ON TOPIC AS HELL: Pitbull - The definitive thread for Brian

Submitted by UMProud on November 21st, 2019 at 7:18 PM

Dear Brian,

I wanted to help you know a good Pitbull when you see one vs that OTHER one I am freaking positive you are trolling us with:

GOOD PITBULL

-Ladies love him

-Doesn't drink Dr Pepper

-Never has a bad word to say

-Adorable and doesn't make you want to throw random things at his picture

-Has very nice natural whiskers & isn't a midget

-Great eyes that don't require being hidden

-Doesn't look like a weasel & has no awful songs

-Smiles out of both sides of his mouth

-Can tongue lick properly

 

BAD PITBULL

-Brian loves him but ladies don't

-Drinks Dr Pepper

-Does Pitbull speak words or only rap-attempt?

-Opposite of adorable and makes everyone who's not Brian want to throw things at his face

-Has fungus for facial hair & is a midget

-Looks like a weasel and is awful at everything except at getting on Brian's site banners

-Brian likes your smile

-Likes to lick the canker sores in the corner of his mouth

 

Brian if we have to have a Pitbull on the banner how about a good one?  Thanks!

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Sopwith

November 21st, 2019 at 9:01 PM ^

Is the reporter in that video at 0:40 a complete and utter idiot? She sticks her face right in the face of a dog who doesn't know her. That is a trigger and incredibly threatening even for many well-behaved dogs. And this (evidently) well-behaved dog looks like he could take down an elephant. 

One reporter a couple years ago got her face torn off on live TV doing that stupid crap to a much smaller dog. 

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drjaws

November 21st, 2019 at 10:03 PM ^

No.  That is not a pit bull.  Not at all.  It is a mutant breed that has become very popular called an “American Bully,” which is a cross between an American Bull Dog and a Pit Bull (typically an APBT, and if you care to read further, you’ll see why I call these “breeds” mutants).

there are Staffordshire terriers, popular in the UK and are basically 2/3 sized pit bulls.  Smaller and cuter than what you think of when you think pit bull.

There are also American Pit Bull Terriers (APBTs) that are ... I guess .... pit bulls.  It’s a recent breed that started in the US in the 1970s and is different enough from American Staffordshire Terriers that’s it’s “kind of” it’s own breed.  It’s not recognized by the major dog breed organizations though (e.g. AKC) as the true genetics are impossible to trace.  Basically, it’s a new breed resulting from a ton of dudes in America breeding dogs that looked like pit bulls together to try to generate a game fighting dog.  This is why I consider most American Bully’s mutants.  It’s likely they are 35% American Bull Dog, 50% pit bull, and 15% Rottweiler/Mastiff/St Bernard/whatever your neighbors dog is who suddenly had puppies. 

True pit bulls, and THE breed of America is the American Staffordshire Terrier.  The dog from all the WW1 propaganda posters, the dog from the Little Rascals, etc.

 

/end rant

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Sopwith

November 22nd, 2019 at 1:00 AM ^

The true "mutants" are so-called "purebreds," a colossal euphemism for "inbred." They are genetically sick animals that have been bred and re-bred on the same genetic background for hundreds upon hundreds of generations to generate deformities, such as pug faces and basset ears. Other inbreds have the laundry list of genetically predisposed (and painful) conditions such as hip dysplasia, breathing abnormalities, etc. that exist only because of the vanity of humans.

A more genetically diverse animal, whether dog or human, is a genotypically healthier animal. The "mutants" are the AKC-recognized freaks of nature that come from marrying your siblings and cousins for so many years. 

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S.G. Rice

November 21st, 2019 at 7:34 PM ^

I refuse to believe that anyone is against having a real good time and drinking Dr Pepper and Bud Light under freeway overpasses.

Okay, maybe not the Bud Light part, but otherwise yeah.

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goblue234

November 21st, 2019 at 7:36 PM ^

Here's my question.....

Does Pitbull (the music artist) actually get a lot of hot vagina?

He's obviously a big name with a lot of money. He has songs known around the world. But he's not a good looking guy, and he doesn't seem charismatic or like someone with a charming personality. On the plus side, he is Latino, and Latina girls are some of the most sexual in the world.

What do you think?

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DJMich23

November 21st, 2019 at 9:21 PM ^

Not gonna lie I kinda cringed at the "latinas are the most sexual in the world" part.

I'm sure you didn't mean anything by it and was just making a lighthearted joke BUT I would argue that latina women are overly sexualized by our society as opposed to them being innately more sexual than other women.

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JHumich

November 21st, 2019 at 7:39 PM ^

At least the banner one doesn't eat children (that we know of)

*cue the onslaught of defenders of a breed that has been bred to do nothing but execute for hundreds of years, which breeding was excellently done...

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