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As I'm sure most of you know, today is our last real day on earth. Anyone have anything interesting going on? I think I'll devote my day to spending all of my savings and killing all of my enemies, but I haven't really settled on that.
Mod Edit: Bumped to coordinate the MGoApocalypse 2.0. The earthquakes start in Tonga 1am EST EXACTLY!
work
Reading mgoblog....
I plan on reading over all the stuff that was written about the Y2K bug.
most of the world was already into the rapture with nothing reported by major news sources, i'm going to assume i can go to sleep w/o any issues waking up.
If the world ends Without me finding out the fate of Sweater Vest I'm gunna be real sour
If it ends tomorrow, the billboard may turn out to have been prophetic.
If it doesn't, F1 qualifying will start the day.
Yeah and I was also hoping to find out if:
1) East Dillon wins the State Championship this year and
2) How that dude on NBC met his kids mother.
It wasn't worth it, trust me.
Highlight here-->
Yes, East Dillon wins the state championship. Then Coach Taylor moves to the east coast where his wife took a job in college admissions and he starts a new coaching career. It's pretty fucking awesome.
Um, How I Met Your Mother is on CBS, not NBC. Gawd, some people...
I love how specific this particular group is with their predictions. They say the rapture will begin at 6 pm and wll move across time zones starting with the International Date Line. New Zealand will be the first to get it.
This is coming from one man who is clearly not understanding the Bible. He is off on some Gnostic version of things where he has secret knowledge that no one else has. This heresey of his is of his own invention and is not supported in any way shape of form by any Christian group, other than his own.
oh good. i was worried.
That's real handy, because 6pm in New Zealand is 1:00am EST. For you late owls, you can find out of the world's ending before you even go to bed tonight!
someone that I know who's in New Zeeland.
His email was:
Dear **********,
Everything is okay. Nothing bad happened. In fact, I'm in bed with some hot chick that I met at the bar during happy hour. What the worst could it happ
Strangely, it stopped at happ and I hope he is okay! I hope the sky isn't falling! OMG!!!!!
die while he was writing the word "happ" and then accidently hit send when he plopped down onto his computer?
Also, why is he e-mailing you?
Also, why is he e-mailing you while he has a girl over?
Thanks for your answers,
MichFan1997
fap
Disturbing.
"Working", but really reading MGoBlog and softball games tonight.
Trolling some bucknuts, knocking back a few cold beverages and maybe watching a little TV.
Maybe I need to stock the boat with more booze, water, fuel, canned food, and something to make sails and a mast out of.
I'm going to Chipotle
Be careful when driving:
http://www.michiganautolaw.com/auto-lawyers-blog/2010/06/16/the-most-dan...
Keep Mr. Gursten on speed dial.
Diane get an offer
Damn phone
I work at 14 and Orchard lake and it doesnt even begin to compare to the disaster that seemingly always awaits you at 12 and Orchard.
Probably the same thing I do every Friday. Have a few beers in the garage with some friends, hope my wife is not to tired from work, and hope my 3 year old goes to bed early enough to take advantage of it. I am such a creature of habit.
I have to go to Columbus tomorrow, so it may be the last sight I see. Pity me.
If we only have 10 minutes before the nukes hit, I suggest driving around until you find a park and walking into the woods. That's where I'd snuff it if I was trapped in the city.
Well you could take a leak on the campus as a noble final act.
You should burn the city down before the nukes have a chance to take it out.
Don't worry. If everything does go down tomorrow, it will be Hell on earth and everything will look like Columbus.
who thinks the world is ending wants to give me their Michigan season tickets for 2011, I'd be happy to take them. Not like you need them. Plus I'd like to make a scrap book today, before everything ends.
One of my friends is finally going to be in town so we can hang out tonight. At present, I'm parked in the library obsessively checking Mgoboard and waiting for my next lecture to start. I'm also preparing for the coming apocalypse by re-watching Alien(s) and Starship Troopers to brush up on my basic anti-monster(s) infantry tactics.
Oh yeah, and Ohio State still sucks.
If the world ends tomorrow, rewatching the 1998 Rose Bowl will at some point be part of my itinerary. It was one of the few things that had to happen for me to be able to die happy.
Hoping Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis can save us. AGAIN.
What else would I be doing?
Finally going to tell Mrs Fu that her meatloaf SUCKS!!!
Does this mean I don't have to cut the lawn after work today?
Its not like saving the gas will mean much. Get some fertilizer and burn a big yellow block M in your front yard. God is a michigan fan.
My daughter is getting confirmed just before the time. I'm hoping that 6:00 is an EDT time. As Cowherd pointed out, talk about your East Coast bias; if so, could planning by our Church!
Supposedly it's a rolling 6pm, starting at the international date line and hitting each separate time zone at 6pm local.
If I was god thats exactly how I would go about doing it to.
