Your Hate has Made You Powerful! Now Release Your ANGER!!!!
Since many of the recent posts have been all about hate I figure'd what the hell! Let's all give into the darkside by expressing our hatred for our top rivals, foes or arch villian teams!
My list in the top 10
1. Ohio State Buckeyes
2. New Jersey Devils
3. Pittsburgh Steelers
4. New York Yankees
5. Boston Red Sox
6. Michigan State
7. Notre Dame
8. Pittsburgh Penguins
9. Minnesota Vikings
10. Chicago Bears
GIVE IN TO YOUR ANGER!!!!!
September 21st, 2009 at 10:05 PM ^
1. Pants
2. Socks
3. Shoes
4. Dantonio
5. Conboy
6. The service at the post office
7. My parents. Lousy beatniks.
8. Ohio State
9. Michigan State
10. Duke
September 21st, 2009 at 10:06 PM ^
1. da ohio state university
2. ND
3. Miami Hurricanes Fuck the U!
4. Colorado Avalanche
5. Pittsburgh Penguins
6. NY Yankees
7. Dallas Cowboys
8. MSU
9. Boston Celtics
10. Duke
September 21st, 2009 at 10:17 PM ^
Ohio State
Colorado Avalanche
Notre Dame
Eastside Catholic High School (Bellevue, WA)
Any team from Chicago
Steeler fans (the Steelers themselves aren't so bad)
Jets and Giants and their fans
UCLA
The Yankees
Duke (except for the lacrosse team)
September 21st, 2009 at 10:44 PM ^
1) Ohio State
2) The fat f-ing Tuba player who dots the f-ing I in Ohio. Like spelling is a big accomplishment!
3) Columbus , what a ratty ass crappy town.
4) The f-ing cop who sits and waits behind the "Welcome to Ohio" sign just across the Michigan border looking to bust people with Michigan plates.
5) Maurice Clarett - great symbol of all that is Buckeyedom
6) Archie Griffin. I don't give two craps if you were the last person to win the Heisman twice. Can't wait for that distinction to be run out even if it is by that Gator Tebow.
7) THAT GOD DAMNED LEAF IS A MARIJUANA LEAF! JUST FRIGGIN' ADMIT IT!!! SOME BURNOUT OHIOAN THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY AND NOW YOU'RE STUCK WITH IT!
8) The fact that I can't even look at the word "The" without wondering why the fools at Ohio State think its cool to say "THE Ohio State University".
9) SweaterVests. All of 'em.
10) Spartans. Period.
DAMN IT! I'm going to go punch a puppy or something! Now I'm all pissed off. Damn you for posting this topic!
September 21st, 2009 at 11:42 PM ^
Although I hate ohio st as much as anyone, script ohio is pretty damn cool if you've seen it live
September 22nd, 2009 at 1:00 AM ^
It's the only cool thing they have and we did it first as a respectful nod to the Buckeyes.
September 22nd, 2009 at 1:28 AM ^
Are you serious? The script Ohio is one of the dullest, most boring pregame shows in the nation. Not to mention that it's minimally demanding physically.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:04 PM ^
I have been to a lot (15 or so) M/osu games. Never, ever have I seen it live. I always turn my back and look at the upper seats until the debacle is over.
September 21st, 2009 at 10:22 PM ^
1. Ohio State
2. Ohio State University
3. The Ohio State
4. University of Ohio State
5. Ohio State
6. The Ohio State University
7. The University of Ohio State
8. Ohio State
9. Ohio State
10. Ohio State
September 21st, 2009 at 10:27 PM ^
Can I cut and paste your list if I link to it?
September 21st, 2009 at 10:28 PM ^
uh, sure, knock yourself out
September 21st, 2009 at 10:47 PM ^
1. Ohio State
2. Ohio State University
3. The Ohio State
4. University of Ohio State
5. Ohio State
6. The Ohio State University
7. The University of Ohio State
8. Ohio State
9. Ohio State
10. Ohio State
Similar sentiments can be found here
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:06 AM ^
11. OSU
12. tOSU
September 21st, 2009 at 10:30 PM ^
1. Michigan State Hockey (FYS permanently)
2. Ohio State (will be #1 if they ever decided to hit a Michigan player on the back of the neck with a stick while he's down)
3. Michigan State Football (Spartan Bob knocked ND out of this spot)
4. Notre Dame
5. Minnesota Twins (They kill us every year)
6. Cleveland Indians (They managed to have Juan Gonzalez and John Rocker at the same time. In a way, that's impressive)
7. Pittsburgh Penguins
8. Anaheim Ducks
9. Chicago White Sox
10. Fox College Football Announcers (There are a lot of teams that could take this spot, but the commentary during last year's national championship left a lasting impression on me that will not soon be forgotten).
