What's your worst memory ever going to a Michigan game?

Start a go fund me to get yourself to SoFi stadium if we beat TCU

Same. I’ve been to 10-15 over my lifetime and have never seen a loss in person. I’ve seen them win the brown jug twice. Hockey is another story. Ive seen more losses and OT losses than wins

worst experience is when my brother got hurt so we sent the game at the hospital. Had them turn the game on in his room so we still got to see the win

Dear God you have zero luck

And only with many years of MGOTherapy have you returned to a "normal" life?

I went to a restaurant around the corner from my house and ordered a bottle of wine.  I was by myself.

Me, too. I was sitting right on the line of scrimmage.  When the ball was scooped up by MSU i just buried my head to listen to the crowd and find out the result.  The roar coming from the MSU corner of the end zone told me all I needed to know.  BTW, i was not the kid with the glasses and his hands on his head.  But I felt just like him. 

Same here. After the game, the whole crowd stood in disbelief not knowing what to say or do. Internally, I blamed Chuck Winters, but it was more luck than one man's failure to spot the ball after a lifetime of playing DB.... 

Yes easy call for me. Traveled from Colorado with a few buddies for the game. They were all CU fans and we were all stoked for this game. I think my three buddies and maybe a few hundred other people were the only ones cheering when the pass happened. I was in shock. Worse part we had traveled stand bye to get to the game. On the flight home they called us to get on the plane they told me to go back and find a seat. Only one I found was last row between two very large women my buddies were standing there and a flight attendant said there’s only 3 more seats and they were in first class. I had to sit in the back of the plane jammed into a seat and they all flew first class. Pretty crappy ending to that weekend 

Yep, Colorado Hail Mary. Saw the throw, saw the ball pop up, felt the absolute dead quiet. Felt sick to my stomach for two weeks afterward...

Yeah, was there too.  Bitterly cold night in the nosebleeds.  Actually liked chatting with the Rutgers fans near me, one guy had been going to games for decades.  Admired his commitment.  Reminded me of some of the beaten-down blue collar Lions fans I know.  The loss maybe didn't hurt as much since I was ready for the Hoke era to end.  But it still sucks to have a loss to Rutgers on the all time record.

I was at that game and was going to say the same thing.  The fans were so nice because they were soundly beating us.  It was horrific.

Rocket was running right at us in the student section...brutal.

However, I'll see your "Don't kick to Rocket EVER" and raise you:

Sept 17, 1988: #1Miami 31 #15 UM 30

A week after losing to damn Notre Dame (and a year before the "Rocket Game"), #1 Miami had some crazy 55 game winning streak on the road and Michigan may even have been the last team to beat them on the road.

For roughly 54 minutes (give or take), Michigan is laying waste to the Hurricanes to the delight of a roaring crowd.  It's 30-14 good guys, and we're singing, "Hey, hey, hey...GOODBYE!". It was glorious.

Then the wheels came TOTALLY off, and in a series of unfortunate events so unexpected that a shock and silence took over the crowd, Michigan found itself trailing 31-30, yet still with enough time to go down the field and kick a FG, but alas, no joy.

That was the quietest I had ever heard 106,000 as we solemnly left the Big House.

HOWEVER, we did beat the Bucks and then the Trojans to win the Rose Bowl, so all was good in our world.

FUN FACTS FOR 1988

ND finished @ 12-0 (#1)

Miami finished @ 11-1 (#2) with only loss being 31-30 at Notre Dame.

Michigan finished 9-2-1 (#4) having lost to the two best teams in the country by a total of 3 points.

The inexplicable tie, was of course at Kinnick, against an Iowa team that finished 6-4-3.  No analytics can explain that result...that's Iowa.

Michigan-ND in 1989 was not hot. The high was only 64 that day. It was colder by kickoff, it rained and dropped into the 50s. A week earlier, it had been in the 80s, so wet and temps in the 50s felt rather cold. It was miserable. 
 

Every time Michigan gave the fans hope, it was dashed. 
Michigan scores before half, to make it 7-6, Ismail takes the next KO 88 yards for a TD 14-6. 
Backup QB Elvis Grbac comes in and starts slinging. He leads a scoring drive to make it 17-12. Ok! We’re in the this. Ismail takes the KO 95 yards for a TD. Hope dashed. 
It was my first Michigan game as a freshman. Ugh. 
 

That's disgusting... but at least he didn't mistake the isle for a cooler and take a shit!

Given that story and the outcome of the game, you win. 

"... just the kind of gut punch Michigan fans learn to expect from a young age, but sitting in the freezing cold, fingers turning numb, watching a boring game involving your heavily favored team repeatedly punch itself in the face ..."

Nicely done. That was reality from Schembechler through Carr (and beyond, though the post-Carr coaches found other interesting ways to lose pre-2021).