Always kinda been afraid of those things.
To be young in Prague again...
....los barcos?
Going to prom...Fiance is a teacher...fml...Hopefully I get laid
If you don't get laid, you better get a new fiancee'.
with your Fiance.
Absolutely beautiful. You sir have inspired me to get a head start on the end of the world now.
Same thing we do every day, Pinky... Try to take over the world.
is I was thinking about posting a picture of Brian saying that to Pinky before I settled for asking people for their Michigan tickets. Glad someone thought of it though.
Admist the pandamonium during the final moments, you'll see a used car salesman hoisting the TSIO 2002 National Championship Trophy in the middle of a empty car lot scarred by burnt rubber....
Getting three stars on every level in Angry Birds.
...so I'm basically already in hell. :D
Wasting my time and resources on booze and women just like every other weekend.
Anyone know where in the galaxy that thing is?
It's near Uranus...so Ohio
Damn well that sucks I'm stuck in class. If I would have known sooner I would have took the term off
I knew I should have planned my vacation for this week instead of next.
If you become a non believer, you won't get taken tomorrow...and you'll have until October before the actual end of the world...or maybe even until December of 2012. My opinion is, the world ended a few years ago...hence the last few Michigan Football seasons. In what place other than Hell could a Michigan record like that exist?
My theory is that The Horror created such a gigantic rift in the space-time continuum that we were somehow transported to a parallel universe. Hence, Michigan's 2008-10 record. During this, the defense was bombarded with anti-matter, and became the Anti-Defense.
This is the first sign of the apocolypse...the dreaded double post!
I'm gonna be wasted tailgating at Jimmy Buffet tomorrow. No I'm not a fan and I'm not going to the show but it's a good excuse to get drunk in the morning and participate in wild shenannigans all day. Especially since I have jury duty today.
You lasted on jury duty until Friday?! Wow.
Didn't start til today.
sex.
Maybe it really is the end of the world, or Hell freezing over, if a wife - any wife - says that.
I'll take it.
Well, I was going to call all of my friends and family to tell them that I love them, but now I have to spend my time on the internet complaining about throwback jerseys.
I am going to go all out showing that I have no vices (besides drinking heavily and gambling). So I will be heading to churchill downs to drink and bet on the horses. Makes me laugh that this guy predicted this to happen back in September 1994. I want to know what threw his calculations off 17 years?!
To carry the one
He missed the Metric/English unit conversion.
...he ends the world before we beat Ohio State again. Oh well. At least we'd go out with the all-time record still intact.
That doesn't look so bad. I could take it.
It's kinda cute actually...where can I pick one up?
I have one of those. I call him Squishy.
It's no match for my Liger....
A wolverine could take it....
So that's what a [email protected] lion looks like. Nice.
I'm financing a Ferrari Enzo that I plan to feature in tonights demolition derby.
lol @ Bank of America. Good luck collecting on that one. See you never!
Peace OUT!
Oh, you mean AFTER? (Is there an after...?)
Well, if it's my last day I will crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their women.
Hiding all my Defensive Backs where they can't be harmed!
Quick people, there's only a day left! Make sure you buy Rapture Insurance for your pets. Available here -
http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/
haha this is too funny. Thanks for the link.
I doubted the end was coming but then I saw the throw back unis...
I'm going to futterwacken....furiously.
my 5-year business plan.
. . . to prepare myself for the fiery eternity of hell.
I've always wanted to get 12 Loko'd so I'm just gonna do that. They can't kill me if I'm already dead
from 2011, 2012, and 2013.
according to these people, the actual end of the world is supposed to be october 21st.
coincidentally, the end of the world comes 6 days before that for Spartan fans.
Cracked a tall boy pbr
Id
Had lunch and got a haircut and gonna have another beer. Been a good last week on earth
I'm plying the rails tomorrow, so I hope that my engineers don't get raptured on me.
Is there any way we can get the NCAA involved in running this so we have a couple years before we have to worry about it.
If God ran the world like Gorden Gee runs TSIO, he'd be worried about us rapturing him. Destruction everted...
"Why don't we get drunk and screw?"
Uh.....thanks for the offer, really.........but.....uh, no thanks.
The kids we offered better all committ soon because they'd probably want to be a part of the best recruiting class at the end of the world. According to his prediction there will be fireworks on my birthday. Since that is the day god will destroy earth (October 21).
You were born one day too early. All the cool people were born on October 22nd.
Did this just get mod-bumped to the top of diaries or am I going crazy?
Before you ask, no, the two are not mutually exclusive.
It's on top of Mgoboard, not Diaries.
Argh. My bad. Thats what I get for being on productivity killer 2.0 while at work. Feel free to neg.
You think that was a mod? Boy, you have no idea what's coming tomorrow, do you?
It got mod bumped.