Honorable mention: Fox Baseball C team, Lee Corso and Lou Holtz, USC, Duke Basketball, Boston Red Sox, Whatever team Manny Ramirez is playing for, Whatever team Gary Sheffield is playing for, referees for international soccer, the geniuses who decided to rename the Anaheim Angels, Jim Delany, Oregon Ducks
September 21st, 2009 at 10:37 PM ^
HOW DARE YOU!
September 21st, 2009 at 10:47 PM ^
1. Osu
2. Msu
3. Those fucking Twins
4. Chargers
5. Colts
6. Anything from Boston not named Brady
7. Penguins, especially from Pittsburgh
8. The Metrodome
9. The Chisox (sorry chitownblue)
10. Goodrich wrestling, they know what they did, and at least 2 other posters here agree with me.
September 21st, 2009 at 10:59 PM ^
Impulsive Mmmm comment to number 3 respectfully self edited.
September 22nd, 2009 at 12:18 AM ^
1) OSU Football Buckeyes (past, present, future...always)
1A) Gnat-zis and Commies
2) Boston Red Sox (2nd best rivalry in sports)
3) Indiana Pacers (as a Knicks fan in the 90s, God I hated Reggie)
4) Chicago Bulls (if not for MJ...arghifokefokefoif)
5) ND Football Irish
6) MSU Football Sparty No!
7) Whomever is Michigan's Pac-10 Rose Bowl Opponent...USC
8) Miami Dolphins (Dan Marino era. J-E-T-S, Jets Jets Jets!)
9) New England Pats (Good start to the Rex Ryan, Mark Sanchez era)
10) Harrison Huskies (Rye High School's neighbor city rival)
September 21st, 2009 at 11:15 PM ^
1. humid weather
2. mosquitoes
3. 69 Mets
4. 71 Pirates
5. 69 Jets
6. 06 Buckeyes
7. Ref who called PI on Boubacar
September 21st, 2009 at 11:28 PM ^
1)OSU
2)MSU
3)ND
4)NYY
5)Boston Red Sox
6)Cheese heads
7)Chicago White Sox
8)Oklahoma Sooners
9)USC Trojans
10)Oakland Raiders
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:02 AM ^
sparty
osu
nd
miami (fl)
florida
florida st
tennessee
September 26th, 2009 at 5:36 AM ^
nice work
September 22nd, 2009 at 12:46 AM ^
1 a. Sparty
1 b. OSU
3. That school with a Jesus statue on it's football field.
4. Florida, mostly for Joakim Noah.
5. BYU - Because I have no tolerance for Mormon weirdoes.
6. Yankees - I'm sick of looking at that damn hat.
7. White Sox - The North side of Chicago is clearly a lot cooler than the dirty, South side.
8. Penguins - Game 7, 'nuff said.
9. Lions - Like the child you never wanted to have.
10. Oakland Raiders - Because spikey hairdos. face paint, and pointy apparel have nothing to do with football.
September 22nd, 2009 at 12:55 AM ^
Except the Geauxfurs.
Filthy vermin. All of 'em.
September 22nd, 2009 at 1:19 AM ^
1.) Bin Laden
1a) Ohio State
2.) Michigan State
3.) Chicago Cubs (I'm a Cards fan)
4.) Germany. They're still not sorry enough about being the size of Ohio and trying to take on the world. Twice. In 30 years. And genocide. And that whole Daimler-Chrysler "merger." I digress.
5.) Illinois basketball fans in Chicago. Actually, all Illinois fans in Chicago.(of which I was one for 17 years.)News Flash: You're not on Michigan's fucking radar. We are not your "rival." We barely know you fucking exist.
6.) Stalin
7.) the Confederacy
8.) Notre Dame (sorry, I respect their academics and generally find their alums to be a hell of a lot more intelligent than our other two rivals).
9.) Tim Tebow
10.) Eric Montross
11.) Louis Bullock and Maurice Taylor for their roles in the Ed Martin scandal. Namely, for fucking up when they KNEW better and in doing so, kept us within the statute of limitations when these violations were discovered.
12.) John Navarre his first two seasons playing at Michigan.
13.) Plaxico Burress, circa 1999.
14.) USC fans in Los Angeles. Actually, this one should be much much higher. Like #4. I've never met a group of people who have more of a hard on for each other. (Well, except maybe...uhh, U of M alums. But it's cool- I'm part of this club)
15.) Duke basketball
September 22nd, 2009 at 1:32 AM ^
-O$U (lolol!! C wat I did thar? Seriously though, they can go die in a fire.)
-ND
-The Bears
-The Vikings
-The St. Louis Cardinals
-The White Sox
-The Wisconsin Marching Band
-MSU
-03 Blue 07 (because I just found out that he's a Cards fan)
-The State of Texas
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:54 AM ^
That made me laugh out loud. And I'm with you- I hate the State of Texas. Although it's a good time to party there. And Austin is awesome. The rest of it...not so much.
