January 7th, 2015 at 10:10 PM ^
Don't make me turn this car around!
January 7th, 2015 at 10:28 PM ^
I'll turn this bus around, that will end your precious field trip pretty damn quick!
January 7th, 2015 at 10:08 PM ^
Haha tell me you're turning this blog around...
January 7th, 2015 at 10:39 PM ^
I suggest you find another team to root for.
January 7th, 2015 at 11:12 PM ^
January 8th, 2015 at 10:44 AM ^
Its a blog
January 8th, 2015 at 12:46 AM ^
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January 7th, 2015 at 10:42 PM ^
I suggest you find another team to root for.
January 8th, 2015 at 10:42 AM ^
you are a hoot at parties.
January 7th, 2015 at 10:32 PM ^
"I must hold his pain where it is, he thought. Mine does not matter. I can control mine. But his pain could drive him mad."
or something like that.
(Old Man and the Sea, which apparently Harbaugh reads)
January 7th, 2015 at 10:32 PM ^
January 7th, 2015 at 10:40 PM ^
Team met at 3pm
Everyone was there
Harbaugh walks in 5 minutes late carrying a huge snapping turtle
No one says a word....everyone is just staring at the turtle
Harbaugh then proceeds to pull his pants down
The turtle immediately bites onto his junk
Harbaugh doesnt flinch
Harbaugh proceeds to look around the room staring everyone down
Harbaugh then punches the turtle on the head...knockin it unconscious and releasing his junk
Harbaugh with his pants down and his junk bleeding yells out "Any of you son of a bitches tough enough to do this"?
A hand goes up
Its Jake Butt
Jake stands up and says "I'll do it coach.....as long as you promise not to hit me that hard"
January 7th, 2015 at 10:42 PM ^
January 7th, 2015 at 11:11 PM ^
January 8th, 2015 at 12:10 AM ^
The first time I heard that joke was 1995 (ish)........Steve Yzerman told that joke at the Grosse Pointe Yacht Club for a benefit the Red Wings were hosting. Except Scotty Bowman was the subject......and Osgood as the punchline. He killed it....everyone was laughing there ass off.
January 7th, 2015 at 11:11 PM ^
January 7th, 2015 at 11:37 PM ^
Hilarious
January 7th, 2015 at 11:38 PM ^
I really don't want Jimmy stealing jokes from Urbs
January 7th, 2015 at 10:50 PM ^
Still doing push-ups
January 7th, 2015 at 11:32 PM ^
January 8th, 2015 at 12:24 AM ^
Pretty sure it ended with this...NOOOoooooBodyyyyy!!!!! and then King James told them to get back up from under their chairs.
January 8th, 2015 at 8:14 AM ^
If the meeting started with Harbaugh taking those hokey (no pun intended) countdown clocks off the wall and throwing them in the trash with the comment, "You guys know when these games are played and you know how f*#king important they are to us!", I'd be OK with that.
January 8th, 2015 at 9:41 AM ^
Good start
January 8th, 2015 at 10:16 AM ^
January 8th, 2015 at 11:10 AM ^
Do you think we should look at any grad transfers?
Did Peppers get his redshirt? Do you think we have a shot at getting him back in the fold?
Has Demar Dorsey used up his eligibilty?
Before we field a new team, shouldn't we all decide which traditions we'd like to keep and which traditions should go?
How will we give out helmet stickers if there are no helmets to stick?