Diazepam.
1) Buy Battletoads for Gameboy
2) Attempt to beat Battletoads for Gameboy
3) If you somehow succeed in less than 1800 hours, buy Pokemon Blue and Red for Gameboy and capture all 150 Pokemon without cheating
Problem solved
Definitely my favorite poster.
I suggest playing Battle Toads and Double Dragon if you want to have the fun of Battletoads without the endless frustration of fucking impossible levels. Not that I'm bitter, or keep a list of NES games I was unable to beat as a child (and still as an adult).
If you're particularly masochistic I recommend adding "A Boy and His Blob" and "Adventures of Dizzy" to the list. Triple bonus points if you manage this WITHOUT using www.gamefaqs.com .
I don't know about you, but I could never beat Friday the 13th? Creepy ass game too.
Warcraft.
He's trying to prevent cerebral meltdown, not cause it.
Counting flowers on the wall,
That don't bother me at all.
Playing Solitaire till dawn,
With a deck of fifty-one.
Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo.
Now, don't tell me I've nothing to do
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
Whats her name would have loved your cross and definitely your pot belly
Nonsense. A pot belly on a man looks oafish.
That's how you're gonna beat 'em, Butch -- they keep underestimatin' ya.
Books.
I'll say it again...
www.stumbleupon.com
doingitwrong.com
youtube and espn.com can take up those hours easily.
Toss in a little wikipedia and you have all your bases covered.
I really was hoping you'd somehow incorporate 1800 tequila into the 1800 hours, but the whole "not get in trouble at work" thing kind of killed it.
I've been reading theonion.com a lot lately, specifically the "columns" of Jim Anchower:
http://www.theonion.com/content/columnists/view/anchower
He's basically a pothead burnout, and he writes columns about all the stupid messed up stuff he does. Top notch tongue-in-cheek humor.
I don't see how you can spend endless hours on ESPN. That would bore the crap out of me. With the hundreds of thousands of sports blogs out there, why not go explore and find a less dry, and potentially more interesting take on things. Make it a challenge to find 150 different Michigan sports blogs. That should take up about 5 hours. You might find something interesting on each one of those. Granted, you might find some of the most stupid pointless ramblings on each one of them, too. If that's the case, leave a seething comment about how poorly that post was written, how stupid that idea was, how cliche their thinking is, and most importantly, that they should leave Michigan blogging to Brian. Don't forget to sign it "Go Blue."