October 21st, 2023 at 11:11 PM ^
Maybe USC?
October 21st, 2023 at 11:13 PM ^
More like San Jose State - times are down for this guy
October 21st, 2023 at 11:20 PM ^
Maybe the University of Dubuque will take him in…
October 21st, 2023 at 11:21 PM ^
Maybe Trojan condoms could parlay it into a safe phone sex campaign.
October 22nd, 2023 at 9:19 AM ^
Not a fit. Sparty can't score and doesn't appeal to folks who can.
October 22nd, 2023 at 12:46 AM ^
Maybe if it comes with a free supply of Trojans. Based on the movies i watch, pizza delivery people tend to get lucky a lot.
October 21st, 2023 at 11:16 PM ^
Sparty has cankles!
October 21st, 2023 at 11:38 PM ^
And flubby baby arms!
October 21st, 2023 at 11:50 PM ^
And two more unnecessary commas than points tonight!
October 22nd, 2023 at 9:30 AM ^
Humerous but incorrect. Because MSU has only one mascot and given the sentence structure, the commas are correct.
There is a difference between "my girlfriend, Kathy Ireland, loves me" and "my girlfriend Kathy Ireland loves me." The latter is ambiguous, leaving open the possibility that I have more than one girlfriend and not all of them feel the same about me.
October 22nd, 2023 at 10:44 PM ^
if we're being pedantic *humorous
October 21st, 2023 at 11:18 PM ^
pizza hut NIL $ can be tough to turn down.
October 21st, 2023 at 11:44 PM ^
In case you missed it yesterday, here's a gif of sparty delivering pizzas. How do you get a spartan off your porch? pic.twitter.com/wjtIDma1cu
— Children of Yost (@ChildrenOfYost) November 18, 2015
October 21st, 2023 at 11:36 PM ^
Dillon Tatum? I wonder if he is wondering why he chose Sparty over Michigan tonight.
October 21st, 2023 at 11:42 PM ^
He's headed to Rutgers and changing the color of the uniform.
October 21st, 2023 at 11:48 PM ^
I hear there is mutual interest with San Jose State.
October 22nd, 2023 at 12:41 AM ^
It appears they've already deleted the post you linked.
October 22nd, 2023 at 3:39 AM ^
Norfolk State University has an opening!
October 22nd, 2023 at 10:54 AM ^
How many more days do their players have left to transfer out freely? Was it 30 days from the day Comin was released?