Use Your Birthday to Determine Your Michigan Football QB/WR Combo
I've seen this trend on Twitter recently and thought it would be fun to create my own. Use your birthday and comment what your QB/WR combo is.
I picked 8 QB's who were good or desirable and 4 who weren't and then randomized the month they were assigned to. The receivers have a wider variety and are all good in their own way. Hopefully, you got a good draw!
Boom! Brady to Carter!
You win. That was quick. My Brady to Gallon is solid, but TB to AC? That's nuts.
John O'Korn and Tai Streets. I would say "John O'korn to Tai Streets", but that would infer that O'Korn threw a ball to a receiver that could have been caught.
Brady to Howard. I like my squad.
And I thought I was happy with Brady to Terrell
Upvoted for creativity. But can OT season end please?
Really? Uh... we all know when it will end. Actually when will it end, the 1st week of camp, or the day after the barbecue when we start the ball rolling for 2021? Anyway, I've got Denard and Desmond.
He never asked when it would end, just said he’s looking forward to it, as do many of us. Thanks, though, for taking dickishness seriously and striking out on your own in a new and pointless direction . . .
You complain on every single one of these OT posts, about them. If you don't like them so much, why do you continue to click into them just to comment how much you don't like them?
You like the attention, don't you? On that point, you're not too far from Maizen's* attention seeking...
* - Now known as Nichols...
I don't complain on every OT post. And I won't comment on your apparent need to respond to the posts I do make other than to suggest that you should work on whatever's causing the anger/irritability/frustration that you're projecting onto me. OT season sucks. It's a commonly-felt and expressed opinion here, and I'm far from the first to express it. And to say something sucks has a cathartic effect that can get you through, particularly when there are others who share and affirm the feeling. But troll away my friend so you can collect those life-affirming MGoPoints that you covet so much.
Keep moaning and we'll post OT threads about needle point, sewing, gardening, household cleaning products, male grooming tools and techniques, which is your favorite Kardashian?, does Bill Shatner have hair plugs or a rug?, could the Empire win a war against the Federation?, Prego or Ragu?, Big Mac or Quarter Pounder?, most illegal thing you've ever done and didn't get caught (well, this one might be good), who is cooler, the Duke or Clint?, who is hotter? the Duke or Clint?
Capiche?
The above topics are purely a consequence of not being able to talk about beating our rivals until we actually beat our rivals.
yeah, i'll have a chat with the calendar and we'll see what we can do about changing how time works
Just thank the baseball team for making this the shortest possible OT season.
Just thank the baseball team for making this the shortest possible OT season.
John Navarre and Dennis Norfleet...RIP to May, July, and December birthdays!
And February birthdays
No shit. Morris to Grady!
Navarre was quite the pass catcher in his day.
I'm not giving you my birthday you crafty data analytics professional!
Why not? You already gave the Russians your entire likeness when you tried FaceApp last week! ;)
Joke's on you, I'm too old for that shit. Get off my lawn you hippy!
Jokes on YOU now, because I'm actually a triggered millennial! HA!
After you do that, You can determine your best 9 Michigan baseball players based on your Social Security Number!
Better yet, send it to me along with your bank account info and I'll figure it out for you. As a bonus, you're entitled to an inheritance and I'll put that into your account.
Sincerely,
Your friendly local Kenyan Prince
February 7th, f**k me; Threet & Kelvin Grady. Negbang me!
Dude, you suck! GET OFF THE FIELD!!
I'm treating this thread as a posbang. And being the contrarian I am, I upvoted you. Ha!
Also Feb. 7th. Also Threet & Kevin Grady. Ouch.
My quarterback doesn't like to throw.
I'm trying to remember how good Threet was.
Do yourself a favor and don't.
Not very but way better than Bellomy. Threet did have a long run once.
On September 27, 2008 against #9 Ranked Wisconsin Threet was 12/31 for 96 yards, 1 TD and 2 INTs. Also was our leading rusher at 9 carries for 89 yards.
Many will remember this one fondly as the 500th game in the Big House where Michigan scored 27 2nd half points to overcome a 19-0 halftime deficit.
One of the craziest games I've experienced at the Big House. Everybody was pretty quiet/bummed out at half time and the stadium exploded when they returned that interception for a TD. From a low to high standpoint that might be the best game I've seen.
Don’t forget to post year born and social security number. Maybe your Hulu login as well.
Griese to Odoms...
Jim Harbaugh and Junior Hemingway. Oh HELL yes.
I'm not alone!
Bellomy to Funchess... fuck me!
Patterson to Harbaugh ... Go Blue !!!
You were born on the Septemberth of April?
I think he's doing the internet wrong...
Lolol
Okorn to Roundtree. That’s not ideal.
Denard and Grant Perry....ehhh, just run it in 40 yds out Denard.
Shane Morris
Mario Manningham
Drew Dileo
You were born on 12/11 and 12/27?
His poor mom. It was a long labor.
John Navarre to Desmond Howard here so I'm good.
Now John will absolutely stare down Desmond pre-snap, post snap and during the entire play so everyone on defense knows where the ball is going but hey, fuck it, IT'S DESMOND FUCKING HOWARD so I know two things:
1. He'll be open
2. He'll catch the ball