Wild Offseason Recap in Bullets

This was not a boring football offseason.  I got to thinking about what happened during the offseason and quite a lot came to mind! Here's a reminder of a bunch of stuff, in low-effort bullet point format.  Some of this happened during the season, too, ok sue me. I'm sure i'm forgetting a ton of stuff too, feel free to add on. 

Football

• Got to get stronger: Herbert in, Tolbert out
• Drevno Watch Drama and Exit
• First Dan Enos, then Enosn't
• Welcome Jim McElwain, somebody buy him a hoodie and a fleshlight
• Exit Greg Frey, Hello Ed Warinner
• Pep Watch Drama, then Fine OK Pep I guess
• Hello Sherrone Moore
• Hello Al Washington
• Pretty Good Recruiting Cycle
• Team to Rome, Harb loves Pope
• Speight Transfers
• JOK is the most NFL ready QB in the draft, gets a look by the Lionesses
• Shea Patterson transfer watch, Hello
• Shea Patterson eligibility watch, NCAA does the right thing for once
• Mo Hurst draft rise, heart thing, draft fall, draft watch, draft WIN!
• Chase Winovich Watch
• Amazon series All or Nothing
• A few other players transfer in and out, as expected, sad to say bye to Wheatley Jr and McDoom, Harbs can't resist importing a QB.

MICHIGAN MEN'S HOOPS GOES DANCIN! WE LOVE BEILEIN YAKICH WAGNER ROBINSON POOLE ABDUR-RAHKMAN PROB OTHERS GOODJOBGUYS ALL THE MUPPETS

• But OMG No not Beilein to Detroit! OK great not to Detroit.  Beilein new contract, good jorb Warde

• But ok if JB goes to Detroit, good for him, Yakich seems good

• Some other Michigan sports probably played some things and some of them were probably good, I remember seeing some hockey posts.  And I think something about the women's softball coach - Good job Warde and Go Blue!

Meta and OT

• MGoBlog 3.0
• Reddit CFB Risk
• umbig11's family stuff, thank god it's ok, sorry you lost your bet on Pep
• Ace's stuff, Godspeed bro
• Dave Brandon Euthanized Toys R Us (it was prob a mercy killing)
• World Cup

So Much Scandal and Strife

• Remember Minnesota being terrible?
• Mbem-Bosse probably threatened Harbaugh on the Tweeter
• Some UM FB staffer named Fergus Connolly drinks too much, gets arrested, pitches a fit, makes it worse, gets fired kthxbai 
• Michigan players probably sold their sneaks, this is a good way to get really boring shoes next time
• The Nassar thing, still so very sad, good he was brought to justice
• The follow-on MSU debacle with Lou Anna Simon, the board of shitheads, Engler, the emails about victims please God make it stop, Nassar's pedo boss, also Kathie Klages
• Matt Dudek twitter meltdown (maybe last season)
• FBI NCAA investigation still a thing
• We all got to see Condi Rice in public again, we all remember that we'd love to write her in for President except we can't remember how to spell her name
• Urban Meyer / Zach Smith drama sucks, but on the flip side it brought the MGoBoard out of its coma
• DJ Durkin may have killed a guy, players and coaches who are still alive say they still like him, apparently we've all learned nothing at all about enabling bad people to keep being bad, just shut up until the facts are in

OK what did i forget?