OT: Kate Upton is off the market

Submitted by WichitanWolverine on

Seeing it all over Facebook...apparently she and Verlander are now engaged. Sorry, fellas.

WestSider

May 2nd, 2016 at 11:09 PM ^

I would bet any of you would melt if she walked up and smiled at you. Boobs are obnoxious? Sure...you would lay in a pile of your own drivel if she gave you the time of day. Kate has a great attitude  and I bet she's alot of fun. Verlander has been with her for quite a while, and she has given shout outs to UM. I bet she's even surprised at how big sher career has blown up over the last couple of years. In short, I think she's cool. I find nothing to criticize here. I think Verlander is a lucky man.

Wolfman

May 2nd, 2016 at 11:00 PM ^

Haven't come across too many  on the  sports sites that would notice her shoulders are roughly 2 lbs, or one inch from being almost perfectly symmetrical, and as in her case, normally remains constant throughout the body. But that's not all bad. I had this thing for thick thighed women, but had to be offset by abnormally small waist.

Everyone Murders

May 3rd, 2016 at 8:57 AM ^

What if the dicks that Verlander was served were presented in multiple chaffing dishes, each one containing dick-based recipes?  Like Dick Souffle, Dick Parmesan, Barbecue Dick (NC Style, with vinegar), Dick Sausage (do you actually have to grind them?), and so forth.  And next to that were dick-based salads, and dick-based desserts?

That would be both a bunch of dicks and a buffet of dicks.

A Fan In Fargo

May 2nd, 2016 at 11:32 PM ^

She's hot don't get me wrong but she isn't a ten. Probably not even a 9.5. Put her next to Julia Roberts or Cindy Crawford in their prime. Not even a contest all you young bucks.