Cade, immediately after his knee injury was still more mobile than Deacon. 

Cut the check and be done with it.  The only question is...do we put 45-23 or 42-27 in the memo line?

Unless you're a GenZer, in which case another question would be...what's a check?

If they chose not to play

Would we tell a difference?

40% of the time, it worked 100% of the time.  

Not to nit nit pick but Isiah was Indiana. 

And then immediately drops 2 of them...sorry, it's just reflex.  I really should be better.

Only if he demonstrates that he can single-handedly destroy a season.

USC's response will be something along the lines of, "Cool, so you can enroll early and without the risk of being banged up from the season."  That would be my guess.  

Both teams' "quarterback" play was...just...wow.

Knock Knock

I am confident that I will get every Iowa and Iowa State pick correct.

Two thoughts:

If this doesn't lead to some kind of burger-related endorsement deal, we have failed as a society.

Pretty sure most of our recruits want to come for the last game of the season when to witness the completion of the tour de chapeau on the cooler crappers.

Dirty Birds!!!

Rob Doherty was 2 years ahead of me in high school.  I was JV when he was varsity and he was terrifying on the field, but also one of the nicest people I've ever met, when he wasn't playing football.

I knew that Brick was secretly wild!

Blonde Side?

I'd love to believe that he's named after Francis Xavier Sarsaparilla.  Alas, he pre-dates Schoolhouse Rock by a decade so I guess it's a saint thing.

If they lay waste to Boulder, I'm all for it.  Fair recompense for '94.  

Not bitter at all.

Huzzah and be gentle...it's my first time!

I want to quit the gym.

That's where we get into a little bit of a gray area.

I give a 4-4 50 6 fakes out of 5.

Pete Rose nods approvingly.

I think I just f@#%ed a squirrel to death.

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

So for Spartan fans, it's all downhill from here.

"What is The Homie J's butt saying?" doesn't have quite as nice a ring as, "What is Sam's gut saying?".

I suspect he would be mocked mercilessly.

I'm confident he will qualify academically.

That ELO score really brought me down.

I wonder how Caleb Williams feels about being drafted by Arizona next year.

Fire Up Chips!

I'Marion...Amorion

Amorion...I'Marion

That will be happening when Lebron retires.  

Soccer: If play is stopped for treatment of an "injury" on the field, you're off for the same length of time that was spent applying the magic spray, CPR, AED and Narcan that saved your life. 

Also, one of my favorite George Carlin bits involved his ideas for improving different sports.

Only impressive if he used his prison wallet.

I was guessing it would be Harvard.  Seems like a good safety school.

Guaranteed 9 between MHSAA and MAC championship games. 

Probably why it sounded so familiar.  Read that book over and over as a kid.  I was 12 that year and what a ride for a young baseball fan!  Went to Toronto for the 3 game series they had there in early September.  Swept them and pretty much put a bow on the division.  Got to go to game 4 of the World Series...Trammell's 2 HR game.

I feel like I read that in Bless You Boys.

One team, Tampa, accounts for 13 of those wins.  I'm all for being optimistic but you could have just stopped at the Tigers suck.

Impossible to answer without checking IDs first.  I have found that these young whippersnappers have never heard reference made to the information superhighway though.

We're not an Adidas school anymore.

Username checks out

Okudah is from Texas.

Pretty sure that drafting a QB with Stafford still functional wouldn't have been the best choice.  Not that Okudah was, but QB was not a screaming need.

Got William White in that same draft and he wasn't horrible.  By Lions standards, that's pretty good.

He does?  Well, from now on he'll attend double-secret prep school.

Better count his fingers.

51 here and I feel ya!  Kept blaming my old mattress until we got a new one...still have the aches.