What's Gary Patterson's beef with Michigan?
The Coaches Poll was dissected and Gary Patterson had Michigan eighth!
I get that he once had the Horned Frogs close to the top before the playoff went from 2 teams to 4, so I'm okay with Cincinnati at #3 on his ballot, and I understand his support of the Big 12 (Baylor #4, OK State #5) but then he rubs it in with OSU AND Sparty ahead of us. I couldn't find any axes to grind when I looked at his bio. We're pretty solid at #3 so it doesn't really matter, but it does seem like there must be some sour grapes for this former TCU coach who was shown the door last Halloween!
January 12th, 2022 at 8:19 PM ^
a lot of people don't like us
January 12th, 2022 at 10:30 PM ^
It’s not our fault they couldn’t get in
January 12th, 2022 at 11:52 PM ^
Mostly cause of this attitude.
January 13th, 2022 at 8:47 AM ^
I'm in Texas and nobody wants to go to TCU. They go because of $ or because they couldn't get into UT, A&M, Rice, UH... It's a shitty school.
January 13th, 2022 at 10:28 AM ^
It's literally a poor man's SMU.
January 13th, 2022 at 10:48 AM ^
With that being said, karma will dictate that one of my kids goes there.
January 12th, 2022 at 8:20 PM ^
Small dick energy
January 12th, 2022 at 8:26 PM ^
Wait, how does Gary Patterson have a vote if he's not coaching any longer?
January 12th, 2022 at 8:27 PM ^
Like Milton from Office Space, his vote stopped counting a long time ago, just no one bothered to tell him
January 13th, 2022 at 10:33 AM ^
That movie is 30 years old, which is amazing. and it still holds up today
January 13th, 2022 at 2:06 PM ^
1999 was 30 years ago? I know I’m old but fuck…
January 14th, 2022 at 8:04 AM ^
Derp. I literally just watched is this weekend and in the cable guide it said 1992, but google says you're right
January 13th, 2022 at 8:55 AM ^
Harbaugh took his stapler.
January 12th, 2022 at 8:47 PM ^
Yea is it his vote or the interim coach of TCU’s vote?
January 12th, 2022 at 9:46 PM ^
Well then, fix the glitch
January 13th, 2022 at 1:53 AM ^
Gary Patterson? Never heard of her.
January 12th, 2022 at 8:26 PM ^
Suggested new title for this thread: An irrelevant person does an obviously stupid (but also meaningless) thing.
January 12th, 2022 at 8:32 PM ^
Assuming the NC stands for North Carolina where are you? Im in W-S and up to catch a game at a bar within 30 mins next year w other M fans
January 12th, 2022 at 10:55 PM ^
I'm out west in the mountains. About an hour west of Asheville.
January 12th, 2022 at 11:02 PM ^
Just saying hello from Cary to fellow NC Blues!
January 13th, 2022 at 6:42 AM ^
Shout out from South Charlotte!
January 13th, 2022 at 8:15 AM ^
like South Park? Or Waxhaw? Or.....Ft. Mill?
January 13th, 2022 at 9:09 AM ^
Picked up my master's in South Charlotte. Standing next to Frank Reich in the class photo... He's the taller guy, if you're confused which is which....
January 13th, 2022 at 7:10 AM ^
Hey man, Im in Winston-Salem. I normally just do games at home because I have a decent indoor and outdoor setup but I'm down for some wings, beer and Michigan football.
January 13th, 2022 at 8:51 AM ^
Right on. That plan sounds good to me. Email's brunnc3 [at] gmail.com
Now all we need is 7.5 months to pass
January 12th, 2022 at 8:32 PM ^
He's not a coach. Why does he get a vote?
January 12th, 2022 at 8:33 PM ^
He hates our admissions staff.
January 13th, 2022 at 10:23 AM ^
So do I, but I don't get a vote. Then again, I haven't checked my mail in a couple days.
January 12th, 2022 at 8:38 PM ^
OSU, U-M, MSU ..... it's not incorrect to group these 3 teams as "a trio of 2 loss B1G teams that went 1-1 against each other, with all the victories coming at home."
In theory (I'm not saying I agree with this, but someone could theoretically do this), it's hard to separate the teams simply based on that. So someone could then decide to rank them by who had the best win over someone else. In that case, a win over Pac-12 champ Utah probably ranks ahead of a win over ACC champ Pitt probably ranks ahead of a win over Iowa.
E.g., OSU, MSU, U-M (as Patterson ranked them).
