Postgame Gems on The RCMB
Been quite that weekend at the RCMB following the beatdown. Some really funny stuff from what appears to be a rather unhappy fanbase. Though there are many quotes to choose from - here are a few gems. Hope you enjoy:
Well, I must say, these coaching changes are going swimmingly! Well done, old chap.
What a fun experiment.
I mean, wtf do they talk about in the position meeting room when they review Lewerke's passes? "Uh, nice read Brian, but try not to skip the ball in front of the receiver, nnnkay?"
Dantonio set us back a decade. Nobody will want this job now.
Art Briles is available.
How about the shark ****** at CMU?
Forget the timing of the bonus. Give him the money and get him the fuck out.
Why give him the bonus? Dudes going to cost us a lot of coin to clean house. He already got his bonus for being allowed to keep those incomps on staff this year.
It's like giving a salesmen a huge bonus by missing his sales target by 50%.
From little brother, to it's never over, back to little brother. This circle is complete.
November 18th, 2019 at 4:15 PM ^
Keep in mind that they worship at the alter of Mork. Many of them truly believed that Michigan would never beat Mork without getting insanely lucky or something, like he had Michigan's number and Harbaugh is such a terribly over rated coach that Mork would dominate him forever.
November 18th, 2019 at 2:41 PM ^
About that 7-0 lead they had: "Sometimes you get your little brother excited when you’re playing basketball and let him get the lead. Then you just come back and take it back."
November 18th, 2019 at 3:14 PM ^
Idiots, the only thing that stopped UM in the first quarter was two non PI calls. It was clear as day even early in the game that MSU's secondary was going to be overmatched.
November 18th, 2019 at 3:14 PM ^
Double post
November 18th, 2019 at 3:13 PM ^
My favorite is their hope for Matt Campbell or Luke Fickell. Sorry Sparty, but MSU is not a very desirable gig for those two.......
November 18th, 2019 at 3:21 PM ^
Well if you are trying to get away from the controversial stuff at MSU then you better vet out his staff because Max Bullough has been implicated in PED use and the mother of a young lady who was gang raped in the time that Max was there said she is asking lawyers if she could name names- but did say he was curentlly on a college staff.
It would be counter productive to start off fresh in a "new era" by bringing the last era's criminals with you as coach
November 18th, 2019 at 3:27 PM ^
I can see Luke's going to Michigan State, unless he is perfectly fine being the best MAC team. There is nothing wrong with wanting to remain there. He gets to recruit Ohio a little better, but the problem is competing with OSU for Ohio recruits. He would obviously have that same problem at MSU while dealing with Michigan State.
So, after typing all of that, I have decided that he probably won't want to go to MSU.
November 18th, 2019 at 3:30 PM ^
Cincyi is in the AAC not the MAC- he can make good money there and not have to beat PSU,OSU,UM, and some good B1G West teams every year to stay employed
November 18th, 2019 at 3:31 PM ^
Ah yes, my bad. Somehow I did not know they are in the AAC.
November 18th, 2019 at 3:40 PM ^
I have made the same mistake in the past. My bigger point though about Luke is that if he brings Max with him then he starts off with bad optics outside of East Lansing. The guy who still hasn't opened up about the secret Rose Bowl suspension, his failed PED test in the NFL, and maybe part of a gang rape during his playing days.... that is a lot of baggage to bring INTO your fresh start.
If they get a new staff they should do themselves a favor and break ties with the nonending negative press they beg for.
November 20th, 2019 at 5:02 PM ^
If he keeps up his success he could probably make more money by going to USC as Urban's DC and possible Heir Apparent when Urbs inevitably has more "health issues"
November 18th, 2019 at 3:17 PM ^
Reading the comments about the AD- Spartan fans are forgetting why Bill has that job. He is the same guy how had emails to the former President promising he would delete all data from meetings that he could. Outsiders are not allowed into the circle there and insiders are not pushed out unless it is in handcuffs. Dantonio will have his deposition and maybe that will spill enough blood to take away his will to continue coaching. What outside coach would want to go to a school where the fans are now toxic, the AD is temporary, the BoT is literally criminal, and you are replacing the most popular coach they ever had....
November 18th, 2019 at 3:24 PM ^
My personal favorite was in their game thread when they were absolutely *furious* that Gus Johnson mixed up which of MSU's sexual assault scandals were related to the football program.
November 18th, 2019 at 4:33 PM ^
In fairness to Gus, there are so many that getting confused is understandable.
November 18th, 2019 at 3:25 PM ^
Hilarious seeing the "set us back a decade" comment. If only they realized they're back where they were for multiple decades prior to 2007.
November 18th, 2019 at 3:29 PM ^
What I like most are the posters on that board trying to make themselves feel better by saying that Michigan can't win the Big Ten and is going to finish third in the East again... MSU's finishes in the Big Ten East since 2016 are: 6th, 3rd, 4th, and (racing towards) 6th.
November 18th, 2019 at 3:36 PM ^
Art Briles would fit right in with the culture they’ve built in East Lansing.
November 18th, 2019 at 4:32 PM ^
Wait til you see the gems after they lose to Rutger.
November 18th, 2019 at 4:32 PM ^
Tbh I used to think this forum was better than RCMB but all it takes is an opponent having a decent drive and theres people in the game thread saying the coaches are worthless and everyone needs to be fired.
I have since concluded that whatever overall quality difference there might be between MSU and Michigan grads, it does not express itself in the behavior of the respective fan bases on sports message boards.
November 18th, 2019 at 4:48 PM ^
How about the shark ****** at CMU?
LOLOLOL
November 18th, 2019 at 4:57 PM ^
Without UM, PSU, and ND all down at the same time, MSU would never have become relevant for the few years they did. Universal order has been fixed. MSU is irrelevant again.
November 18th, 2019 at 5:05 PM ^
It's like giving a salesmen a huge bonus by missing his sales target by 50%.
OK, I laughed at that one....
November 18th, 2019 at 5:07 PM ^
Have to hand to the RCMB gang, there are a lot of funny posts over there. I always like it when they call Mork old cranky & senile ...lol.
November 18th, 2019 at 5:15 PM ^
OMG they're self-aware.
Shockingly, I do take exception to one quote:
"Dantonio set us back a decade. Nobody will want this job now."
Mark this down because I will never defend this scumbag ever again, but the fact that they think it was a desirable job BEFORE he came is hilarious. They're delusional. He made it a decent job (and then burned it right back down to the ground).
November 18th, 2019 at 5:18 PM ^
There's a thread saying someone talked to an insider who said Urban Meyer talked to MSU.
If one of y'all were the OP of that thread, bravo.
November 18th, 2019 at 5:58 PM ^
Sweet.
November 18th, 2019 at 6:10 PM ^
My favorite post-game topic thus far from the RCMB has got to be speculation that Urban Meyer is going to be their next head coach.
Really, guys?
November 19th, 2019 at 11:43 AM ^
Now Skandalaris, Dan Gibert and Magic are going to foot the bill to make it happen. Like the poster said "stay tuned".
November 20th, 2019 at 4:47 PM ^
Art Briles is available.
Oh my god they totally would. They are certainly that shameless and clearly ethics is not a prerequisite for an MSU coaching job.