OT - Calling all Photoshoppers! Ammunition Needed!
Calling all Photoshoppers! I am in desperate need of ammunition to retaliate against a co-worker. I received the following email this afternoon and was both offended and disgusted. Bin Laden may have been a Michigan fan and actually worn Michigan gear, but it is quite obvious that an Ohio State guy/gal would not be able to qualify to serve on the SEALs Team 6 and thus not be in a position of authority to make the kill vs. capture determination. As such, I cannot let this injustice go unpunished. Can someone much more talented than myself put together a funny photoshop that I can send in retaliation?
Why They Shot OBL Instead Of Capture Him:
EDIT: MGoMembers are outstanding. My initial failure may have ruined this thread but I have again been reminded of the collective awesomeness that is MGoBoard!
The image embedded isn't working. I also tried opening it in a new tab and it didn't work there either.
Sh-t. Does anyone know how to embed a .bmp file taken from an email? If not, I freely admit that I suck and this post wasted everyone's time.
I don't know, but that's probably because I suck as bad as you. I'm sure you'll get someone here who knows how to do it, no worries.
1. Save the bmp file on your desktop.
2. Go to imageshack.us and upload the pic.
3. On mgoblog, switch to plain text editor.
4. On imageshack, copy the HTML code and paste it into the plain text editor.
Hopefully that works. I haven't posted a pic on this site since they changed the software but I think that's the process that works.
High five!
Could you just save it to your desktop as a bmp file, open in a photoviewing program like paint or something, and then resave it as a jpg or gif file?
Also if you don't have a photo upload site account like flickr, I've used facebook to upload a photo, copy and paste it, before deleting it from my facebook.
You, sir, are outstanding. Many thanks!
You should be able to save the picture and then upload it to Flickr or some other photo upload service and then paste in the HTML in Plain Text Editor.
If it's a file in an email, you'll probably have to download it from the email, and then upload it to a website (http://imgur.com/ is an easy one). Then you can just embed the image as a linked image file (in case you don't know how to do that, click the green-ish box all the way on the right side of the formatting tool bar, and paste the URL imgur gives you in the "URL" box; if you knew how to do that, sorry for assuming you didn't).
EDIT: I'm clearly much too slow for ths board, but I'm leaving my post as is, because fuck it, that's why.
EDIT: Sometimes I try and do nice things and help people on the board learn to embed images. Then that person embeds said image and I immediately regret my help.
MgoBoard has officially turned into 4chan.
Congratulations.
Whoa, whoa, whoa there speed racer. That's a might long fall to 4chan territory. We've still got a few circles of hell to hit first before we get down that far.
First we'll become Maize n Brew, then RCMB, then maybe BR.
When the board comments hit ESPN levels, that's when I suggest that every one of the profiles drinks the Kool-Aid. It just won't be worth going on at that point.
to talk to if things really fall apart. I'd post a kitteh hugz here but you're all squeamish and 'consensual' about that sort of thing.
Yea. Damn "consensuality" laws. What the hell are those in place for anyway?
God, I hope this doesn't become the RCMB. I'd have to change my wolverine to a Spartan and I wouldn't want to do that. Maybe an eagle would work better?
I'd rather have an eagle, with or without a large letter "E", as my avatar then Sparty and his mouth-breathing brethren.
If they could do a better job photoshopping, that could find its way to the WalmartWolverine site.
Why is there a Nike swoosh on the turban?
Someone forgot that Nike is no longer the official sponsor of U of M athletics? Or maybe his turban is old. I don't know.
Trapped in a safe house since 2006. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get up to date swag under those circumstances?
It is so bad that I laughed when I got the message. That's why I thought someone in the MGoCommunity could come up with something equally funny, but albeit in a much more creative and professional way.
I don't know...given his desire to burn things, I would think he would more likely be a Buckeye fan than Michigan fan anyway.
Or Sparty
I haven't shopped for photos in a very long time.
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You know you want to help!
That is a total fake. We don't use Nike.
You don't even need to Photoshop an image.
Hello.
Exactly,
Title of the e-mail "Why Osama and Al-qaeda hate Americans".
A hot girl with OSU ties. That will really get them!!
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That would be Casey Anthony, who is currently on trial for allegedly murdering her 3-year-old daughter.
Saddam was worse, so we got him first.
how do you insert an image on here?
Read the 4th and 8th comments above
I received the following email this afternoon and was both offended and disgusted.This is the problem. Don't get offended by this stuff. It's just a dumb joke. Responding in kind just ups the ante.
I was being sarcastic. It seems as though my humor is often wasted . . . (or simply not funny).
No wonder it took so long to find the #$%#$%^%$^%$.
This will surely insult them!
is a simple 'derp'
Several months ago I photoshopped a sweet picture of MSU alum and "Envoy of Death" former Libyan foreign minister Moussa Koussa. It featured one of his buddies dressed in green discharging a machine gun in the air, and the Caption "Every Spartan Has a Saga" written in Arabic (thank you google translator). It was fairly epic, but I dont have the patience to track it down now.
You're a bigger tease than that girl I dated during Freshman year that lived in Helen Newberry. Damn her and damn you!
That's wiener burn waiting to happen, or worse.