September 22nd, 2009 at 5:05 PM ^
All you need is for a blonde, Texas lass to talk all sweet to you, and you'll become a fan. Trust me.
September 22nd, 2009 at 3:03 AM ^
1. The Cubs. And when people refer to them as the Cubbies.
2. Those butter-flavored pretzels. And the way Auntie Anne's smells in general. Nauseating.
3. The Yankees. I'm actually surprised I put the Cubs first, I did go to school in NY and I know first-hand just how obnoxious Yanks fans are. My Milwaukee is showing, I guess.
4. The Red Sox. Not much better, folks.
5. Actually, baseball in general. Sorry.
6. Brett Favre.
7. Gregg Doyel's idiotic hate mail column. I read it for the first time yesterday, and it bothers me that CBS pays him to write that dreck and yet I'm still unemployed.
7a. When people put unnecessary letters in names.
8. Tennessee fans who still haven't gotten over Charles Woodson winning the Heisman over Peyton Manning.
9. Duke basketball.
10. Sconnie! And Madison in general.
11. Losing at Spider Solitaire. Which I do approximately 100x a day.
12. Critics who didn't get Inglorious Basterds.
13. The Vikings.
September 22nd, 2009 at 3:51 AM ^
1.) Ohio State
2.) Boston Red Sox
3.) The People's Republic of China
4.) Syracuse
5.) Villanova
6.) New England Accents
7.) Natto (fermented soy-bean... its gross, trust me)
8.) Michigan State
9.) Anything from Filthidelphia/Pennsyltucky
10.) Seafood
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:15 AM ^
I hate the fact that now I'm getting angry trying to make this damn list so I quit before I punch a wall or something!
Oh yeah , I just realized I hate quiters and people who punch walls cause they are mad also so thanks for bringing that to light! Piss on it! I'm going to bed!
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:46 AM ^
In no particular order, except that it rotates based on what season it is....
- Ohio State
- Virginia Tech
- Florida State
- Maryland
- Tennessee
- New York Yankees
- Boston Red Sox
- Dallas Cowboys
- Green Bay Packers
- Minnesota Vikings
- Colorado Avalanche
- the Mexican national soccer team
- the Italian national soccer team
- those stupid-ass Tinker Toy spoilers that wanna-be rice racers bolt to the back end of their FRONT WHEEL DRIVE Honda Civic
- the average Michigan State fan
- Michael Moore
- Tuesdays
- Toyota
- the Nissan Cube
- horseradish
- Hawk Harrelson's announcing
- Matt Millen's GMing
- Kyle Busch
- "You're Beautiful", "My Humps", and "Barbara Ann"
This is probably not a comprehensive list.
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:34 AM ^
1: michigan state
2: michigan state
3: my 5th grade teacher because he went to michigan state
4: girl i went to high school with because she asked what the difference was between michigan and michigan state.
6: toronto maple leafs and all of the their fans
7: jim tressel because he is every thing that is wrong with college football
8: ohio state fans
9: bandwagon fans, pick a fucking team and stick with them!!!
10: the entire state of ohio...
September 22nd, 2009 at 12:21 PM ^
1. Buckeyes* - specifically TP, Woody, Mr. Sweater-vest, and anybody who goes to the Horseshoe in red (it's red, not scarlet. Go fuck yourself).
2. Tebow - you're not a great QB, you're an average thrower and runnner who happens to be built like a FB and has an extraordinary bunch of players around you. Percy Harvin was the really star of that offense.
3. Captain Front-butt and his gang of brain-damaged irish lasses.
4. Cindy Crysby - You're a little bitch. I hope you die a horrible fiery death.
5. USC fans - You're a bunch of self-centered assholes who happen to (luckily) enjoy a good coach who has a very easy time recruiting (weather + hot chicks + maybe booster money ala Reggie Bush = sold!).
6. Brett Favre - Fucking die already.
7. The girl GOBLUE4EVR went to high school with. Seriously, does she have fucking Downs Syndrome?
8. Rap, pop** and/or club "music" - It shouldn't be allowed to be called music. Get that heaping pile of (Charlie the) Whale shit off my airwaves you retarded piece of shit.
9. Spartans - especially ones who think it's cool every time they play the sound clips from 300 in the stadium. You're nothing more than a ball-washer little brother, get used to it.
10. the Religious Right - you're a bunch of crazy fucks who are intent on telling everyone else what your 'god' says everyone should do. In the meantime, you don't even follow those rules yourself! There is no death painful enough to quench the rage you create within me.
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* This only excludes a friend of mine from high school who attended one year before transferring back home
** This goes double for Britney Spears fans. If you try to tell me how amazing she is one more fucking time I'll cut off your fucking leg with a hacksaw and beat you to death with it.
September 22nd, 2009 at 5:11 PM ^
and shellfish(allergic). And people who are still sporting mo/faux hawks. And people who wear khaki pants with black dress shoes.