January 12th, 2022 at 8:44 PM ^
I get what you're saying but... MSU's other loss was to Purdue.
Even then, you can't compare 56-7 to 42-27 and 37-33. Absolute drubbing should and did automatically exclude them from further consideration as a peer to the other 2. Let alone S&P+, advanced stats, etc.
If this hypotheticaly person did want to delve further into solely what happened on the field, the 37-33 is further "discounted" vs. others given the unanimously-panned fumble-six call.
January 12th, 2022 at 8:48 PM ^
Love ya Nittany, but you are reaching on this one. I think it’s fairly obvious ole Gary doesn’t like us much. So the next time people are pining for the old ways and criticizing the playoff, this is 100% the reason why it sucked. All it takes is one asshat coach to lose all sense of reality and fair play to jack up the rankings and possibly the season for 120 kids because Phil Fulmer’s…..errrr Gary Patterson’s pussy hurts. Hope the douchebag never gets another power 5 job if that’s how he wants to do things.
January 12th, 2022 at 8:51 PM ^
I 100% admit I'm reaching.
But ........ I guess partly because I work in the data and business analytics field ....... I've seen ALL KINDS of strange decisions being explained, under the cover of using data (!!!), over the years
I'm just presenting the sort of argument that someone could make. That's not an argument I would make, and it's an argument I'd try to tear down, but it's also the sort of argument that I've heard various versions of over the years.
January 12th, 2022 at 10:32 PM ^
typing
Phil Fulmer’s…..errrr Gary Patterson’s pussy hurts
is a bad, bad look. don’t do it.
January 13th, 2022 at 3:36 AM ^
You’re right.
my apologies to the board, let that one get away from me a little bit.
January 12th, 2022 at 11:14 PM ^
...because Phil Fulmer’s…..errrr Gary Patterson’s pussy hurts...
Misogynistic much?
January 13th, 2022 at 1:49 AM ^
Meh. Usually the people that respond as you did are the misogynists (racists, etc).
Also, he never said he hated women…just that GP had a pussy and it hurt. Maybe he does. Maybe you’re just transphobic and can’t deal with that.
January 13th, 2022 at 6:04 AM ^
trans jokes, also bad.
January 13th, 2022 at 7:49 AM ^
Lighten the fuck up. Doesn't that stick start to hurt after a while?
January 13th, 2022 at 9:50 AM ^
if thinking transgender jokes are bad makes me some sort of scold, or whatever? yeah, i'm okay with that. neg away, i can take it.
edit to add a quote: "YAY KEYBOARDS"
January 12th, 2022 at 8:51 PM ^
This is far too rational for the internet.
I'm going to need you to crank up the "OUTRAGE!!!!" a few notches.
Beyond your scenario - and a comment addressed more at the OP than anything - aren't these ballots usually filled out by PR people within the athletic department?
January 12th, 2022 at 9:42 PM ^
I could see Patterson spending about 5 minutes on his list and defaulting to that breakdown but it's also why I sort of wish they got rid of the coaches poll. It's rarely "coaches" as much as "assistant video guy" filling them out, and they're so biased toward a conference and/or against particular teams that you get weird results like this.
But yeah, I can see how if you didn't really care you'd just say "did they win their last game" and leaving it at that.
January 12th, 2022 at 10:34 PM ^
Edit - Totally my mistake, when I saw Michigan at #8 I assumed it was the way too early 2022 poll. 2021 is over, UM is #4, being #8 is ludicrous.
Michigan is losing a ton of talent, OSU fielded the youngest 2 deep they’ve had in forever, and MSU showed what they can do in the transfer portal. The poll is forward looking, not a commentary on the 2021 season. For what it’s worth, UM was unranked this time last year and finished 4th. Win on Saturdays and the rest works itself out.
January 12th, 2022 at 11:01 PM ^
"The poll is forward looking, not a commentary on the 2021 season." Where do you get that impression?
January 13th, 2022 at 9:06 AM ^
Not even close. This is for the 2021-2022 season. Not forward looking AT ALL.
January 13th, 2022 at 1:29 AM ^
Wtf is this take lmao
January 12th, 2022 at 8:40 PM ^
He probably put them ahead of us because they won their nowl game and we lost ours. I'm just saying
January 12th, 2022 at 8:49 PM ^
And what BOWL game was that?
January 12th, 2022 at 8:50 PM ^
You mean in the playoff that they didn't qualify for against the eventual national champ? That nowl game?