Here's an update on HS Internet sensation RB Sam McGuffie. He is working out at WR to become an all-purpose offensive player.
http://www.chron.com/sports/rice/article/Sam-McGuffie-shifts-to-new-role-for-Owls-3446043.php
rundown of Michigan's riser
Sam McGuffie update
March 30th, 2012 at 7:05 AM
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Sam McGuffie update
March 30th, 2012 at 7:20 AM | 
"To prepare for the move,
"To prepare for the move,
March 30th, 2012 at 7:26 AM |
Thanks
Thanks
You sir have made my morning! I am pretty sure this will be the funniest thing I hear or read today.
March 30th, 2012 at 7:56 AM |
I am a world class DJ.
I am a world class DJ.
I am a world class DJ.
March 30th, 2012 at 11:03 AM |
DJ Blu Ray?
DJ Blu Ray?
Yeah, and I'm fuckin Lanny Laserdisc.
March 30th, 2012 at 12:04 PM |
Props.
You've really got an
Props.
You've really got an
Props.
You've really got an HBO thing going on there, avatar and comment.
March 30th, 2012 at 12:12 PM |
I am
I am
I am Sam Mcguffie.
March 30th, 2012 at 8:05 AM |
Ok fine. No need to look for funny stuff the rest of the day.
Ok fine. No need to look for funny stuff the rest of the day.
Nothing can beat that.
May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift
March 30th, 2012 at 8:06 AM |
5 is not a big enough total
5 is not a big enough total
5 is not a big enough total for how awesome this post is.
successfully achieved 1 year self-imposed posting ban 4/10/13
March 30th, 2012 at 8:45 AM |
High Note
High Note
Jerry: Showmanship, George. When you hit that high note, you say goodnight and
walk off.
George: I can't just leave.
Jerry: That's the way they do it in Vegas.
George: You never played Vegas.
Jerry: I hear things.
Call it a day and go home, you did well.
Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.
March 30th, 2012 at 8:54 AM |
Sadly Mgrowold or maybe more
Sadly Mgrowold or maybe more
Sadly Mgrowold or maybe more sadly for mrs mgrowold, I think you have to be born with certain physical gifts to be able to even attempt such high level activities. Then again, maybe you were...
Go Blue!
March 30th, 2012 at 9:04 AM |
Maybe. But then again Sam
Maybe. But then again Sam
Maybe. But then again Sam McGuffie is listed at 5'10 and anybody who got within 5 feet of him knows that has got to be overstated by 2-3 inches at least. If you believe Sam can become a wide reciever in the NFL then size really doesn't matter.
March 30th, 2012 at 9:33 AM |
You, sir, are on a proverbial
You, sir, are on a proverbial
You, sir, are on a proverbial MGoRoll. I LOLd two times in one thread. And I don't LOL. I don't even type LOL.
I will fight 'til I am dead, a winged helmet on my head.
March 30th, 2012 at 9:55 AM |
It's all about girth not
It's all about girth not
It's all about girth not lenght...I mean height
If you're not living for something then you're dying for nothing.
March 30th, 2012 at 9:03 AM |
Only one problem:
Only one problem:
Porn to sex = WWF to wrestling
It's all acting and bad acting at that. So you are actually doing more damage than anything. If you are learning from porn, I promise you that she isn't being satisfied. Consider parade rained on.
"It's what you learn after you know it all that counts." - John Wooden
March 30th, 2012 at 9:06 AM |
Thanks for the in-depth
Thanks for the in-depth
Thanks for the in-depth analysis on the accuracy of a post that was meant to be taken as a complete joke...
I apologize about the dress code, sir, but my next party is a hayride
March 30th, 2012 at 9:36 AM |
Yeah... you need to find some
Yeah... you need to find some
Yeah... you need to find some happy pills. And then resist the urge to explain why pills are not a sustainable way to get happy with all your might.
I will fight 'til I am dead, a winged helmet on my head.
March 30th, 2012 at 9:45 AM |
Did I seriously need to add
Did I seriously need to add
Did I seriously need to add smily faces or /s or something? A joke flies over your heads that much? I was playing off his joke and apparently message boards don't let that be appreciated.
"It's what you learn after you know it all that counts." - John Wooden
March 30th, 2012 at 9:49 AM |
No, if it was meant to be a
No, if it was meant to be a
No, if it was meant to be a joke you simply needed to add the humor and it would have been appreciated I'm sure
I apologize about the dress code, sir, but my next party is a hayride
March 30th, 2012 at 9:49 AM |
How dare you on Wrestlemania weekend.
