"Today, the girls win!"
A food processor and 0% fat products.
MADRID -- The organizers of a women's running race in Spain apologized Monday after the winner was offered a food processor to take home, sparking accusations of sexism.
You will be poking the bear less often with those comments.
Very Nice!
Knew that was coming but did invite it and yes it has sometimes been the case but I am vigilant. I have the tenacity of the Tunnel in my ability to foment.
Romeo? If you've already got 33 years in the books and you are still enjoying teasing and paying attention to her - and she's still enjoying the repartee? Don't change a thing, cause it's working. 😉
Well, teasing kind of goes with the territory with me so she tolerates it. I tease those I like the most so she and my Dad have requested I like them less. Lucky girl.
"What's wrong with being sexy?"
+1 for Spinal Tap reference
The 0% fat products are probably more problematic in regards to sexism.
It could be worse. Imagine if the prize was instant coffee
Good luck tomorrow. Speedy recovery and hopefully you'll be able to spank your wife again soon.
Thanks on all counts!
Procedure? Please bring me up to speed.
You sit in your chair. Your wife lies down across your lap. C'mon, he provided a picture.
Hip replacment surgery tomorrow. This will require me to use a walker for a period of time which is the official symbol of "your'e old as fuck".
Which reminds me, I need to run out tonight and get a new pair of white New Balance sneakers.
Good luck MGO. I had a SVT heart ablation two weeks ago. Came out with an estimated success rate of 95%. I’m back it full speed.
Is there any other kind?
mGrow I am doing all I can to avoid knee replacement - feel for you.
Could be worse...
Could be ME.
You need to exercise precautions after a hip replacement. The monkey is the only thing you should be spanking for a while.
Edit: No offense, RGard.
Such attention to detail. The husband is wearing suspenders and argyle socks - while the wife is wearing heels in the kitchen... This was way ahead of its time...
appropos of nothing, this morning i came across this spoof featuring the incomporable olivia colman.
This was excellent!
LOLOLOLOL (I truly wish there was an actual sound emoji with different kinds of laughs -- computer engineers need to get on this, stat).
Dumb
I can work wonders with a good food processor.
Work wonders...on enemies of the state?
My wife wouldn’t know what to do with it. Her mom is a fantastic cook but that’s a gene that skipped a generation, it seems. Once she threw out my All-Clad skillet and replaced it with some greenpan piece of garbage because her eggs got stuck and she “thought it was getting old”.
That’s one woman who should stay OUT of the kitchen. At least she brings home a bigger paycheck most years.
Who out there remembers Queen for a Day? The woman with the most heart rending story got a new washing machine. Or maybe a new refrigerator.
If they don't want it, can I have it?