the universities.

In spite of the "sins" thrust at any school it still comes down to playing the game. This year Michigan had the good fortune to have a top five class, above Ohio State. So where to go if the losses to OSU continue? Who will be blamed then? Or even worse that the losing streak ends but other B10 schools accuse Michigan of gaining an unfair advantage because of their "sins".

Will any coach of either team be deemed to be of low character even before he takes the job?

Has May been guilty of unpardonable "sins" already?

Maybe it's too easy for fans of either team to look for and find excuses beyond the real reasons for losing.

I suggest we just get back to the x's and o's of coaching and playing.