How dare you on Wrestlemania weekend.
.
"... never forget that Ohio is still a four-letter word."
-Bob Ufer
March 30th, 2012 at 10:29 AM |
Slow Clap
Slow Clap
Slow Clap
March 30th, 2012 at 11:07 AM |
+1,000,000
+1,000,000
+million for the day!
Disgruntled former moderator. I got a lot of problems with you people!
March 30th, 2012 at 2:07 PM |
Thank You Profit! I've never
Thank You Profit! I've never
Thank You Profit! I've never been a millionpointsaire before.
March 30th, 2012 at 2:09 PM |
Points well-earned
Points well-earned
Points well-earned. Just don't go getting all MGoConceited.
Disgruntled former moderator. I got a lot of problems with you people!
March 30th, 2012 at 7:27 AM |
Thanks
Thanks
Wiping tiny drops of coffee off my desk and chin...
March 30th, 2012 at 7:35 AM |
Congratulations, Mgrowold.
Congratulations, Mgrowold.
Congratulations, Mgrowold. You, sir, have won the Internet.
March 30th, 2012 at 7:40 AM |
Everybody head home, the day
Everybody head home, the day
Everybody head home, the day has already been won.
March 30th, 2012 at 7:46 AM |
So does that mean
So does that mean
that everyone else is playing for sloppy seconds?
"Deserve to Win!"
March 30th, 2012 at 7:50 AM |
Shit! I was about to drop my
Shit! I was about to drop my
Shit! I was about to drop my threet post too. Hangin that one up
Its called a royale with cheese
March 30th, 2012 at 7:49 AM |
Dear Mark Hollis
Dear Mark Hollis
March 30th, 2012 at 8:44 AM |
McGuffie is a studio/youtube
McGuffie is a studio/youtube
McGuffie is a studio/youtube gangster. Nothing else.
'Try growing up in Texas a Michigan WOLVERINE'.
March 30th, 2012 at 9:03 AM |
Well over 2,000 yards of
Well over 2,000 yards of
Well over 2,000 yards of offense in division 1 football. He seems like something else to me. Of course I spend my time following college football and not playing it, so it might be super easy.... what would I know.
Go Blue!
March 30th, 2012 at 9:57 AM |
Eazy-duz-it there TexanGOBLUE
Eazy-duz-it there TexanGOBLUE
Thems fightin' words.
/ Real Muthaph*ckin G's
March 30th, 2012 at 10:30 AM |
SHO NUFF!
SHO NUFF!
SHO NUFF!
'Try growing up in Texas a Michigan WOLVERINE'.
March 31st, 2012 at 1:32 AM |
Hahaha
Hahaha
Smooth comment.
Oh how I hate ohio state...
March 30th, 2012 at 9:18 AM |
"I'm pretty good...
"I'm pretty good...
at drinkin beer."
March 30th, 2012 at 9:24 AM |
You know a comment is an
You know a comment is an
You know a comment is an all-time classic when the rest of the thread is not about the original post, but how funny the comment was. Thread hijacking by humor.
Well played, Mgrowold
March 30th, 2012 at 10:10 AM |
What eveah
What eveah
Just don't transfer to Iowa, his life could be in danger.
Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.
March 30th, 2012 at 5:46 PM |
Great
Great
White Hype
March 30th, 2012 at 6:04 PM |
Good move for M'Guff. WR may
Good move for M'Guff. WR may
Good move for M'Guff. WR may be his natural position. If he can show good hands and run solid routes, this may be his ticket in to being a low round draft pick or NFL free agent signing... he could be a Wes Welker type for some team.
March 30th, 2012 at 9:25 PM |
Who is Sam McGuffie?
Who is Sam McGuffie?
Who is Sam McGuffie?
Gardner for 2 more years
March 30th, 2012 at 10:08 PM |
We are all Sam McGuffie
We are all Sam McGuffie
March 30th, 2012 at 10:23 PM |
His mom commented on one of
His mom commented on one of
His mom commented on one of my one of my photos from a game on facebook once thinking that it was Sam's. No idea how she found her way to my pictures...
/coolstorybro
EEB c/o 2014
"To prepare for the move, McGuffie, who is fully recovered, has spent the past few months studying YouTube videos of Jerry Rice and Chad Ochocinco, among others...."
If watching videos of other people doing something at a high level makes you good at something yourself then I must be a freaking rock star in bed by now.