What would you do for a National Championship?
The title is relatively self explanatory. As the most passionate portion of the Michigan fanbase, what is the absolute craziest thing you would do to ensure that the Michigan Football Team would win a National Title next year? The given here is that your action, no matter how insane, will directly result in Michigan winning the first plus one championship in the history of CFB.
It's a long winter that will not end until next fall, so there's a lot of time to kill. The funnier the better, PG-13ish...
Would you attempt to hitchhike naked across northern Canada? Eat your own turd? Someone else's? Spend the night with Tara Reid? Cast your lot with those Finding Bigfoot weirdos? Get a Block O tattooed to your bicep?
What would you do?
December 3rd, 2013 at 4:26 PM ^
Dave Brandon tattoo
December 3rd, 2013 at 4:33 PM ^
I'd beg an plead to pass a team ahead of me in the rankings and then a few years later I'd beg and plead not to be passed.
December 3rd, 2013 at 4:59 PM ^
December 3rd, 2013 at 5:21 PM ^
Irbz that you?
December 3rd, 2013 at 10:46 PM ^
Oh, this is why it will be wonderful when upvotes come back!
December 3rd, 2013 at 4:37 PM ^
Now, are we talking 90's Tara Reid or the Tara Reid of the last 10 years?
December 3rd, 2013 at 4:45 PM ^
December 3rd, 2013 at 4:46 PM ^
All day everyday.
December 3rd, 2013 at 7:42 PM ^
December 3rd, 2013 at 4:57 PM ^
December 3rd, 2013 at 5:22 PM ^
Now is de time on offense when we dance. Touch my avatar. Touch it. Love it, LOVE IT!!!
December 3rd, 2013 at 5:08 PM ^
December 3rd, 2013 at 8:12 PM ^
Not sure that's a good trade-off, since that will happen anyway by simply watching Borges' offenses.
December 3rd, 2013 at 5:22 PM ^
Already experienced it in 1997-98. LOL at all you youngsters!!
December 3rd, 2013 at 5:24 PM ^
Don't forget '89 Rose Bowl dubya followed by MBB NC and the mayhem on South U.
December 3rd, 2013 at 5:24 PM ^
December 4th, 2013 at 4:54 AM ^
you did Tara Reid over a 2-year period of time back then?
Like has been often said, pictures or it didn't happen.
December 3rd, 2013 at 5:24 PM ^
December 3rd, 2013 at 5:28 PM ^
Quit drinking. Except after the win, for the victory party.
December 3rd, 2013 at 5:30 PM ^
Listen/watch Creed and Dane Cook
December 4th, 2013 at 8:40 AM ^
but would you throw Nickelback into that mix?
December 3rd, 2013 at 5:37 PM ^
Stop going to Michigan games forever. I'm willing to take one for the team.
December 3rd, 2013 at 5:40 PM ^
December 3rd, 2013 at 7:40 PM ^
December 3rd, 2013 at 5:43 PM ^
Since I was alive and happy with 1997, I say stay the course and just run a f'ing offense that can score against most teams. Really, UM isn't some left-behind team with no talent; have a coherent vision and this team has a chance at a title. Hell, 2006 was one win away from at least playing for a title. It's not THAT long ago that this team had a shot.
December 3rd, 2013 at 5:56 PM ^
coach ever. You have no idea how hard that would be, I might burst into flames before finishing a sentence.
I would condone over-signing and maybe a gray shirt or two. At least do what everybody else is doing.
Tara Reid from 15 years ago, maybe, THAT Tara Reid in the picture??? No WAYY in HELL!
December 3rd, 2013 at 7:39 PM ^
December 3rd, 2013 at 7:43 PM ^
December 3rd, 2013 at 9:25 PM ^
December 4th, 2013 at 9:46 AM ^
...if Petrino was coaching UM next year he would 1) put Dantonio and Meyer in his shadow and 2) have us contending for a NC immediately
December 4th, 2013 at 11:06 AM ^