Pour out the vitriol Haikus
America's Team?
Root against Duke one bit and
The terrorists win
In the bag for Duke?
A future at CBS
Is waiting for you.
Recruit Post Players?
Nay. I say we should recruit
A few referees.
Michigan comes back
Gotta be mistakes by Duke
No credit at all
Its really too bad
We will lose all these seniors
Next year...What? Oh Snap!
I hope Obama
Took time off to watch this game
Bet he hates Duke too
I fucking hate Duke.
There, thats my Haiku
Dear rest of bracket,
You are welcome for the map
to Duke's weaknesses.
Best thread comment was
that Singler looked like evil
German prison guard
Devils, Blue, White,Pale
Whistles Blow the Epic Fail
But still we cry "Hail"
Please shut up!
Jim Nantz has girl hair
Coach K likes to backdoor refs
Jim Nantz has girl hair
JHC my skills have gone Sparty with Duke HATE!
Now I am healed.
I never doubt catharsis
Via Haiku thread.
Haiku's last two lines
Are just like Duke Basketball
Seven against five.
Listen to Tater
His vitriol is the truth
Fucking Blue Devils
Glorious spring days
give us hope, yet chill breezes come
from the refs' whistles.
ps - I don't think the officials cost Michigan the game; however, their opinions on the action did nothing to help me preserve my sanity.
Great effort by M
All-American Whistle
We will rock next year
Evaluating
Teams by likelihood of
Beating the buckeyes
Oh those White Devils,
How accursèd is our team?
Good year, regardless.
Who do I root for
if Puke and TOSU
play? I guess coach K
Go! Meteor, Go!
Rain down from outer space on
Duke and OSU
Smith can kiss my ass
He looks like ALF, amirite?
Kryzewski likes Creed
singler is a douche
Duke did not deserve to win
Get off d-mo's court
Oh Mr. Singler,
You look like Voldemort, man.
I'm so, so sorry.
No vitriol here
Great effort, greater season
(Still, fuck Dook and Nantz)
They made it farther
Than anyone thought they would
Sparty? Down in flames...
Mother****ing Duke
F*** that motherf***ing team
F***ing stupid f**ks
signed,
Second Page
In my world haikus also include five f**ks. I think it gives them deeper meaning
Mother****ing Duke
F*** that motherf***ing team
F***ing stupid f**ks
signed,
Second Page
In my world haikus also include five f**ks. I think it gives them deeper meaning
Twice for emphasis, I stand behind my haiku that much.
Duke player shoots ball.
It clangs off the rim; he missed.
He must have been fouled.
Grant Hill shows his 'class'
By reading a thesaurus
Tyrannosaurus
Longhorns or Wildcats?
Which one will avenge our team?
The Plumlees like men
Dear Cameron Crazies:
Nobody likes you. At all.
Fuck off and go die.
Our Frosh Friend Evan
You have teachable moments
But maintain swagger
Young Evan Smotrycz
Fell victim to a cheap dunk
Responds with a three.
Rivalry is anew
Fall will bring us Maui
Michigan over Duke
The better team won.
The more deserving team lost.
Shock the world next year.
Coach K and Duke suck
Tournament loss is painful
Wait until next year
namaste azul
la cerveza mas fina
corona extra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h1oRP7FfBw
found this looking around for a haiku to steal. worth a look for british invasion fans.
March 21st, 2011 at 12:19 AM ^
Duke and Michigan
In the same basketball game
maximum white guys
March 20th, 2011 at 10:56 PM ^
This haiku wins
Best one on this thread
Jim Nantz is not scared.