OT: Mammoth bones unearthed at Oregon State University

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Construction at Oregon State University uncovered bones of a mammoth, bison, and camel while working on the Valley Football Center expansion adjacent to the football field.

 

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bostonsix

January 27th, 2016 at 7:19 AM ^

The bartender, " my owner gave me this spear to trade for some caveman wine" the bartender inspects the spear throws it, and gives him his wine. The bison says to the bartender "my owner gave me this six shooter to trade for some cowboy whiskey" the bartender inspects it shoots it and gives him his whisky. The Camel says to the bartender "my owner gave me this vest to trade for some Taliban Arak" the bartender inspects the vest, the Mammouth, Bison, and Camel all yell "DON'T PUSH THAT BUTTON!"....

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bacon

January 27th, 2016 at 6:35 AM ^

That's an interesting find, but what is going on in that picture? It looks like the guy with the giant bone and the skinny yellow stick are comparing dicks. "Well, yours is long, but mine is so big I have to rest it on this rock. Also, I can't stand up all the way."

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The FannMan

January 27th, 2016 at 8:50 AM ^

Grad. Student: "Professor!  We've finished the mammoth fossil display, but we have all these extra bones!  I don't know where they go!  I also have no clue what to do with the camel and bison."

Professor: "Oh, screw it.  Just dump that extra shit by the football stadium.  No one ever goes there."

 

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