October 10th, 2019 at 5:58 AM ^
Pasch and McElroy
Calling UMich – Illinois
Think I will rake leaves
October 10th, 2019 at 6:10 AM ^
Harbaugh and Gattis
Combing desert for offense
“Man we ain’t found shit!”
October 10th, 2019 at 6:55 AM ^
A transfer QB
A Bama castoff OC
There goes the planet
or
Patterson checks down
"You went over my helmet!"
Charbonnet in space
October 10th, 2019 at 6:10 AM ^
Questions on the wind
Answers on the Big House field
And still more questions
October 10th, 2019 at 6:51 AM ^
Juice Williams destroys.
Roundtree tackled at the one.
Triple overtime.
October 10th, 2019 at 6:58 AM ^
Theory in practice:
UFR on MGoBlog
Interprets the past
October 10th, 2019 at 7:00 AM ^
Neck Sharpies explains
Stuff I can still only see
After UFR
October 10th, 2019 at 7:04 AM ^
If you'll downvote those,
Just wait till you hear that I
Liked Draftageddon.
October 10th, 2019 at 6:59 AM ^
It's just Illinois
I am not even worried
Still hope we cover
October 10th, 2019 at 7:06 AM ^
He golfed all summer.
Patterson's new handicap:
No football practice.
October 10th, 2019 at 7:07 AM ^
Written no haikus
Since third grade but I really
Do not want to work
October 10th, 2019 at 7:10 AM ^
Receivers don't block?
Have we already forgot
Hoke towel toughness?
October 10th, 2019 at 7:11 AM ^
Dick Rod v Mike White
Would have been a sight to see
Two scumbags struggle
October 10th, 2019 at 7:17 AM ^
Harbaugh and Lovie
Did not meet in NFL
But maybe next year...
October 10th, 2019 at 7:18 AM ^
BPONE so strong that
We've forgotten to cry out,
TomVH, hold us!
October 10th, 2019 at 7:24 AM ^
Offense stays in stride
Twenty percent on 3rd down
Stride of a wheelchair
October 10th, 2019 at 7:29 AM ^
Offense has hit stride
But it will be revealed that
Stride of millipede
October 10th, 2019 at 7:41 AM ^
Numberless bug feet
Marching all in unison?
Stride of headless fowl.
October 10th, 2019 at 7:31 AM ^
Practice makes perfect
Perfect time for Illinois
Need more practice
October 10th, 2019 at 7:42 AM ^
Driving range practice
Chipping and putting practice
Playbook is dusty
October 10th, 2019 at 7:34 AM ^
First drive turnover
Momentum for Illinois
Seppuku again
October 10th, 2019 at 7:36 AM ^
Wake up everyone. Quit trying to write haiku. Go make some money.
October 10th, 2019 at 8:02 AM ^
Have plenty
No need
Days off
October 10th, 2019 at 8:16 AM ^
Counting syllables
Humor can be difficult
I am so confused
October 10th, 2019 at 9:44 AM ^
Syllable counting
No need to get technical
Write it as spoken
October 10th, 2019 at 9:12 AM ^
Here on the west coast
Pooping since I just awoke
My one quiet time
October 10th, 2019 at 9:27 AM ^
Sitting in Belgium
Pooping since I woke today
8 hours and counting
October 10th, 2019 at 9:27 AM ^
(Not true, but I thought it was funny. Sue me.)
October 10th, 2019 at 7:42 AM ^
Behold, speed in space:
Two tight ends, two wide, no slots
The Gattis effect
October 10th, 2019 at 5:39 PM ^
Moving down the field
Here comes a gimmick play!
Bye bye momentum
October 10th, 2019 at 8:02 AM ^
Hope the light goes on
And the offense starts clicking
If not, season done.
October 10th, 2019 at 5:49 PM ^
Word is Peter's out
Not a barn door reference
Brandon Peter's out
October 10th, 2019 at 8:25 AM ^
Illinois this week
Must improve our #speedinspace
Penn State is looming
October 10th, 2019 at 8:47 AM ^
Artsy Japanese
Michigan v. Illinois
So say Hi and Coo
October 10th, 2019 at 8:58 AM ^
There once was a young man named Josh,
whose resume had grown quite posh.
He shouted “Speed in Space”
and yelled “Pick up the pace!”
But the fans sighed and said “Gosh... this ain’t working for shit.”
October 10th, 2019 at 9:19 AM ^
If you want to keep the limerick intact here's an alternate ending:
But the fans sighed and said "Hogwash."
I like it, though.
October 10th, 2019 at 10:10 AM ^
I find it hard to get up for the game,
Because the offense has been so lame,
If it catches on fire
I'll come out from the mire
And forgive everyone whose fault was to blame
October 10th, 2019 at 10:48 AM ^
Excellent work.
I’ve never understood the appeal of haiku. I’d rather read a hundred lame limericks than one allegedly brilliant haiku.
October 10th, 2019 at 11:04 AM ^
A hundred limericks
Are to a brilliant haiku
Like so many farts.
.
Hundreds of dick jokes?
Haikus are dick joke Nanette.
Dick punch lines no more.
.
Dick punch lines, you say?
Dong punches to the soul are
What this fanbase knows.
October 10th, 2019 at 2:46 PM ^
Yeah I like yours. Especially the extension on the last line.
The fact that it didn't rhyme made it stand out, strong emphasis.
October 10th, 2019 at 9:26 AM ^
BEAVERS 21
Wandering nomads 14
Marching to a Championship.
#EXPECT VICTORY
October 10th, 2019 at 9:37 AM ^
Is it Speed in Space
Or Turtles in a Closet?
Let it be the first
October 10th, 2019 at 10:20 AM ^
We all want offense
Can Gattis, Shea deliver?
Hoping for the best
October 10th, 2019 at 10:48 AM ^
Coach's mental health
Name and image dollar rights
Let's just watch football
October 10th, 2019 at 10:50 AM ^
Speed in space promised
Quarterback quickly flushes
Speed out of pocket
October 10th, 2019 at 10:56 AM ^
There is nothing in
this life I would rather be
than backup QB
October 10th, 2019 at 11:25 AM ^
Leg! Motion! Clap! Set!
Time for big Nico speed now!
Up middle two yards
October 10th, 2019 at 11:27 AM ^
Back from Yom Kippur.
Hope all had meaningful fasts -
Note: Touchdowns aren't food!
Hope the football gods,
In their bountiful mercy,
Heal Brandon Peters.
October 10th, 2019 at 11:47 AM ^
The "Speed in Space" man!
Houston, We Have a Problem.
The final frontier?
October 10th, 2019 at 11:49 AM ^
Offense still bland
Despite many changes
I want nice things