Will Campbell Thinks He's In Dukes Of Hazzard, Is Not
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WHICH ONE OF THESE MEN IS WILL CAMPBELL? TRICK QUESTION
He is not correct. The result:
According to Ann Arbor police, Campbell was arrested after attempting to slide across the hood of a vehicle at 2 a.m. on April 7 in the 600 block of Church Street. An officer in the area could hear the sheet metal on the hood of the car buckle under Campbell’s weight — he’s listed at 322 pounds — and arrested the senior, police stated.
Campbell was intoxicated, according to police.
I'd hope so.
He's got a felony and a misdemeanor coming, which will obviously be pled down to some community service and a fine and Brady Hoke doghouse time. Will it affect his availability for Alabama? I'd say probably not, but we'll see.
That's a relief, he will be needed on 09/01. Hopefully dashcam footage will surface.
Sorry for partying!
Will it affect his availability for Alabama? I'd say probably not, but we'll see.Especially if the car was moving. THAT would qualify as "making strides in the offseason"
In my humble opinion, the only crime this gentleman committed is eating too many quints at Blimpyburgers.
excuse a Michigan football player being arrest. EVER.
But, man...
...this is damn close to me excusing a Michigan football player being arrested.
There's this thing called a "false arrest." You might have heard of it before.
this is not the kind of senior leadership i was hoping for from Mr. Campbell this season.
Apparently, we're all very disappointed with our Will's actions, instead of thinking that they're kind of awesomely silly (as long as its not, you know, our car)...
http://espn.go.com/blog/bigten/post/_/id/50935/will-campbell-not-helping-cause-with-fans
Let's be honest: Defensive linemen who are as large *but now finally in shape; I choose to believe, again* as Big Will should get a pass. And I mean, it's B.W.C. Seriously. Thor helmet. Flexing on tv at Army AA game. Underperforming significantly. Aren't you GLAD he knows how to party? Jesus, I am. That's way better than him not living up to his potential thus far and it NOT being from partying and hanging out. Hell yes, William. God speed, and may this be the "no one believed in me/I was down" chip on your shoulder that leads you to dominate the Big Ten and have someone draft you waaaay too high after your senior year. God speed.
Also: this gets pled down to a ticket, fine, and (maybe/brief) community service.
Ann Arborites need to learn to wax their cars better. Last time I tried this after waxing my car I flew off and hurt myself. Granted I'm 150 lbs, but a coat of wax may have helped Big Will. I choose to believe this is the car owner's fault. Damn you, guy-who-doesn't-wax-his-car-properly.
As funny as this is, is anyone else worried about now having to potentially throw Pip to the wolves in the Alabama game?
I'm not sure he's enough "college-ready" to take on the mammoth that is the Alabama offensive line.
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I was trying to link a pic there obviously, but Big Will slid across my keyboard
The question I have is who the hell hasn't tried to pull off a hood slide ala Bo and Luke Duke at 2am when they've had a few pops?
It's just bad luck a cop was there....
The question I have is who the hell hasn't tried to pull off a hood slide ala Bo and Luke Duke at 2am when they've had a few pops?
It's just bad luck a cop was there....
Hope he doesn't get Judge Simpson.
Well done, sir.
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