Cocaine, hookers, and a sack of 30 from White Castles.
I didn't realize coke and whores made it on to the White Castle menu. Can you get them as a carry-out order, or do you have to enjoy them in the restaurant?
"White" Castle for a reason.
crave case
....and when you wake up on sunday morning, you'll have diarrhea and herpes
and homework.
Just like any other friday
How could you not go out on a night like this where you have the most sure and solid pickup line ever?
"Excuse me miss, I was wondering...If you knew the world were to end tomorrow how would you end your last night?"
or
"I've been informed this is my last night on Earth and I have one dying wish...I know you have the same."
It's worth a shot.
If it doesn't work I will receive plenty of free drinks, granted they will most likely be from women throwing them on my face. That, or a few nice backhands may be headed my way. As a precaution I will get drunk before hand. If this all fails I will result to BillyOcean's plan a few comments up.
And boobs. What's not to love?
Beer is a plan.
I think I'll spend my last day on earth watching porn.
Sit around and think of all the things I could have done with the money from the Lotto that I am certain to win on the last day ever.
Maybe I will just go out and touch people...not sure yet.
Watching the Hangover for the first time.
for Harold Camping, 89
Oh, wouldn't that be ironic?
Sit in front of my computer reading Twitter and chatting.
:(
Sad life lol
You're just going a little earlier than everyone, eh?
In the wrong order.
Fire up the grill and have a nice glass of wine.
Who am I kidding probably just pick up a Big Mac and have a Bud Light
What are the believers in this end times prophecy doing tomorrow? Do they have any advice on how to ride this out or are they just laughing at all of us from a secret location?
that's it
They won't really need their stuff, will they?
Telling the state of Ohio to go F*** themselves
The same thing I do every day MGoBlog...
Think of ways to frame the Sweater Vest.
is that 10 pm eastern I kinda had plans....figures finally get a date with a chick a lil younger and way outta my league and the world is scheduled to end. Worst part about it Lil brother can say they went out on top(on second thught ..they have beaten us a few times in a row..maybe the world IS ending)
No, 10pm PST. My bad on the edit. Make sure to check MGoBlog if you get her home. Nothing screams do me like sports blogging.
She has busted me a cpl of times at work "On Break" stalking the recent spate of commitments....actually I'm hoping this is OSU specific and a certain RB changes his mind and heads north
My wife just left this morning to do a year of research out of the country. My last words to her as she called to tell me her connection was delayed 6 hours and they lost both her bags were "you should probably change your cell message so people know you won't get back to them."
Not the greatest way to go out.....
the "7 Deadly Sins."
4 down, 3 to go.
..There is 7 of them? Oh man.....I was good with 4 but 7 I dunno.
When the world ends I'll be burning one.
i guess tomorrow at 6pm we are all going to Columbus to join Tressel and the mob.
Bruins and Beer in the Bar.
Relax guys it says tomorrow is just the rapture and the world will end oct 21. We still get a chance to beat little brother one last time
did the world end yet?
Tom at 6
Yes.
I left myself pretty open tomorrow:
No Rapture: keep trying to get Windows 7 installed, and sailing.
Rapture: take over the world.
Jews Unite!
Dyslexics Untie!
I'd figure out how to cut his power at the right moment so he actually thinks the end is really coming.
When's this end coming? Are there any New Year's Parties out there in it's honor? After all, we did celebrate Dos de Mayo? (Was that it? I forget.)
Get drunk then get laid...
Same here then repeat until the time comes when we will die... If that happens
...
It's past time on Christmas Island. No earthquake yet...lock the thread until 2012.
Now I'm drunk and numb! Ready for the lava flows! Hopefully it wont happens for years to come. One day Mankind will probably end it, but I hope we have plenty of time to see Michigan football dominate OSU and MSU and win several National Championships!
We learned almost too late that mankind was a dangerous creature....
Deciding if this post is really OT or not?
OH MAN I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN MY LOINS
nvm
Normally I mow the lawn Friday evening but this week figured, may as well wait,
Earthquake!!
Oh, wait, no, that was a fart. Sorry.
No earthquake in Kiritibati. There's no rapture. I'm not sure everyone knows that, so use that knowledge how you will.
Do you think the people who put all their stock in it happening yesterday would be angry?
I slept through the end of the world. Everybody still there?
Best line I've heard: "Does the shuttle straight to hell have wi-fi?"
Since we're all still here, does anyone have a 2011 depth chart handy?
stop looking for a job.
Being in Wisconsin, I'll have an extra hour than most of you. I love the Central Time Zone!!
From reddit.com:
"And with the first overall pick of the Rapture Draft, God selects..... Macho Man Randy Savage! Oooooohhhh yeeeaaahhhhh"
Now that's just tacky. Really funny, but tacky.
I plan on spending today making plans for tomorrow...
