Some notes from today's team meeting

Our team members gathered at the roundtable today at the office. We went over some work policies for 2015. Topics on the agenda were:

• Submitting personal evaluations for the new year
• The presentation schedule for the months of Jan / Feb (everyone had to volunteer on a topic)
• How to continue to be productive and optimium work capacity
• Merits of chest hair

It was brief and pretty productive. I spent most of it cracking wise with tasteful jokes that were regardless pushing the envelope.

Nevertheless, my boss (female) has really taken a liking to me and my smooth charms. I hinted during the meeting that I was a part time freelance underwear model and I must say, the ladies at the office haven't been able to leave me alone since that juicy bit of gossip.